Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[AssignedEva]

Excellent, thanks. I see how I missed it before. My phone is a bigger faggot than I am, and half the time the attachment stays blank even when 100% loaded, but I can retry and eventually see those buttons.
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Look out, Florida ladies, the Bucket o’ Chicken is on Bumble! And thanks to that sponsorship, a few hundred tardbux richer!

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His teeth are almost the color of his shirt.

Bumble is an app where the woman has to message first after a match.

Spoiler: bg sperg

They have "ambassadors":

We hand-select the most talented tastemakers and change-seekers around the world (in 15 countries to be exact) to join our elite program of move-making marketers. Their mission? Embody Bumble and help spread our brand mission at their university or in their city.

which are "Honeys" or "Queen Bees":

As a Queen Bee, you will become the voice and the heart of Bumble in your community. You’ll play an incredibly important role in helping us build Bumble into what it’s meant to be: a movement for social change.

As a Queen Bee, you’ll be the face of Bumble in your city. You’ll become the “It Girl” with all the swag. You’ll use your master-marketing mind to create the best partnerships, guerrilla marketing, events, and everyday small-talk to challenge women in your community to make the first move. The Queen Bee is focused on building a community founded on women’s empowerment (and of course, Bumble.)

(Honeys are the same thing for University campuses). Essentially they get hot women/influencers to act as low-rent marketing/events coordinators in certain cities, and the whole thing is very Yas Kween #girlboss
The women message first dynamic doesn't work for gay guys or lesbians for obvious reasons, so for them it's a tinder clone. So they seem to have had some gay guys as #BumblePartners a couple of years back to promote it for gay guys (they had a short lived gay dating app called Chappy in the UK, so it's a market they obviously want to break into).

It looks like they've pivoted from Yas Kween #girlboss to promoting "healthy, respectful and equal relationships", presumably to try and get some men to use the app. Their strategy is using #microinfluencers which is big in PR at the moment - the idea is that getting someone with millions of followers to promote your brand might not be all that effective, and you're better to get people with fewer followers and a more niche audience because their followers actually engage with the influencer and will listen to them.

They relaunched #BumblePartners in 2020 to shill their "virtual date" feature and were pushing it with comedy and beauty/fashion microinfluencers but now they seem to have been refocusing on the woke crowd (and separately, dudebro hype house types) to do sponsored posts (and shill merch for some reason).
So you've got this plus size influencer engaging for example:

(notice Sander in the comments) and then the Sway House guys:

Thus presenting the extremely haram Sander TikTok:

He has managed to fuck this up, though. Him being chronically single isn't necessarily bad because they've got a few of these "lol I am chronically single" memers suggesting that Bumble will finally help you find the one. The reason he's fucked it up is he said "I'm ready to make the first move", quoting the slogan on the shirt.

But that's the slogan for women. Only women can make the first move, unless you're a gay man. So either he has done literally zero research into the product he's supposed to be promoting (great marketing, Sander), or the PR woman who reached out to him scrolled through his TikToks and just assumed he was gay so gave him the gay guy brief.

The wink at the end triggered my fight or flight reflex.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The argument was pretty dumb from Sander's jew bros too. Who the fuck could date a tranny for six god damn years without figuring out it wasn't a women? It usually takes about six seconds to solve that Scooby Doo mystery. For argument's sake, let's pretend you got tricked by the most passable unicorn trap ever... one look at that franken-vagina and the ruse is up.

Very sheltered virgin men who'd never seen a pussy before even in photos. Like maybe one of the non-molesting Duggar boys. But even then you'd clock them in person before then.
I think the only times people don't know are either when they're very drunk/high at the time and it's a one night stand, or they do know but are pretending not.to, either to make their partner feel better, or to lie to themselves that they're not actually gay.

The only one I can think of that passed for a bit with a sober dude was Angie Zapata, and he was only with Allen Andrade for three days before he clocked him and then murdered him for the previous sexual assault.

 

[Zilch]

Has anyone mentioned yet how Sander said that from now on he's going to be more open to girl-dick in the future? He also said 'woman' again when he should have said 'women'. It just makes him sound dopey.

Trander

He's lying lol
Just like he "values his friendship with Hope too much to risk it"
He wants asspats for being woke but he won't follow through. He'll just keep wearing gay shirts and being a professional "Ally"
Notice he didn't say shit when the bros were talking about their aversion to troons.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Excellent, thanks. I see how I missed it before. My phone is a bigger faggot than I am, and half the time the attachment stays blank even when 100% loaded, but I can retry and eventually see those buttons.
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Look out, Florida ladies, the Bucket o’ Chicken is on Bumble! And thanks to that sponsorship, a few hundred tardbux richer!

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His teeth are almost the color of his shirt.

God his smile is so fucking dead.

