🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[WutangLee]

Lisbon has an Arab street where they only speak Arabic, I'm absolutely sure that's where he got beaten up. The place is also kind of like a Portuguese skid row with all the tents and homeless people. most crime happens there but most muggers are Arabs there.

I think specifically North African Arabs (or Berbers/Amizighwhatever the fuck/Moor). If it's a more sophisticated criminal network it's up in the air.

Am I supposed to give a fuck?

Act like a wigger, get treated like one. I've been to herrikotabernas and partied in Southern Italy. Nothing has ever happened.

Then again, I don't carry a man purse nor am I fat enough to look like a caricature.

I don't give a fuck if you don't care. I don't want your respect. I just want to rub it in your face that I was right.

 

[AltisticRight]

So wait is he back home already? What did getting your teeth knocked out cut your vacation short?

Also I swear Null made the joke on a MATI that if Ralph acted the way he does in a country like Mexico or Brazil he'd get his ass beat. Now look what happened, I'm willing to put money down the he fucked up his teeth.

That image was a decent edit.
Ralph's lucky Andy didn't want to move to Mexico or Brazil, Ralph would have been shot instead.

 

[instythot]

Looking at that face beating Ethan got, I suspect it wasn't a mugging at all but an "okay shorty, I've about had it with your shit" that happened to end with a "you know what, give me your money too"

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I think specifically North African Arabs (or Berbers/Amizighwhatever the fuck/Moor). If it's a more sophisticated criminal network it's up in the air.

From what I've seen there niggers sell you drugs, Arabs will mug you, and nigger Arabs will sell you drugs and maybe mug you if you are an easy target.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Thankfully for us, we live in the timeline where water is wet and Ralph is Ralph, so he'll continue to be lead by the nose by his alawgs until he receives some form of damage that he can't recover from. I'm personally not hoping for that, but I'll be waiting in the ever increasing line of people ready to say "I told you so."

I don't look forward to seeing people get hurt, but Ralph is such a piece of shit. That's HOW AWFUL he is. He's actually someone who I look forward to seeing take a beating. I'm not going to lie, I reacted to news of Ralph's epic beat down the exact same way that I reacted to this the first time I saw it:

 

[WutangLee]

That image was a decent edit.
Ralph's lucky Andy didn't want to move to Mexico or Brazil, Ralph would have been shot instead.

Ironically, Mexico is one of the best places to go if you're a white trash American. If you get mugged at a resort, the Cartels will hack apart the thieves. A lot of the heads and corpses they find are people that were preying on Resort guests. Cause guess what? the Cartels run the resorts.

I've never been to Brazil, but I certainly want to go. Not sure on what would have happened to the Gunt.

 

[RollerGator]

Portugal rules.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

The stolen man purse is a lost collectors item now, much akin to the Sonichu medallion.

Ralph really doesn't get the respect he deserves as a lolcow.

Can we perhaps eternalize it on a coin?

 

[bajagoogoo]

Any somewhat sane person who gets beat down that badly usually has the good sense to not broadcast pictures of it all over Twitter, but his ego won't let him. That's how fucking egotistical he is. He can't just go away for two weeks.

Ralph is going for the pity money. I can guarantee his remaining followers started donating to the gunt fund the moment he posted his ass whipping that was likely something he started.

It's not ego. It's a lack of pride and dignity.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

I fucking love this website. I get off work ready to settle down and relax only to be greeted with a massive pic of Ralph's mangled pighead after getting slammed on the concrete. This is the only website that can make me belly laugh consistently

For the record I don't believe his story for a second. This nigger isn't running after anybody with a gunt like that, let alone catching up to them. I highly doubt it was a 4v1 either. Wiggers love overexaggerating almost as much as they love hard drugs and alcohol

That being said I easily think Ralph is stupid enough to try to fight back against a robber so maybe there's a kernel of truth to his story

Either way my respect for the country of Portugal has increased a thousand fold after tonight

 

[Ozzymandias]

Eternally felted

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Ralph is going for the pity money. I can guarantee his remaining followers started donating to the gunt fund the moment he posted his ass whipping that was likely something he started.

Haven't they caught on after the Christian website thing, and then immediately spending thousands of dollars to fly to Portugal in order to pwn a stuttering retard? Are they really as bad as DSP fans? They literally just watched that happen.

 

[instythot]

Has Dax weighed in with a "holy shit, glad I only mouthed off at randoms in Vegas with you" yet?

 

[Kramer on the phone]

This is the beginning of the end for Ralph. It is going to be spectacular. He definitely lost those front teeth, and that's going to take a shitload of money to fix. If he doesn't fix it, the way he talks is going to completely change.
Any somewhat sane person who gets beat down that badly usually has the good sense to not broadcast pictures of it all over Twitter, but his ego won't let him. That's how fucking egotistical he is. He can't just go away for two weeks.
Ralph is so thin skinned that the public's reaction to this is going to be a breaking point for him. Maybe not the thing that causes him to totally lose his mind, but it's a huge step in that direction.

try 24 hours. for fucks sake the swelling hasn't gone down, at the very least you'd think he'd hide that.

Dude. I literally called it.

>guy known for thin skin and getting into fights when drunk is sure to end up getting his ass kicked if he goes to a place where even the "whites" have "nigger moments"

its like calling that the detroit lions will lose an NFL game 20 years from now, like yeah most likely. there was a 70% shot this would happen, don't act like Nostradamus.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

In an alternate timeline, this would be a wakeup call needed to shake the cobwebs off his brain. He would take one look at his swollen, bruised up face in the mirror and realize that his beating came as a result of him trying to one up a simpleton in Canada. That would lead to the epiphany that every mistake he's made has been due to his extreme insecurity hindering his better judgement and he'd forgo arguing with people on Twitter to message May, his fiancé and the mother of his child, to tell

Oh no, he'll say this validates every racist thing he's ever said. The inferior brown people are just mongrels for not recognizing his inherent white superiority.

 

[Jack Awful]

Haven't they caught on after the Christian website thing, and then immediately spending thousands of dollars to fly to Portugal in order to pwn a stuttering retard? Are they really as bad as DSP fans? They literally just watched that happen.

Of course they are.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Someone needs to tweet him this:

 

[WutangLee]

I fucking love this website. I get off work ready to settle down and relax only to be greeted with a massive pic of Ralph's mangled pighead after getting slammed on the concrete. This is the only website that can make me belly laugh consistently

For the record I don't believe his story for a second. This nigger isn't running after anybody with a gunt like that, let alone catching up to them. I highly doubt it was a 4v1 either. Wiggers love overexaggerating almost as much as they love hard drugs and alcohol

That being said I easily think Ralph is stupid enough to try to fight back against a robber so maybe there's a kernel of truth to his story

Either way my respect for the country of Portugal has increased a thousand fold after tonight

He said he was going for "cocaine and hookers". This is the' dumbest shit you could ask for. It's a infestation of predators that will bleed you dry, and if you go against it you'll end up like the gunt. The real question is why the dumbass even posted this picture.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

I just thought of something that made me laugh. Josh is going to wake up in a few hours and see the massive thread page jump, and then immediately say to himself, "Looks like Featured Content is back on the menu, boys."

 

[Disheveled Human]

Dude. I literally called it.

I was hoping but shut the fuck up because I didn't want to jinx it. To be honest I'm still a bit surprised because I Pegged it at about a 25% chance of him being mugged. In the Kino Casino I would have made 4x my money.