🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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Imagine Ralph frowning right now in a hospital bed and reading the farms on his phone. Hahahahaha get fucked you fat gunted retard, holy shit. Maybe someone will sneak in some burger king for a couple grand.
 
Retink said:
He'll be talking about how he won the fight a week from now because he didn't die or some shit.
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Which is especially funny because there wasn't even a fight. And Ralph wasn't doing anything he'd think of as cool, like buying drugs, or mouthing off at somebody insulting him. Ralph got cornered by muggers experienced at picking off the stupidest fattest chav tourists who can't fight back. He didn't chase anybody down. He didn't even hit anybody because this time it wasn't a house full of anime trannies. He swung his arms and missed, then hit the cobblestone where the muggers continued to kick the shit out of him.
 
And to think, just a few hours ago we all wrote this off as boring. Was it worth it, Ralph?
 
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Disheveled Human said:
This nigger has been in portugal for like 3 days and he has not posted one video of his travels. Thats how boring his vacation is. If Ralph was having a killer time he would have filmed and posted it to own the ayylawgs. Where is all the hot women and chill party goers? every picture he has posted the place is a fucking ghost town.
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Well I'll eat my own words Ralph did deliver and the party did show up in spectacular fashion. Portugal is based.
 
Did Ethan get drunk, and then find a trash burger from the only open Burger King in Lisbon? And then did someone steal Ethan's trash burger and then do finger guns at him while he was trying to fight them, but he was too pathetic so they stopped beating him and stole his beloved man purse because they believed it to be this American faggot's most cherished belonging?
 
Poor Null's gonna have a thousand notifications of people yelling at him to feature Broke Face Ralph and that's how Ethan wins. Null won't be able to get any work done for maybe ten minutes, pushing back the release of Sneedforo by ten minutes. Eat shit Karen Farms!
 
Finally after all this time Ralph finally gets some street justice. I can't believe nobody thought to bait him into flying to a foreign country in the dead of winter before now. Vickers family, drop your faggy court shenanigans and take notes!
 
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