🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
Status
Not open for further replies.
AnOminous said:
Ironically the traveler's insurance he had to get to get a visa probably covers him better than what he has back at home. Unless he somehow skirted that legal requirement, which wouldn't be shocking for Gunty.
Click to expand...
Conversely, the assailants will be caught and Walf will win some six+ figure settlement, leading to further expansion of his already obese ego.
 
Truly Rural said:
Exactly this, and it's dirt cheap. I was getting 30k insurance when ever I'd travel around Europe, except I never had the need to draw on it. That's why I said that now is the best of times for Gunt to have a heart attack to get most out of the insurance he bought. Now with regard to his injury, in medicine every injury to the head is considered serious, pimple on the face is considered potentially serious.

2 years ago my father fell face down and ended up with 5 fractures on his left cheek bone. I expected surgery would be difficult and long, but somehow he was under for measly 15 minutes, and when he woke up he had smallest bandage ever, it was the size of a half LSD tab (Sorry I can't think of a better example LOL) I was blown away. Now I don't know if Gunt's case is for maxillofacial surgery or some other department, and it ain't same as in my example, but surgeons are skilled beyond comprehension in this day and age, almost as unbelievable as a steep street.

Have fun going under Gunt, you might get spiritual experience if you are lucky!
Click to expand...

Just popping into this part of the forum to see the shitshow, hi. So on the whole travelers insurance thing for a Visa. I don't know if it's changed recently. But Americans don't need a Visa at all to visit the EU for 3 months or less. Just passport and a plane ticket. So yeah, probably no insurance.
 
1643311576796.jpeg

Ah felt like the Joker!
 
AnOminous said:
Ironically the traveler's insurance he had to get to get a visa probably covers him better than what he has back at home. Unless he somehow skirted that legal requirement, which wouldn't be shocking for Gunty.
Click to expand...
I've never been to Portugal specifically but I've been to many countries and never once have I had to shown proof of traveler's insurance. I'm sure plenty of poor people who finance their vacations on high APR, low benefit credit cards skirt this requirement. By piggy's own words the immigration guy just stamped his passport and sent him on his way. I would bet my months-old, lightly used, literally worthless account that this fat fuck absolutely did not get insurance.

Most countries have requirements such as proof of funds or proof of stay. The only time I've ever been queried about something like that was in Colombia, where the immigration office made me get proof of reservation from my email when I mistook the name of the hotel for something that didn't exist.
 
mindlessobserver said:
I wonder how stringently the airlines and portugal enforce it? Is it an honor system? Those times I have had to fly to the UK, nobody ever asked if I had travelers insurance or not. I just always made sure I did because I am not a retard.
Click to expand...

Not at all.

I was flying to Australia and didn't know you needed a visa. I just bought it last minute and the guy at the counter took my word. Literally just overrode the system and said, "okay, no problem." I think it's probably the same with other countries and shit like insurance. It's nice and all but once you are at the gate they are not running your name through some fucking database.
 
Fareal said:
I think even gunt will be surprised how long it takes him to get on the level and process what happened here.
Click to expand...
He's also going to be in a lot of pain for a long time, and quite possibly forever. This is the kind of injury that you get twinges from years or even decades later (not that the pig will live that long). This is the kind of shit you get traumatic migraines and cluster headaches from. That's assuming he doesn't have even more hellish sequelae like for instance if he got his trigeminal nerve fucked up. And then there are minor but still atrociously annoying things like cerebrospinal fluid dripping out of your nose.

Head injuries really fuck you up even if the massive amount of cushioning you have there usually protects you from actual traumatic brain injury.

The Gunt is going to be suffering so long.

Am I a bad person that I can't stop laughing?
 
Tom Myers said:
Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?
archive.md

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Well, I've definitely got to experience Port…

archived 27 Jan 2022 01:52:34 UTC
archive.md archive.md
View attachment 2923734
View attachment 2923741
THEY GOT THE MANPURSE:
View attachment 2923787
Click to expand...
How does this dumb fuck keep doing it?
 
Uncle Buck said:
Conversely, the assailants will be caught and Walf will win some six+ figure settlement, leading to further expansion of his already obese ego.
Click to expand...
An interesting theory.

What a stroke of luck that would be for us, to watch the glorious downfall of King Ralph, handed the keys to his own destruction. His downward spiral aired for free on the KILLSTREAM for all of us to watch!
 
You really gotta feel bad for the people that beat up Gunt. The average height in Portugal is 5'8, so those fuckers would've had to get on their knees to hit him in the face like that.
 
The way ralph angled the camera for his "got my ass beat" photo, something is off, I think he is going to be hiding his busted mouth for a while
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom