🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

This thread keeps growing exponentially!

Have we ever gotten a picture of Dick Masterson's alleged injury to his footleg?

 

[Michael Janke]

This thread keeps growing exponentially!

Have we ever gotten a picture of Dick Masterson's alleged injury to his footleg?

i think Dick got that injury because of covid lockdown pounds. for every kilo of weight you gain, that's four of pressure on your knees. for instance.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Not a single Twitter post from him today. He was meant to go on a cruise this morning around the bay and livestream it.

His posts last night with that engaged couple were posted pretty late at night. Guarantee he missed his plans with a hangover this morning. He'll tweet around 2AM again when he's awake again and out drinking. That's gonna be his whole trip now, sleeping through the day and getting drunk at night with Sergio.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Idk if this vacation or the constant sperging here is more sad. Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic.

Ralph deserves the criticism. I don't know how much traveling you've done or where you live, but outside the US Americans aren't particularly liked and American tourists are disliked especially because they're typically loud, obnoxious, fat retards. They go somewhere else, it's a diceroll on whether they're even polite, they don't care or know anything about the culture, people or history, they're usually not genuinely interested in learning about them, they stick out like sore thumbs and they want where they're going to be similar if not identical to what they left.

What has Ralph accomplished since landing in Portugal? He's stayed in one city going from restaurant to restaurant looking at streets he happens to come across along the way. He's eaten at Burger King allegedly numerous times and had a few other meals which Meigh could have done herself at home. He's been relentlessly browsing Twitter and the KF, bitching about wifi and betting on sports. The only reason he ever left the US was because of spite. He has done fuck all in a country which once had a navy to rule the world, has fantastic cuisine, landmarks from over two thousand years of habitation (which in my experience is crazy or even exotic for a lot of Americans) and was in the midst of grand historical events like the Reconquista--Ralph is the quintessential American tourist despised around the globe. There is absolutely no point for him to have ever left the US because he hasn't done anything he couldn't have done from the confines of his hut and he will never seek any experience for the sake of expanding himself (except horizontally).

I've traveled a fair bit and if I'd ever approached it like Ralph I never would have visited another country after the first time. It's totally wasted and all he's gained from it is being able to now say he's officially a disgrace across numerous continents.

 

[AltisticRight]

Idk if this vacation or the constant sperging here is more sad. Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic.

I get that he's a fat gross retard but come on. He could cure breast cancer and everyone here would be like "wow of course he would only do that so there'd be more tits left in the world what a piece of shit."

It's about ethics in laughing at a fat American who flew across the Atlantic to eat Burger King.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I'm pretty disappointed in Ralph. I may have been optimistic in hoping for some IRL streaming but I thought he'd post at least one video. I feel like he would have if Dick was with him, in that case at least he'd have his Internet daddy around to make him feel cool. But even Ralph knows eating Burger King or semen shrimp with his Portuguese paypig isn't a flex.

I wonder how many locals have taken photos of him, completely astonished by his girth. He has to be the most obese person in the city by orders of magnitude.

Abandoned by Dick, one can only assume that unless Sergio is escorting Ralph, he’s too scared to go out in public by himself. It’s the only thing that makes sense at this point.
I’ve learned more about Portugal from the so-called losers and haters in this thread, than the manlet fat boy who is there and on his phone 24/7. Something about a hotspot?
Man up Gunter Let’s Go! Content!!

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Not a single Twitter post from him today. He was meant to go on a cruise this morning around the bay and livestream it.

Depending on how far out the cruise went, he might have just not had signal. There aren't cell towers in the water. Dense cities use smaller, lower power cells and the signal drops off very rapidly when you move away from the shore.

Or he could have just dropped his phone in the water while trying to take a selfie.

Though maybe he managed to get himself arrested.

Ralph deserves the criticism. I don't know how much traveling you've done or where you live, but outside the US Americans aren't particularly liked and American tourists are disliked especially because they're typically loud, obnoxious, fat retards. They go somewhere else, it's a diceroll on whether they're even polite, they don't care or know anything about the culture, people or history, they're usually not genuinely interested in learning about them, they stick out like sore thumbs and they want where they're going to be similar if not identical to what they left.

