🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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I don't buy that he "chased after them". Ralph gets audibly out of breath by talking and doing slight movements during streaming. I think it's more likely that he was overcome with manlet/tard rage and got more than he bargained for.
 
please update title, the people of portugal turned out not to be big fans of the killstream
 
I think there are 4 scenarios that led to this outcome
1 - Ralph tried to get a 14yr old prostitute but got beat up by her pimp or her family
2 - Ralph tried to buy drugs from a local gang or eastern europeans who beat the shit out of him because he acted like a fag
3 - Ralph did actually get mugged and beat in the street by a pack of Gypsies (no, he did not chase them and yes, he did lie there and take it like a bitch)
4 - Some drunk portugese folk (very catholic country) took a look at Ralph and thought that he was a fag due to his whole get up and decided to beat the gay away
 
Bros Ethan Ralph credit score is rising?!
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Chief Ungo Bungo said:
I think there are 4 scenarios that led to this outcome
1 - Ralph tried to get a 14yr old prostitute but got beat up by her pimp or her family
2 - Ralph tried to buy drugs from a local gang or eastern europeans who beat the shit out of him because he acted like a fag
3 - Ralph did actually get mugged and beat in the street by a pack of Gypsies (no, he did not chase them and yes, he did lie there and take it like a bitch)
4 - Some drunk portugese folk (very catholic country) took a look at Ralph and thought that he was a fag due to his whole get up and decided to beat the gay away
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Dude it's 1, nobody gets both eyes busted in for no reason. He absolutely asked some Portugese guy where to get teen pussy and got his ass beat up and down the street.
 
I honestly cannot imgine going on holiday by myself, hes clearly been wandering the streets aimlesly without any heed since he is literally the perfect fucking mark, he's fat, he's foreign, he's small and he's alone. The pure definition of the perfect robbery target.
 
Chief Ungo Bungo said:
I think there are 4 scenarios that led to this outcome
1 - Ralph tried to get a 14yr old prostitute but got beat up by her pimp or her family
2 - Ralph tried to buy drugs from a local gang or eastern europeans who beat the shit out of him because he acted like a fag
3 - Ralph did actually get mugged and beat in the street by a pack of Gypsies (no, he did not chase them and yes, he did lie there and take it like a bitch)
4 - Some drunk portugese folk (very catholic country) took a look at Ralph and thought that he was a fag due to his whole get up and decided to beat the gay away
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5 - He tripped and rolled down the steep streets into a pile of trashcans.
 
Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Dude it's 1, nobody gets both eyes busted in for no reason. He absolutely asked some Portugese guy where to get teen pussy and got his ass beat up and down the street.
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Ralph is a Wigger outside of his home country. Ordinary people would have to do serious shit to get beat up but Ralph is King of the Wiggers on a world tour, he's asking for it 24/7
 
I called him getting beaten by a gang of gypsies either yesterday or the day before. Dollars to donuts he bought drugs and then they robbed him like 10 minutes later.
 
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