Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Humbert Humbert said:
I have Kevin updates. Idk if it’s just me, but it seems like he hasn’t tweeted much (in terms of actually tweeting to his own profile). He seems to be retweeting as usual though. I’m probably wrong.
Anyways the tweets I collected start off with Kevin excitedly announcing that he completed applications for Denfur and BLFC’s Dealer Dens (rather than a job). [A]
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Kevin responds to Hasbro Pulse revealing a new toy by immediately creating a queer lore for it. [A]
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Less than 40 minutes later, he is once again indulged in his queer degenerate shit upon the arrival of his “gay robot pony comic”. In the replies he shows off his transformer pony toy. [A]
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Kevin is distressed because of some bullshit involving a plush and a video game he pre-ordered. I’m trying not to get ninja’d so I’m not reading this shit [A]
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Some Tranch terminology [A]
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Kevin isn’t the only one that’s been tweeting, though. Wedge has been a bit active as well. Yesterday morning he compared the fall of capitalism to the end of Yandere Simulator (a nice callback to what brought me to the farms, if I do say so myself). [A]
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Video game sperging. The game in question is Fallout 4. [A]
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Wedge insists that the plight of ghosting trans women face is superior to that of cis women. I wonder why he got ghosted so much. [A]
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Could it be this (no, I don’t know and I don’t care what this tweet means, all I know is that Wedge is a little scary). [A]
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What an abhorrent display shelf. It took me a good minute to even find the transformer pony Kevin was even referring to. (The lighting is shit, and the toy itself is darkly colored) He couldn’t even be bothered to grab it out of the clutter for a better picture?

He has all the time in the world. The least he can do is at least try and organize his shitty transformers collection so it looks more like a collection, and less like the shelves at Good Will. :roll:
 
Humbert Humbert said:
Kevin isn’t the only one that’s been tweeting, though. Wedge has been a bit active as well. Yesterday morning he compared the fall of capitalism to the end of Yandere Simulator
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Never paid too close attention, but I do recall reading YandereDev finally actually "finished" the game last year, didn't he? Or at least made a mostly functional version? Is Wedge making an autisticly outdated joke here or is he actually referring to the finished game's length/difficulty (?). It's retarded either way, but one is both retarded and ironic.
 
Schatzi Katze said:
Never paid too close attention, but I do recall reading YandereDev finally actually "finished" the game last year, didn't he? Or at least made a mostly functional version? Is Wedge making an autisticly outdated joke here or is he actually referring to the finished game's length/difficulty (?). It's retarded either way, but one is both retarded and ironic.
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Nah, he made "1980s mode" with 10 rivals that all have identical dialogue and routines (essentially just Osana clones) and has made little progress in finishing another rival in the main gain, doing dumb stuff like introducing the Yakuza. Frankly it's a miracle that YandereDev hasn't come out as trans, he's exactly the sort of egg Kevin and co love to crack.
 
AssignedEva said:
Nah, he made "1980s mode" with 10 rivals that all have identical dialogue and routines (essentially just Osana clones) and has made little progress in finishing another rival in the main gain, doing dumb stuff like introducing the Yakuza. Frankly it's a miracle that YandereDev hasn't come out as trans, he's exactly the sort of egg Kevin and co love to crack.
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Thanks for the info, musta remembered wrong lol. And yeah he does seem like peak trans fodder, but that's a convo for his thread I suppose.
 
Humbert Humbert said:
Kevin is distressed because of some bullshit involving a plush and a video game he pre-ordered. I’m trying not to get ninja’d so I’m not reading this shit [A]
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If you hadn't preordered the new Pokemon game at all that would been $60 more in your bank account instead of that negative number you were so sad about, Kevin.
 