Fortunately the reputation of American tourists seems to have improved somewhat in the 21st century. Partly because the poors can't afford to travel as much these days (lots of people in minimum wage walmart jobs who would have previously worked at a factory job that paid for their mortgage on a single income), and partly because the people who do travel are a bit more informed about the world thanks to the internet.

The other big change is that we now have Chinese tourists that make American tourists look like fucking angels. There have been a few countries like Palau that have actively said "Fuck it, American tourists please come back, we didn't realize how bad it could get!"

 

[Luke gama]

Idk if this vacation or the constant sperging here is more sad. Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic.

I get that he's a fat gross retard but come on. He could cure breast cancer and everyone here would be like "wow of course he would only do that so there'd be more tits left in the world what a piece of shit."

There are people I like or don't mind who have threads you what I do I don't go into the thread and police what's valid criticism or not.

For every post about a menu there are posts that serve as the only online history for people that otherwise would be free to do as they please because they exist in a hug box.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

I'm pretty disappointed in Ralph. I may have been optimistic in hoping for some IRL streaming but I thought he'd post at least one video. I feel like he would have if Dick was with him, in that case at least he'd have his Internet daddy around to make him feel cool. But even Ralph knows eating Burger King or semen shrimp with his Portuguese paypig isn't a flex.

I wonder how many locals have taken photos of him, completely astonished by his girth. He has to be the most obese person in the city by orders of magnitude.

I'm in the same boat as you. Pretty excited the trip when it was announced to see what retarded shit him and Dick would do that we could laugh at.

Dick fakes an injury, thought it was dead. It wasn't. Ralph goes, a few little funny fails like the burger king shit or the terrible food.

It's just dull now. It's dull because he literally has done nothing in 4 days. He's spent more time in his hotel room on twitter and the Kiwifarms sperging out than doing silly things in public.

He's too much of a wigga to be funny alone. At least Dick would have made him leave the hotel.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

This nigger has been in portugal for like 3 days and he has not posted one video of his travels. Thats how boring his vacation is. If Ralph was having a killer time he would have filmed and posted it to own the ayylawgs. Where is all the hot women and chill party goers? every picture he has posted the place is a fucking ghost town.

The lack of anything exciting is his cover for fucking underage prostitutes. He can claim he 'had a good time' while posting absolutely boring nothings because he can't post/take pictures/stream where he's really at. "I got bad signal so can't stream" = "I'm fucking an underage prostitute so I can't stream." He'd rather us laugh at his nothingburger trip to own the warski and eating mayonaise and whoppers while he's literally doing coke and banging teenagers.

 

[Hüftpriester]

So Ralph is supposed to be on a spite vacation and hasn't posted anything in almost 24 hours if I understand correctly. Something seems off here, the guy is a massive attention whore. Why would he just stop posting when the whole point of the trip was to own Warski by showing off his lavish lifestyle in Portugal?

Did he...
a) have a heart attack walking up a steep street
b) make it to the top of the street but fall down the other side, rolling like a barrel and taking out multiple innocent bystanders
c) massive drug/underage tranny hooker binge
d) finally learn his lesson. shut his phone off and is simply enjoying his time there

I'd say smart money is on C but A and B also in play.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph have you ever considered taking one of those big glamorous (lol) cruise ships to own the farms? They’re dirt cheap, probably endless booze and food, tacky entertainment, plenty of WiFi for your cyberspace addiction, unlimited drunk women, maybe some gambling, questionable international waters laws, basically just sit on your flat fat ass and gorge till you get norovirus or ptomaine or some type highly communicable waterborne illness and are barfing out of both ends. Write it off as a business expense on your taxes (double lol).

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So Ralph is supposed to be on a spite vacation and hasn't posted anything in almost 24 hours if I understand correctly. Something seems off here, the guy is a massive attention whore. Why would he just stop posting when the whole point of the trip was to own Warski by showing off his lavish lifestyle in Portugal?

Did he...
a) have a heart attack walking up a steep street
b) make it to the top of the street but fall down the other side, rolling like a barrel and taking out multiple innocent bystanders
c) massive drug/underage tranny hooker binge
d) finally learn his lesson. shut his phone off and is simply enjoying his time there

I'd say smart money is on C but A and B also in play.

