🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[HarveySperg41]

So did Lardass lose some teeth?

Yeah I think he lost his front teeth

 

[AltisticRight]

For us, not for him

We live in his swine mind, for free.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He will probably just not pay.

There's not really much that can be done RE medical debt incurred in another country.

It probably wont even affect his credit score.

Idk in the UAE they won’t let you leave the country if you have any debts, they will throw your ass in jail till you pay up. Not sure they would be so hardcore in Portugal but he might have been making a phone call to his CC to take care of the matter before leaving the hospital. Certainly going to be cheaper in Lisbon than Virginia.

So did Lardass lose some teeth?

He looks like an old man who took his false teeth out. The only reason I think he may not have is I don’t see any busted or broken skin around his mouth, which is usually the case if you get teeth busted out unless your mouth is wide open when hit. Since it’s Ralph the chances of his mouth being wide open while getting punched are high.

 

[Neil]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Well, I've definitely got to experience Port…

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THEY GOT THE MANPURSE:
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Never a dull day with the Gunt. No matter fucking what, he has to hold grudges and do dumb shit to spite other people, always inevitably getting bitten on the ass in the process.

Wasted a week + several hundred dollars in Portugal doing nothing but watching sports on his phone in a hotel and eating Burger King, ends off this dumbass trip by getting the shit beaten out of him as a parting gift.

Incredible way of pwning Andy Warski.

 

[AnOminous]

So how did this actually happen? Was it the normal way where he was just obviously a fat American midget with a bunch of designer gear and got mugged for obvious reasons?

Or did he wigger it up with the wrong people?

 

[HarveySperg41]

As per EU law once he leaves the Schengen area he is to be denied any and all Schengen area Visas until his debt his clear. So yes he can not pay but he will never be able to return to Europe. Even countries outside the EU such as Norway, Iceland and Switzerland shall deport him once he touches down.

Lol do you think fatass is ever going to leave the country again after this beating?

 

[SandyCat]

RIP man purse

Will Ralph replace it to continue owning those damn alogs who made fun of him for it or will he let this be a way of finally getting rid of it without having to admit defeat?

Tune in next episode to find out

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Has Meigh said anything about this?

Edit: radio silence on her Twitter. Not even a like.

I wonder if she’s crying or laughing her ass off. Could be either tbh. Crying because she can’t believe what an incredible mongoloid got her pregnant or laughing because she hates his fat guts.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

So how did this actually happen? Was it the normal way where he was just obviously a fat American midget with a bunch of designer gear and got mugged for obvious reasons?

Or did he wigger it up with the wrong people?

What we're hoping for is Ralph tells Gator, Gator tells Fagmenco and then we get a more accurate picture of it all.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wonder if she’s crying or laughing her ass off. Could be either tbh. Crying because she can’t believe what an incredible mongoloid got her pregnant or laughing because she hates his fat guts.

Someone needs to look up the life insurance plans she's purchased for Ralph...

 

[#KillAllPedos]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WwzZDA0DSao:676
Might be late, but Jim superchatted Flamenco about the Gunt being punted. Happens around 0:11:16.

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LOL! Flamenco, tonight you’re getting paid too.

 

[AnOminous]

RIP man purse

Will Ralph replace it to continue owning those damn alogs who made fun of him for it or will he let this be a way of finally getting rid of it without having to admit defeat?

Tune in next episode to find out

There is no possible victory when your male purse has been stolen out from you, when you have been beaten nearly into a coma and forced to surrender it to Portugese monsters, like the pathetic wimp American you are. Brown people took his murse from him. There is no recovery.

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Honestly, I don't buy the 4 on 1 cope. A lot of wiggers will greatly exaggerate the optics of a fight they lose. I would bet it was one person who just rekt ralph. It probably wasn't even a mugging, but he got into an argument with a local and the guy just took what was easy to grab like a trophy from his victory.

Really doubt 3 guys were just waiting down the ally prepared for the inevitable gunt thrash.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Yeah I think he lost his front teeth

Yeah or at least they are fucked up for sure, the way his lip is is akin to a toothless meth addict.

Random toothless person

Normal Ralph

Toothless Ralph

Looking pretty thin lipped.

 

[bobatnight]

So how did this actually happen? Was it the normal way where he was just obviously a fat American midget with a bunch of designer gear and got mugged for obvious reasons?

Or did he wigger it up with the wrong people?

If he's claiming to have regained his belongings during the fight then I'm just gonna outright dismiss the mugging as realistic.
Can you see this man
1. Chase someone down
2. Wrestle away multiple items from them
3. Do this while being assaulted by 4 people
The simplest explanation is the most likely here, talked shit and got hit.

 

[Sam Losco]

So how did this actually happen? Was it the normal way where he was just obviously a fat American midget with a bunch of designer gear and got mugged for obvious reasons?

Or did he wigger it up with the wrong people?

I mean, your two scenarios there are not mutually exclusive.

It seems weird that if it was a mugging, they only took the murse, after beating the shit out of him, and left his watch and phone. But, maybe they didn't want the tech since it can be tracked.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly, I don't buy the 4 on 1 cope. A lot of wiggers will greatly exaggerate the optics of a fight they lose. I would bet it was one person who just rekt ralph. It probably wasn't even a mugging, but he got into an argument with a local and the guy just took what was easy to grab like a trophy from his victory.

Really doubt 3 guys were just waiting down the ally prepared for the inevitable gunt thrash.

Based on the fingernail marks, I would bet it was literally a couple bitches.

It seems weird that if it was a mugging, they only took the murse, after beating the shit out of him, and left his watch and phone. But, maybe they didn't want the tech since it can be tracked.

The murse was probably actually the high value item.

 

[WutangLee]

Fucking told you retards who down voted me this shit was common in European cities. The street vendors and prostitutes are like locusts that will f you up. Happened to a lot of GI's that think they'd rather go to a "sophisticated" vacation like Spain, Italy, Portugal or Austria cause places like Macedonia, Puerto Rico, and Thailand are beneath them. This shit isn't new. It's a fucking horrific hub of criminal networks that traffic shit to sell to retards like Ethan Ralph. I remember when I was deployed in Kosovo the EULEX (European Police) busted a van that had 10 underage Romanian girls they were smuggling into Western Europe.

Cause I'm petty

Yup, same shit with Spain. They're more or less tourist hell holes. They sell random trinkets, and flowers during the day, but will offer you drugs at night in the same tourist holes. Overall, Europe is a shit place to be a tourist (except I hear good things about Eastern Europe and the UK). Also if you go, bring a girl with you, it'll discourage the prostitutes.

I'm praying the Gunt gets into one of those dog shit Taxi's that scam foreigners into "bars" that are actually brothels filled with trafficked whores that secretly bleed you dry, and will break your legs if you try and run away.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Lol do you think fatass is ever going to leave the country again after this beating?

"FUCK THE AYLAWGZ IM GOING TO MEXICO! KILLSTREAM WORLD TOUR!!!"

 

[instythot]

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He got the shit beat out of him. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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LOL, fatty chased anyone, yeah that fucking happened. As for how this went down, my money is on "do I look 155 cm, carbon" being hollered at a portutroon