🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[whathefuckman]

God the irony of all this is....

Carrying around a luxury murse in a country where drugs are legal, underage prostitution is a thing, and lots of people are poor as fuck. Not to mention all the gypsy and refugee conmen lurking around. Runty Gunty was a delicious American Pinata.

What a fucking dumbass, I don't think there are enough words in any language to describe this level of infinite mentally retarded gunt-degeneracy perpetrated.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

ok thats all well and good but where can i buy these books lmao

Ask Meigh she thinks they’re appropriate reading for their alleged child.

 

[Frail Snail]

An orbital bone fracture is pretty serious. He got fucked up. Even in mma it's rare

Is it possible that's from landing on the pavement completely lights out? I wouldn't discount Gunt going down in a single punch to the eye with his track record of fights. Add a couple of cheap kicks to the head on top of that and you could get similar injuries.

 

[Panama]

God damn. Orbital busted enough to need surgery? Mugging was an afterthought. That’s the kind of beating done by someone who’s ready to kill you. Ralph’s lucky he’s so well padded, otherwise he’d also be looking at broken ribs and internal damage, or just dead.

Imagine if Dick Masterson ended up going too.

Pantsu too.

Probably wouldn’t have even happened. Dick, for all his faults, isn’t a manlet wigger, and seems to get along fine with strangers.

 

[draggs]

Is it possible that's from landing on the pavement completely lights out? I wouldn't discount Gunt going down in a single punch to the eye with his track record of fights. Add a couple of cheap kicks to the head on top of that and you could get similar injuries.

That's why I think he got an extended session of the boots, it isn't easy to break an orbital bone with fists

 

[Snusmumriken]

“4 to 1” So a gunt the size of four people and one teenage hooker?

 

[WutangLee]

Is it possible that's from landing on the pavement completely lights out? I wouldn't discount Gunt going down in a single punch to the eye with his track record of fights. Add a couple of cheap kicks to the head on top of that and you could get similar injuries.

looking at his face, it appears he was getting stomped or kicked while already unconscious. Which is why I doubt he ever fought back.

 

[MoeChotto]

Have we finally reached critical mass? Will Ralph finally gain some self awareness and stop acting full retard full-time? Not likely, and at this point I hope he heals up pretty quick and gets back into the RALPHAMALE SUNSET MINDSET and delivers more content. It would be a shame to see him go the way of the donga.

My prediction: A lot of pillstreams in the future, plenty of dead air, no more video feed. Shannon audibly concerned on-air (moreso than May)

Perhaps Ralph's blood feud will see him seething at Metokur for dabbing on him in Flamenco's superchats, only to find himself in downtown Minneapolis on a hot summer's eve (peak riot season). Likelihood of this is increased if the bowling event still happens and Ralph and Mersh are sperging out together in the same building.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

He got his ass kicked by Gypsies!

 

[cistendered]

Dick spoke too soon, I bet Ralph starts shopping for shower stools as soon as he gets out of surgery.

 

[Telemeter]

"Turns out one of the muggers was a huge Killstream fan, actually, and we, um, we enjoyed laughing at you broke-dick karenfarms retards as he was stomping my face in"

You know, he could have just said he got mugged and defended himself, that would have been believable. He could have said it was multiple muggers, that is also perfectly fine.

Then he said he "chased them down" and now the entire thing is suspect. Everything he said before that may well be a lie, since he's obviously lying already.

He could have just picked a fight in good old gunted-midget-wigger fashion, as he has a criminal history of doing (Rekieta even talked about Ralph picking fights with a fat women in Miami in one of his streams), and got the shit kicked out of him by just a regular Portuguese Joe who is a foot taller, 100lbs lighter and not a pussy.

If he's going to lie he needs to know when to stop or the entire thing comes crumbling down.

Are there public police reports in Lisbon? If he really did get mugged and hospitalized there should be some record of it even if the police end up doing nothing about it.

Or, you know, there might be an euro-mugshot in meters about a midget caught picking fights at a bar, just no charges pressed cause he almost died and pig abuse makes everyone look bad.

 

[Freeman]

Ralph’s lucky he’s so well padded, otherwise he’d also be looking at broken ribs

Just imagine some poor fucker getting his foot stuck in the gunt, doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[AnOminous]

You remember when Null said that Ralph should absolutely not try to move to a 3rd world country because outside of America shit like this would happen to him?

Fun fact: Portugal is literally in the list of "First World" countries.

Only America is degenerate enough that the Gunt can live for as long as a week without a solid ass whooping.

That said I'd like to see what would happen to the Gunt in literally anywhere Nool has lived the past few years.

 

[Happy Fish]

I honestly don't doubt they beat him up because he chased them for reasons ranging from not wanting to be caught or give up the loot to Ralph rubbing them in certain a way to pure adrenaline seeing a rounded American barreling at them.

Not that I blame anyone for not believing him. "I was mugged" has parallels to "I was hacked."

 

[JamusActimus]

Is it possible that's from landing on the pavement completely lights out? I wouldn't discount Gunt going down in a single punch to the eye with his track record of fights. Add a couple of cheap kicks to the head on top of that and you could get similar injuries.

Oh yes clearly. I wasn't doubting he got a fractured orbital just saying that even among people who get punched in the face for a living it's pretty rare. So they clearly fucked him up pretty bad, most likely on the ground.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Well, I've definitely got to experience Port…

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"Forgive my hair, there's not a stylist on call here in the hopsital" - Oh Ralph, you silly goose!

 

[Henry Wyatt]

His injury looks like the fucking bite of 83 lmao

 

[veri]

My prediction: A lot of pillstreams in the future, plenty of dead air,

he’s gonna just stop talking and zone out mid sentence remembering that fateful day lol. he got his shit checked really fucking hard

 

[Tranimal Farm]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Well, I've definitely got to experience Port…

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Moors are super effective against wiggers

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Deadpool: Pain meds and booze take Ralph out by early April. Horse pedo moves on to some breadtube star. Lol.