He’s out of whatever pills took with him and the rage/manic high of his stupid decisions finally caught up with him as he deals with a hangover plus bad seafood he’s been eating. I truly feel sorry for the ppl sharing a bathroom with the Gunt as his basement flop.

The thrill of his vacay is evaporated as he’s alone, miserable and everybody is laughing at him going to Lisbon because Andy and PPP made fun of him. He’s realized he isn’t physically capable of doing much in Lisbon because he’s so fat and out of shape. All he can do is what he always does - eat and drink - which is boring af to post on SM.

However, the off chance Ralph being found dead, choked on his own vomit or of a heart attack, on a dumb spite trip - leaving a son he’s never seen, a pregnant GF, and a high interest truck payment - would be the most fitting ending imaginable for Ralphamale.

 

[Hüftpriester]

However, the off chance Ralph being found dead, choked on his own vomit or of a heart attack, on a dumb spite trip - leaving a son he’s never seen, a pregnant GF, and a high interest truck payment - would be the most fitting ending imaginable for Ralphamale.

Then we'd all be truly owned just like he promised. I don't want to imagine a world without Ralph to laugh at. If he had a medical emergency, I hope Sergio got him to the hospital in time.

Ralph - if you're reading this, please tweet a picture of salted fish to own Warski and the ayelawgs. Going dark during your spite trip is not a good look and it's not the Ralphamale way.

 

[AltisticRight]

So Ralph is supposed to be on a spite vacation and hasn't posted anything in almost 24 hours if I understand correctly. Something seems off here, the guy is a massive attention whore. Why would he just stop posting when the whole point of the trip was to own Warski by showing off his lavish lifestyle in Portugal?

Did he...
a) have a heart attack walking up a steep street
b) make it to the top of the street but fall down the other side, rolling like a barrel and taking out multiple innocent bystanders
c) massive drug/underage tranny hooker binge
d) finally learn his lesson. shut his phone off and is simply enjoying his time there

I'd say smart money is on C but A and B also in play.

A B B B C C C C C C C A B C
Day over.

 

[Michael Janke]

i think at this point, just like one of the vegas trips, Dick ducked Ralph.
i guess even he gets tired of the fat retard.
literally everybody else did. the only one hanging around much is gator.
im not sure if Dick got the Vaxx for Instance, but if he didn't he knows he won't be allowed into a bunch of places.
what's the point of traveling all the way to portugal if you can't enjoy it.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

i think at this point, just like one of the vegas trips, Dick ducked Ralph.
i guess even he gets tired of the fat retard.
literally everybody else did. the only one hanging around much is gator.
im not sure if Dick got the Vaxx for Instance, but if he didn't he knows he won't be allowed into a bunch of places.
what's the point of traveling all the way to portugal if you can't enjoy it.

You're not looking at this the right way: it's not about enjoying it, it's about somehow owning someone so hard that it has zero effect on their life while abandoning your baby mama at home after screeching about how people are trying to kill the both of you.

You just don't get it, fucking normie.

 

[Michael Janke]

You're not looking at this the right way: it's not about enjoying it, it's about somehow owning someone so hard that it has zero effect on their life while abandoning your baby mama at home after screeching about how people are trying to kill the both of you.

You just don't get it, fucking normie.

im talking about from Dicks perspective.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

im talking about from Dicks perspective.

Oh. In that case he's just making Ralph dance for his own amusement and Ralph's too fucking stupid and starstruck to see it.

 

[MeltyTW]

i think at this point, just like one of the vegas trips, Dick ducked Ralph.
i guess even he gets tired of the fat retard.
literally everybody else did. the only one hanging around much is gator.
im not sure if Dick got the Vaxx for Instance, but if he didn't he knows he won't be allowed into a bunch of places.
what's the point of traveling all the way to portugal if you can't enjoy it.

Even gaytor is distancing himself and isn't even following the gunt mandate that says you need to block people as he hasn't bothered to block me in aeons

Oh. In that case he's just making Ralph dance for his own amusement and Ralph's too fucking stupid and starstruck to see it.

Fucking based, I really hope dick is a secret alog, id buy it he seems to be behind some of his worst choices to some inspirational degree and helping him do them.

Imagine being so dedicated to the art of making ralph look the pants shitting fool that you take a hit to your own reputation just to groom him into making even worse decisions. I'd thsts really what's going on Masterson is a Saint