🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
    2,361
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That’s what he gets for acting like a faggot tourist. And also just acting like himself. This couldn’t have happened to a better person.
 
I would have to see some sort of police report to believe his story. With his behavior, he probably got drunk, talked garbage to someone other than a woman or autistic spaz, and didn't have US law enforcement there to defend him from his own stupidity. Welcome to the real world Gunt.
 
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So they got most of his stuff and kicked his ass before leaving him in the street to die or find help.

How do you fuck up this bad? I've been to Europe a bunch and usually just wandered around, even ending up where it was all muslims giving me the stink eye, but I never had any problems. If people are giving you weird looks in a foreign country, just leave the area instead of trying to make a big deal out of it, and act normal.
 
I'm gonna go ahead and assume this was a 1 on 1 fight and some based Portuguese guy beat the brakes off Ralph. He has no proof he was jumped.
 
Retink said:
So they got most of his stuff and kicked his ass before leaving him in the street to die or find help.

How do you fuck up this bad? I've been to Europe a bunch and usually just wandered around, even ending up where it was all muslims giving me the stink eye, but I never had any problems. If people are giving you weird looks in a foreign country, just leave the area instead of trying to make a big deal out of it, and act normal.
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There is no fucking way he didn't cause this by being a fucking wigger. Even if you believe his story, he did since he claims he chased after the guy. I mean, big fucking X on him chasing anyone, but if he did, it was because of his wigger pride.
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He finally got what was coming to him to be honest, someone really needed to kick his ass after all these years.
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He will learn nothing from it.
 
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The story doesn't make sense. There's no way he chased anyone down. This was definitely a 1 on 1 fight and Ralph got his ass kicked. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
 
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