🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
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Herpes Complex said:
Have to call bullshit on this one. No tourist gets non-emergency surgery overseas without travel insurance.
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I dont know what its like flying from america, but over here, its just a click to add it to your holiday when purchasing, its not very much either.

I also have travel insurance included with my bank account, most banks offer it with reward type accounts.
 
Tom Myers said:
Turns out the EU requires it for a visa:
  • a travel medical insurance covering emergency medical, hospitalisation and repatriation (including in case of death). The minimum cover should be of 30.000 EUR. This insurance must be valid for the entire Schengen area and throughout the duration of the stay.

ec.europa.eu

Required documents

Learn which documents are required to apply for the Schengen visa.
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You learn something new every day. When I was traveling Europe as a wastrel I wasn't required to have insurance
 
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It sounds like orbital bone surgery is relatively rare. He must have gotten seriously fucking stomped. He might end up with permanent gator-eyes.
 
Lemmingwise said:
How the fuck do you even get mugged in Lissabon? Last time I was there, I was stupid enough to leave my bag in the bus. Some mulatto guy asked the bus to stop, held my bag outside so I could retrieve it and then they drove along.
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Fun fact: I was once in Detroit in a McDonald's and in a fit of retardation left my original iPhone in the bathroom. I didn't realize I'd done this until I got back to my hotel room. But there was a message at the front desk and the guy who found it had called the recently called numbers and told them they found it and just delivered it to the front desk.

I called the guy and tried to offer him a reward and he refused and just said "God bless."

What was my point? Oh, yeah, that happened to me in Detroit, but the Gunt manages to get his ass brutalized well beyond what some pickpocket gyppos would have done. In Lisbon. Portugal.

I guess even there they don't have much tolerance for a West Memphis Micro.
 
Slimy Time said:
Oh, I can believe he tried to, or ran his mouth like he has done all this time in irl streaming. Problem is, he's an obese 5'1 American getting jumped by 4 people. He would be lucky to land a punch before getting swarmed.

Thing with pickpockets and muggers in Europe (not so much the UK) is they are organised. If you go to Naples and get pickpocketed, it's not one guy doing it, but a group of 4-5 guys all doing it, and they are doing you a "favour" of relieving you of your purse without you knowing or getting hurt. Start causing trouble, and they will remove it from you violently.
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He probably just got drunk as shit and started started being a faggot and arguing with the wrong people. Wouldn't even be surprised if it was literally just one guy he was fighting. The only reason not to believe that is that his man purse got stolen, I'm not sure if one guy would loot someone after beating him up.
 
ClipBitch said:
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It sounds like orbital bone surgery is relatively rare. He must have gotten seriously fucking stomped. He might end up with permanent gator-eyes.
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Here's an mma fighter before and after surgery


I am not saying that's what would necessarily happen to Ralph but it's an example of what orbital fractures can do.

Other example of notable orbital damage.
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Also it's a very bad idea to travel by plane when you have a recent untreated orbital frature because of air pockets(they will expand because of the altitude) so I don't think flying back without surgery was even an option.
 
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csimp19 said:
All of this "What happened?" theorizing is beyond inane. If there was ever a situation to apply Occam's Razor, then this is it. A rotund, bleeting loudmouth pissed off the wrong person at the wrong time and got his ass beat. Whether or not said person truly came in numbers or a skin tone amenable to grifting his audience is irrelevant. When your livelihood consists of baiting horrible people to support your decrepitude, more layers to the onion are more than welcome. Let's just enjoy that face for what it is.
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It's not inane it's fun

Enjoy it as you like and we will do the same what are you the Gunt Talk Police

Lol surgery on an orbital bone... Gunt got the boots for sure. Did bystanders think a pig was being tortured is that how the authorities were informed?
 
A_right_horrorshow said:
So the child support/court fees he scammed out of his few remaining paypigs is now in the hands of a gang of Portuguese moors?

Spectacular job saving the whuite race there Ralph.
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"Yah Honor, Ah'm poor as fuck. Ah'm just a humble man who works hard to support his pregnant fiancée paycheck to paycheck. Ah only have $43 in my bank account and ah can't afford to pay the charges those muslims put on my credit card. Clearly I deserve full visitation rights so ah can be a father to my first born but only pay $3.50 in child support, yah Honor."
 
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