#Hideyourpainsander

 

[Troll Patrol]

He's lying lol
Just like he "values his friendship with Hope too much to risk it"
He wants asspats for being woke but he won't follow through. He'll just keep wearing gay shirts and being a professional "Ally"
Notice he didn't say shit when the bros were talking about their aversion to troons.

Sander is such a fucking transphobe. The least he could have done is suck Hope's dick after Hope comforted him because his family thinks he's a useless piece of shit. Or maybe he's just an old school racist and only sucks white girl-cock. It would be fucking hilarious if everyone bombed his social media calling him transphobic.

 

[RamblinRosie]

Sander needs to stop smiling in photos. He's trying to come across as fun and approachable, but the way his eyes droop down and his cheeks puff up (does he have filler?) makes him come across creepy. Not to mention the shirtlessness.

He'd do much better for himself if he put some actual, fashionable clothes on, and figured out his angles and how to smoulder.

 

[Troll Patrol]

God his smile is so fucking dead.

#Hideyourpainsander

 

[Behavioral Sink]

I forgot to point out the other moment that I wanted to stab Jeanette in the eye (in Minecraft). When she JOKED about, "Haha remember that time your vagina fell off?" What a shitty, shitty parent. Sure, there are people who cope through humour. But dark jokes are made at one's own expense. You don't get to make fun of other peoples' pain.

Noah's analogies both fall completely flat. People end relationships all the time over infertility, or different opinions about wanting kids. Criminal records are a deal-breaker for lots of people, not always for moral but for practical reasons. Some people like to travel across the border, or have a job where their security clearance means scrutiny of their private life.

There's a real trans persecution complex. They constantly need to feel like people are discriminating against them, when the reality is that the same rules are just being equally applied. (Ie, thinking that surgery delays for covid are uniquely transphobic, and not something happening also to others.)

 

[Law]

1: His dumb brother and his mouthbreathing friend didn't know how to use a bottle opener.

Master's Degree, everyone.
Maybe he thought it was a dilator?

The FtM friend gets heated and asks if it's a trans person's responsibility to tell their partner they're trans. She was told "yes." She then uses the awful analogy, "if I have a criminal record, is it my responsibility to tell the people I'm in a long term relationship with?"

So being trans is like a crime? Quick, cancel Noah for her egregious transphobia.

On the most recent episode jazz brags about her amhole surgery being hardly painful esp in comparison to Jeanettes waxing ability.

Well, they gave him loads of opiates for the amhole. Major genital surgery probably requires a very aggressive pain-management plan. Leg-waxing they just do raw.

Just leave his legs alone. Ripping out his hair won't make him look like a woman, or cure his depression, or do anything else that's useful.

Plus, isn't waxing kind of passé? Like models for clothing brands that skew young and bohemian have hairy legs. I guarantee you there will be women at his college with hairy legs. Hairy pits were hip and edgy on Instagram. Leg-shaving is probably going to go the way of blue eyeshadow and over-plucked brows.
I'm waiting for Jeanette to give Jazz a perm and force him to wear suntan pantyhose, at this rate.

Troons always seem to forget that the "the surgery wasn't even that bad you guys" cause they're anesthetized.

 

[4nh3d0n1c]

The only one I can think of that passed for a bit with a sober dude was Angie Zapata, and he was only with Allen Andrade for three days before he clocked him and then murdered him for the previous sexual assault.

Noah, and other FTMs, do not act like TIMs, and therefore, do not invade the spaces of men. They know at their core, men don't see them as men, men don't give a shit about their problems, and men will very bluntly tell TIFs to fuck off in men only spaces, if they choose to out themselves. And besides, TIFs have female socialization, and despite all their macho acting, are very timid when with real men, be it TIMs or normal men.


There is so much homophobia in the black community, that black men can't accept their own homosexuality, so either troon out, or date/fuck troons, just so they won't be labeled a faggot. It's also known that most black troons have a boyfriend of a different race, because while black men will fuck them, they do not want to publicly date them (for the most part).

For those who read "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil", the tranny in the story, Chablis (real name Frank), tells the author that he avoids being with black men, because he almost got killed by one. However, Chablis is a piece of shit, because he purposefully would keep his tranny status secret, which, I'm sorry, you are just asking for the man to react violently when he sees you have a dick. But, he stated that men of other races seemed more accepting of learning he was a tranny even after they were deceived and found out.

I do feel bad for Hope, because I can easily see gay men being into him had he just stayed a male faggot. He, in my opinion, is a very striking man. But, again, due to the homophobia in the black community, felt the only way he'd get accepted, was to troon out.

my first thought regarding the “6 year” bs was isn’t that an ingrained part or “trans culture” being honest out the gate so you don’t get fucking murdered!? The whole gay panic defense thing, I thought this was well known throughout the trans community that you could fucking die if you’re not upfront so you should be. I guess I’ve only seen sane troons think about it that way.
eta: yes, yes, i know sane troon- oxymoron

 

[TerfSmurf]

All that surgery was completely avoidable: https://unclockable.com/products/fl...5vO2OFulVahjBm_zHzBYWcPnHff-yJbMaAuhdEALw_wcB

 

[Gramlol]

Sander needs to stop smiling in photos. He's trying to come across as fun and approachable, but the way his eyes droop down and his cheeks puff up (does he have filler?) makes him come across creepy. Not to mention the shirtlessness.