AirdropShitposts said:
If you hadn't preordered the new Pokemon game at all that would been $60 more in your bank account instead of that negative number you were so sad about, Kevin.
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Prioritizing needs over wants and knowing when to stop spending money isn't exactly Kevin's forte.
StickFruit said:
Troons are good at raping
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Only the ones that haven't gone under Dr canard Rumer's knife.
 
moonchild said:
at least the video store manager guy still gets out of bed and goes to work, Kevin's life consists of lying in bed and staring at his phone. that's somehow even sadder.
I've mentioned something like this before in this thread, but so many of Kevin's problems would be solved if he just got off social media and actually did stuff in his free time. the best way to fight off depression and dark thoughts is with exercise, creative hobbies, and being honest with himself and learning to self reflect. if you lie around doing nothing, no shit you are going to feel bad. he has a big ranch full of work that needs to be done, and I'm sure there's places in town he can get a job (and earn an income so he won't have to beg everytime be wants a new toy).
Kevin, if you are reading this thread, delete twitter and get your shit together, and maybe you will be a bit happier (or don't so we can keep laughing at you)
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Oh of course anyone who actually contributes even marginally to society is better than Kevin; although the argument could be made that he helps support the theory of trickle-down economics, as all his consoomerism through Hasbro allows the toy companies to flourish and allows the CEOS to pay their Chinese child slaves better which uhhh...somehow leads to troon liberation or some bullshit.

This argument keeps being propounded, but honestly, getting off social media will not solve Kevin's problems because he is INCAPABLE of getting off twitter. It's easy to look at a somewhat normal person struggling with the instant gratification aspect of social media and go "hey bud, I think there's things you can do to work on this problem." We are talking about a man who chopped off his dick and balls for the (nonexistent) coom. There is no rational thinking to be found here.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Prioritizing needs over wants and knowing when to stop spending money isn't exactly Kevin's forte.
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As the Consummate Capitalist Consoomer, Kevin turns wants into needs, and needs into wants.
He doesn't need nutritious meals, clean clothes, or his own bed. These things are frivolous luxuries that he could do without.
But he does need Pokemon games, Transformers comics, and plushies. These things are absolutely vital and he will beg, borrow and steal to obtain them.
His Maslow's Pyramid is fucking upsidedown.
You can see this phenomenon in the unhinged desires of other AGPs. They can be literally homeless, but they will find a way to get wigs and pantyhose. They can be in fucking jail, and they will get the ACLU to sue on their behalf so they can get makeup. They think things like eyeshadow are "life-saving", and things like holding down a job or showering everyday or staying sober or paying bills are completely unimportant and unnecessary.
 
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The Silent Perjority said:
Back in the 30's the Psychiatrists who examined Albert Fish concluded that he possessed every known sexual fetish.

Imagine taking Kevin in to see them one sunny afternoon. The poor bastards wouldn't know what hit them.
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let there be plight said:
Wellbutrin is an upper. Why would a doc prescribe that for anxiety?? I don’t know if that’s a normal thing, but I would think an upper would run the risk of making anxiety worse, not better. It’s also used at low doses to help people quit smoking, so I guess it might have the same effect of taking the edge off, but it just seems like an odd course of
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welbutrin is an antidepressant, not an a anxiolytic; thats what it was prescribed to kevkev for
 
how the fuck can you have a tranch full of alleged adults and not a single fucking one of them knows what a fucking pasta bowl is

they spend their fucking lives in Target and Wal Mart and they don't know what a fucking pasta bowl is
 
Law said:
You can see this phenomenon in the unhinged desires of other AGPs. They can be literally homeless, but they will find a way to get wigs and pantyhose. They can be in fucking jail, and they will get the ACLU to sue on their behalf so they can get makeup. They think things like eyeshadow are "life-saving", and things like holding down a job or showering everyday or staying sober or paying bills are completely unimportant and unnecessary.
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they can get make-up?!

the lasses have to make it out of dye from magazine photos, coffee, stuff like that.
love prison-resourceful inventions.

wrt to the post above mine - troons should all invest in a sewing machine and learn to use it .
they *might* be able to make some feminine clothes that actually fit their frames.
they all seem to think they are uwu creative, but i never see them doing anything other than draw the same gross stylised, crap furry porn or troon comics.
 
I think there are probably enough cis people who would be willing to chip in a few notes to buy Wedge a range of full burqas. Those are very gender affirming, right?
 
I’m writing a little Tranch update and I peek into Kevin’s account, not planning on writing a post on him, but this right here is something you gotta share when you see it. [A]
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Please make it stop [A]
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Rules for thee, not for me.
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Lmao he retweeted this after the previous tweets
 
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