🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Justtocheck said:
Getting an orbital fracture (not fissure) that needs surgery? My bet is that he got hit with a blunt object like a blackjack. It's not that easy to break an orbital bone with bare fists unless you are really strong (which 4 simple muggers just wouldn't be).
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If it was a mugging where he "chased" the guy into an alleyway nearby where the theif's buds were waiting with clubs to provide backup, I can sort of see that as being plausible.
 
Such an event has motivated me to post. He should get the message through his broken skull.

I’d never seen this stated in any of the ralph threads, but there is a statement of his that is insane.

He claimed, well over a year ago on his show, that he got very good at burpees in prison.

Anyone that’s done burpees knows they are brutal. I’d pay to see him do just 50 consecutively with no breaks.
 
you know with a baby on the way, and now having to take care of ralph during surgery, his further opiod addiction, and working extra shifts at subway, meigh is going to be under a lot of stress. i almost feel a bit of pity for her, no horse should be subject to that kind of life.

edit since you retards cant read: i said almost feel pity for her, never said i actually do pity her. she deserves it if for no other reason than she is bringing another gunt into the world.
 
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Ralph is going to have to move into a nursing home when he gets back to the US. No way Meigh can deal with a newborn AND this crybaby. Maybe he can get a spot at Evan’s place.

amateur professional lurk said:
you know with a baby on the way, and now having to take care of ralph during surgery, his further opiod addiction, and working extra shifts at subway, meigh is going to be under a lot of stress. i almost feel a bit of pity for her, no horse should be subject to that kind of life.
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She’s a pedophile cunt who tried to groom a teenager into a throuple. His downfall is hers too and very richly deserved. God loves us. Them? Not so much.
 
Justtocheck said:
Getting an orbital fracture (not fissure) that needs surgery? My bet is that he got hit with a blunt object like a blackjack. It's not that easy to break an orbital bone with bare fists unless you are really strong (which 4 simple muggers just wouldn't be).
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Yeah that is one of the stronger areas of bone in the body. Normally you need some leverage to fracture that. Like a baseball bat. Even kicking is hard to pull it off. Maybe with really heavy steel toed boots. Normally your hand or foot will break before the orbital bones.

Granted its hard to say what Gunts preferred diet of Vodka and Fentanyl does to bone strength long term.
 
RodgerDodger said:
Yeah that is one of the stronger areas of bone in the body. Normally you need some leverage to fracture that. Like a baseball bat. Even kicking is hard to pull it off. Maybe with really heavy steel toed boots. Normally your hand or foot will break before the orbital bones.

Granted its hard to say what Gunts preferred diet of Vodka and Fentanyl does to bone strength long term.
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Glass Jaw Gunt confirmed. Took one to the chin and dropped like the sack of fat he is, bouncing off a curb, or something.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Ralph is going to have to move into a nursing home when he gets back to the US. No way Meigh can deal with a newborn AND this crybaby. Maybe he can get a spot at Evan’s place.


She’s a pedophile cunt who tried to groom a teenager into a throuple. His downfall is hers too and very richly deserved. God loves us. Them? Not so much.
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It's a tough love right now. I'm just laughing with awe and wonder while trying to figure how much more fucked up this can get. This is past trainwreck.
 
MuuMuu Bunnylips said:
While orbital lobe damage would aptly/ironically result in precisely what makes Ralph Ralph, you should probably change the link to orbital bone.
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Fareal said:
For srs though, this is the sort of incident that leaves even normal, well adjusted people pretty mindblown for a bit. An unexpected, unprovoked* beating bad enough to leave you needing reconstructive facial surgery, when you're alone and abroad in a country where you don't speak the language, is a legit traumatic event. I think even gunt will be surprised how long it takes him to get on the level and process what happened here.

*we know he did something to provoke it but he is legit so stupid that he probably didn't understand how badly the situation was escalating and how likely he was to get his face pushed in, so the kicks to the head were a real surprise
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You are bang on the money I've known actual tough men not streamers like Ralph get a beating like that and it's had a real effect on them.

Getting surgery sitting waiting on that surgery table waiting for the anaesthetic to kick in knowing that in some part you brought this on yourself.

This could might knock some sense into him remind him he's not the alpha male he paints himself as a moment of growth.

But this is Ralph and he's going to spin this as hard as he can into some kind of win. But he knowns the truth the amount of rage that's going to grow in him now is going to be crazy. And some how it's going to be Andy's, Null, PPP fault.

Every page he reads of this thread
even more rage in his butter filled veins.
 
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