🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Lost in the Woods]

Yeah it's pretty obvious he was rolling around looking for a hooker and got jumped. I don't believe this fat drunkard faggot ever chased anything that wasn't alcoholic or greasy.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Holy Shit finally some good content

Will Ralphamale recovered from bruised ego?
Will the gunt keep gunting?
We’ll find out soon enough

 

[Tumbo]

Of course this would happen to him I bet he wishes he'd have just stayed in the hotel LOL

 

[FrigginWeeb]

So about this "fight" he was in


has anyone verified this or is it safe to assume he tripped over his own feet and ate pavement

 

[Pisstrooper]

This is what happens when a shit-talking wigger realizes the only thing propping up his delusional self-image is the intrinsic security of the American quasi-police state.

 

[HumanHive]

This is why you don’t cross Joshua “Come to Europe for a Lark, Get knifed in the dark” Moon. His international terrorist organization will hunt you down and extract their price in blood. Moon is wanted in 48 countries, and if ever caught will be tried in the Hague for warcrimes related to the murder of Bosnian civilians in 1999.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

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THEY GOT THE MANPURSE:
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Fat faggot had it coming

 

[ThatsMyDog]

LOL OH MY GOD! WHAT?!?

 

[MySonDavid]

As someone who has lived in much poorer countries than Portugal continuously since I turned 21, I have never been mugged. I wonder what Ralph is doing differently

He's 5'1", 320 lbs, and waddling down alleyways drunk and alone while carrying a purse and wearing a burger king crown on his head. Easy prey.

 

[FFinfo]

I just realized:
All those people wanting Knoxville 2.0? Well, somebody brought Knoxville to Ralph.

Edit: I wish I had that clip of Ralph before his flight talking about how he'd go to Portugal and have the beautiful women throwing themselves at him as is his birthright as a white male amongst conquered lands or whatever the fuck he was saying. Hopefully Peaceful Sunset Productions has it to juxtapose with the image of what really happened.

 

[Generic Retard]

"chased him down"

Edit:
Ahahahaha so they got his bag, did they?
Ethan "Ralphamale" Ralph got his purse snatched.
Wow

 

[Barbarus]

As someone who has lived in much poorer countries than Portugal continuously since I turned 21, I have never been mugged. I wonder what Ralph is doing differently

Okay null how many of those times were you shitfaced covered in "designer gear"?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's an edit

Thank god. I hated the idea of him being back in the Gunt shack already. I look forward Ralph trying to navigate getting back stateside with no cash, no CCs and a hamburger for a face. Testing positive for Covid at the airport will be the final indignation

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

"chased him down"

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Edit:
Ahahahaha so they got his bag, did they?
Ethan "Ralphamale" Ralph got his purse snatched.
Wow

Considering Ethan Ralph's weight and how much he was bitching about Lisbon's steep streets I imagine the moors who mugged him just picked up his 5' 1" ass and rolled him like the boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark down the street

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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WARSKI ALWAYS WINS

Can't beat a living meme.

I like Ralph's new look.

 

[Kup]

In the words of Jason Genova, “Get what deserve, unfortunately.”

 

[HumanHive]

"chased him down"

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Edit:
Ahahahaha so they got his bag, did they?
Ethan "Ralphamale" Ralph got his purse snatched.
Wow

“Chased” implies the capacity to run. I think “fell under his gravitational pull” is a better term.

 

[Pissmaster]

In short, I would say this is not a likely occurrence unless he gets violent.

 

[thismanlies]

Ralph, I know you're reading this. That ass kicking you took was a sign from "Christ is Kang" that you should've stayed home and took care of the woman carrying your guntling instead of spiting some stuttering Canadian. Hope the Burger King was worth it.

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

He is in another country... completely alone. LMFAO.
Ralph is, what black people refer to as, a "walking lick." How long before a Portuguese cutpurse razors the strap on his manbag and runs off with all of Ralph's devices? We all know this is going to happen. But what is the timeline?
Post your predictions. I give him less than 48 hours. What say you, faggots?

Solid prediction.

There's a reason To Catch a Predator never had the "girls" be 16. They're always like 13-15 to remove any ambiguity.

Post after post it's clear you know why too much about sex trafficking laws and the age of consent, and really like to talk about it. Once or twice, sure, but this is the third post of yours I've seen specifically regarding trafficking "girls".