He'd do much better for himself if he put some actual, fashionable clothes on, and figured out his angles and how to smoulder.

He might smile more if he MOVED OUT OF HOME at TWENTY THREE. Living with Jeanette no wonder he's a psycho sad virgin. He has to suppress his inner screaming.
Seriously, isn't it normal to be out of the house by that age? Living with parents because housing prices are unaffordable or you're saving up, or need to save while just getting started on your career/doing unpaid internships, is a totally different situation. I just don't get why he would keep living there. It's also a total pussy repellant.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

All that surgery was completely avoidable: https://unclockable.com/products/fl...5vO2OFulVahjBm_zHzBYWcPnHff-yJbMaAuhdEALw_wcB

Had to look up the About Us section:

Mitch & Maddie, a father-daughter innovation team, founded Unclockable to meet the unique needs of trans and queer people. After coming out, Maddie felt frustrated with tucking. It boosted her confidence and helped with her body image and gender expression, but it was cumbersome and uncomfortable. The duo asked around on Facebook, and learned lots of people were looking for something better, so they decided to do something about it.

Imagine helping your son invent a "tucking" kit. Still better than Jeanette's solution to chop it off I guess

 

[OJ Simpson]

All that surgery was completely avoidable: https://unclockable.com/products/fl...5vO2OFulVahjBm_zHzBYWcPnHff-yJbMaAuhdEALw_wcB

Christ in Heaven what the fuck is this site?

Video on another part of the site: https://vimeo.com/533806893

No way that's a dude, baby. Tucking in his micro penis was really going to fool me. There aren't any other factors at play than just solely looking at everyone's crotch you come across to figure out whether someone is a man or a woman.

Not a mental illness btw.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

No way that's a dude, baby. Tucking in his micro penis was really going to fool me. There aren't any other factors at play than just solely looking at everyone's crotch you come across to figure out whether someone is a man or a woman.

I hear that from so many troons. "Reee the terfs want genital inspections, it's the only way to enforce single sex spaces". Can they really not tell? Even babies and toddlers can tell. Troons get clocked by transphobic little kids all the time who haven't learnt to be polite and lie or not to blurt out whatever they're thinking. They're not looking at their genitals when they shout from across the room "mummy, why is that man is wearing a dress".

 

[Pinga]

I thought it was 10% gay. No?


She can't compete with them when it comes to attracting straight women.




So did Jeanette ever go home?


Jazz has grandma's wonky eyes! Did he lose weight?

They all have those weird squint eyes and long penis-noses.

Also, I remember Jazz saying 'we're white', but at first I thought they had some Indian in there.

 

[The Ugly One]

How is tucking your dick and putting a fake cameltoe over it "gender-affirming?" I thought gender had nothing to do with sex, and so you just have a big ol' feminine penis with feminine balls underneath. Isn't tucking transphobic, since it denies that a frank & beans spilling out of a G-string is 100% feminine?

 

[NoReturn]

I hear that from so many troons. "Reee the terfs want genital inspections, it's the only way to enforce single sex spaces". Can they really not tell? Even babies and toddlers can tell. Troons get clocked by transphobic little kids all the time who haven't learnt to be polite and lie or not to blurt out whatever they're thinking. They're not looking at their genitals when they shout from across the room "mummy, why is that man is wearing a dress".

I think it's that they actually believe all the ass-kissing about "Oh you can't even tell" and compliments they get online that they forget they are clockable irl.

 

[Dolomite]

All that surgery was completely avoidable: https://unclockable.com/products/fl...5vO2OFulVahjBm_zHzBYWcPnHff-yJbMaAuhdEALw_wcB

Up until now, I've never heard of this SPESHUL product made exclusively for MtF troons and male enbies. Desperate much?

Edit: Apparently the Tuck Kit™ is marketed towards drag queens too, so it's not just for troons and enby dudes (or "gender fluid, gender queer, non-binary folx" as the website calls them). How confusing.

 

[GenitalFetishist]

They all have those weird squint eyes and long penis-noses.

Also, I remember Jazz saying 'we're white', but at first I thought they had some Indian in there.

I don't want to reignite the who-is-white conversation because I don't care and it doesn't matter, but within the context of this being a woke American family, that statement jumped out at me too.

The whole lot of them are ambiguously swarthy. That is a bonus in SJW circles; there's no reason to try and seem whiter than you are and, indeed, plenty of reasons to play up being black/brown/whatever if you can get away with it. It was jarring to hear someone who looks like a standard Amerimutt raceblob specifically say "white".

ETA: I hate penis noses, especially the ones that would have to spring for the Magnum condoms.