💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Some truly exceptional tweets from before this thread was made, presented without comment:

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Best one:

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Oh, and he's reposted the Whole foods joke eight times since July.
 
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varvarstvo said:
Some truly exceptional tweets from before this thread was made, presented without comment:
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Oh and he's reposted the Whole foods joke eight times since July.
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The first tweet is the funniest joke.
 
I've posted twice now on their Facebook page on how they are with the people of Paris when their creator made the tweets posted earlier in the thread...you know what's happened to my comment and post on the page? They've been deleted. You're a cool guy, Hayden. You take questions like a champ.
 
SpacePanther said:
I've posted twice now on their Facebook page on how they are with the people of Paris when their creator made the tweets posted earlier in the thread...you know what's happened to my comment and post on the page? They've been deleted. You're a cool guy, Hayden. You take questions like a champ.
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Did you take screencaps?
 
Ruin said:
Did everyone besides Hayden abandon Gen Sped?
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I wouldn'tbe surprised if that were the case, even Julie hasn't tweeted about it since October and the animator hasn't published so much as a single doodle since early Sept.

Hayden sure seems to be the only person still taling about Gen Sped at the moment. How long till he too moves on to the next stillborn idea?
 
Anyone got any predictions for Hayden's next abortion of a series?

'Dramatic readings' of his own tweets?
A show where everyone just gathers 'round and congratulates him?
Just literal poorly drawn tranny-fetish porn?
"Hurr hurr conservatives r dummm" the series?

Taking all bets.
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
Anyone got any predictions for Hayden's next abortion of a series?

'Dramatic readings' of his own tweets?
A show where everyone just gathers 'round and congratulates him?
Just literal poorly drawn tranny-fetish porn?
"Hurr hurr conservatives r dummm" the series?

Taking all bets.
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I think the next series would be the best one yet; 'Hayden files for bankruptcy'.
 
SpacePanther said:
I've posted twice now on their Facebook page on how they are with the people of Paris when their creator made the tweets posted earlier in the thread...you know what's happened to my comment and post on the page? They've been deleted. You're a cool guy, Hayden. You take questions like a champ.
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Sorry to quote this post again; but I wanted to do a quick PSA for anyone who plans to talk to Gen Zed on social media.

Do it via Twitter or via reblogging their Tumblr posts.
They can delete comments on their Facebook or tumblr asks, but they can't get rid of your tweets or reblogs.

If you don't have Twitter or Tumblr, making an account takes five seconds and an email address. Don't take that as an incentive to ween, of course.

Oh, and always archive/screencap everything.
 
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varvarstvo said:
Do it via Twitter or via reblogging their Tumblr posts. They can delete comments on their Facebook or tumblr asks, but they can't get rid of your tweets or reblogs. If you don't have Twitter or Tumblr, making an account takes five seconds and an email address.

Oh, and always archive/screencap everything.
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This. Hayden's real shit with comebacks and is embarrassed easily. Back up everything, especially on facebook.

Like this-

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I thought Hayden was getting contracts signed? So no TV deal is in the works even on a shit station.
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
Anyone got any predictions for Hayden's next abortion of a series?

'Dramatic readings' of his own tweets?
A show where everyone just gathers 'round and congratulates him?
Just literal poorly drawn tranny-fetish porn?
"Hurr hurr conservatives r dummm" the series?

Taking all bets.
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Coming next Fall, it's the story of 5 virgin loser bigots who ruined my show 5 people from all walks of life who come together in the WORLD'S FIRST EVER SHOW based on a thread from a Tumblr-centered message board. It's Iwi Arms!

In this edgy new show from Emmy-Award Winning Director/Writer/Producer/Actor Hayden Black,*note these awards will be given to me in the future so I'll go ahead and just add them here now 5 totally original and deep characters meet on a forum thread for the greatest show of all time and become fast friends. These characters include,
  • @Kitlen , the wacky terrorist who is always up to something shady! They love to say their catchphrase, "I KEETLEN YOU!
  • @Ass Manager 3000 , who is Bender from Futurama my totally new original character Bonder, who loves alcohol and wants you to "Gnaw his sparkly metallic butt!"
  • @varvarstvo , the ghost girl who is *RECORD SCRATCH* bad at being a ghost?
  • Nedyah Kcalb, their smart, handsome, hilarious friend who moderates the thread with his friend...
  • Mary "Transgirl" McSue, co-moderator of the thread with Kcalb, who is trans! Also she's like an artist or some shit but who cares? TRANS!
Watch as these 5 friends come together and make witty observations about the facts of life! In fact, here is the pilot script!

*A static image of a forum screen*
Ass Manager:Man, this show Zen Ged sure is great Kcalb! Where did you hear about it?
Kcalb: I made it all by myself, animated entirely in Photoshop, the pro tool for animators like myself.
Kitlen: Wow that's so cool, it makes me not want to KEETLEN YOU! Where ever did you get that idea?
Kcalb: Funny story, I was at Whole Foods going through the checkout, and they asked me if I wanted paper or plastic? So I tell them, "I'd rather have a DOUCHEBAG!"
*everyone laughs*
McSue: Hahaha, I'm trans!
Kcalb: And then I just got the idea for the show.
Varvarstvo: BOO! Did I scare you guys?
Kcalb: Silly Varvarstvo, that wasn't scary at all! It was about as scary as watching FOX NEWS!
*everyone laughs, credits fly by until they stop on the name Hayden Black. Remainder of show is 18 minutes of holding on that name*

So get ready for the next show that will capture America's hearts with the touching love story between Kcalb and McSue! You thought Friends had tension with the 'will they won't they' dynamic between Rachel and Ross? Well Friends can go FUCK ITSELF, cause i'm a way better writer this is the greatest love story ever told.

Iwi Arms! Coming Fall 2016show will be canceled after first check clears
 
sassyma seed said:
Coming next Fall, it's the story of 5 virgin loser bigots who ruined my show 5 people from all walks of life who come together in the WORLD'S FIRST EVER SHOW based on a thread from a Tumblr-centered message board. It's Iwi Arms!
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I'd watch that.
But everyone knows true masterpieces of animation are made in MS Paint. Hayden doesn't know what he's talking about.
 
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