🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
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Still waiting Ralph. We're all still waiting for you to explain to us how this is supposes to one-up Warski. Did you even think about this, or was it "Yep, that's how I'll own Andy, let me order these plane tickets" *dolphin laugh, dolphin laugh, dolphin laugh*?

Why not just do black tar heroin. That'll REALLY own Andy. Oh, he would just be devastated if you did that. Why, he might even aim aim aim at his own head and *in minecraft* himself.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
If Ralph really wanted to own the haters he could do the Camino Potrugues to the tomb of St. James. It fucking starts right there in Lisbon. There's nothing stupid or degenerate Ralph can do that shocks anyone here, it's expected, but showing the fortitude, fitness and faithfulness to commit to walking 300 miles to demonstrate his devotion to Christ? LMAO. Better odds of him getting a real college degree or shitting solid gold bricks. He went to Lisbon try and make a guy online mad, not have to pretend to do his "Christ is KANG" bullshit grift or pretend like he cares about history. Oh, and LARP like he's a world traveler because he's now visited two whole countries by age 36.
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I've done that one, the idea of him trying to do one day of that, even in the most basic bitch tourist way, where you have your luggage sent ahead of you and get to ride in the bus part of the way, is hilarious. Isn't he some kind of burger Protestant though? I don't think they're as interested in pilgrimages and saints. Still, the mental image of him struggling up a mountain in a heavy Atlantic rainstorm while loudly cursing the alawgs and Joshua Pedophile Moon for doing this to him is bringing me to tears.
 
dillybars said:
Say what you will, Ralph can draw an audience. The fact there is a 63 page thread devoted to his bland trip to Portugal is pretty crazy.
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There’s a whole industry devoted to laughing and mocking Ralph. Shame it doesn’t do much for his streaming audience numbers. The best part of the Gunt mocking content cottage industry is that 85% used to be KS watchers and liked Ralph.

Years ago some SJWs hated on Ralph but they barely know he exists now. All the hate and mocking Ralph gets today he managed to cultivate mostly from his former base. Quite an accomplishment.
 
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Do you think Ralph will try and visit Nora after he admitted he was gonna go to other parts of the EU and not stay in the country he came to visit?
I know when I go on a trip to a location hot spot, I try to spend hours visiting the countries around that hotspot I totally intended to visit.
Also, Ralph.... You are going to have a baby soon dude. Dropping thousands to go to a country to spite someone then spend thousands more hopping to different countries isn't the best idea.

Well, unless he uses May's lack of income for free gibs. This way he can manage his reputation as mr Big money maker making $80k+ like his arrest report said, why they didn't get married in Vegas, and why May is doubling and trippling down.
 
dillybars said:
Say what you will, Ralph can draw an audience. The fact there is a 63 page thread devoted to his bland trip to Portugal is pretty crazy.
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64 pages because it is just such an incredibly stupid troll. Go to Portugal to own Andy, because Andy is Portuguese. Eat Burger King like the fat American tourist he is, and then proudly post of photo of himself wearing that autistic crown. Just thinking about this whole trip makes me laugh. He's got legal issues and a pregnant horse back home, and he decides to blow thousands of dollars to anger a Candian sperg who doesn't give a toss if Ralph travels.

This is near peak stupidity for the Gunt, but knowing the Gunt he will do something worse afterwards.
 
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Retink said:
I haven't really been to San Fran, but how does it compare to Lausanne, Switzerland? I remember they hade steep parts extending from the are near the water and a tram system, but I never found it particularly tiring when walking around. Maybe I'm just used to walking around and hiking, so it doesn't register as much.
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It *is* hiking. The verticality varies but plenty of streets have steps instead of sidewalks. Fat people just can't do it. People who are used to hiking will have no trouble, but they will be winded like they'd just hiked for a day in the Appalachians. Most tourists stick to the flat tourist areas and then take a cab to get to the hilly tourist spots. People who try to drive manual transmission there and aren't used to it burn their clutch out a lot.

I've never been there, but from looking at photos of Lausanne though it looks like there's some comparable streets, yeah, The main difference is that Lisbon and San Francisco are much larger cities. There's just more area to cover.

MirnaMinkoff said:
The only joy he ever got was that brief moment of being a semi-popular fat guy host of a niche stream five years ago and watching that all evaporate, and then become the biggest lolcow on the alt right, has made him a miserable, angry fat sack of shit. The brief bit of fame made his ego too big to handle once again becoming the fat smelly kid everyone laughs at.
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The funny thing is that he really does have a good talent for showmanship. If he wasn't such a stupid inconsiderate asshole he probably could be very successful. Instead he's like if you fused Chris with DSP.

MirnaMinkoff said:
If Ralph really wanted to own the haters he could do the Camino Potrugues to the tomb of St. James. It fucking starts right there in Lisbon.
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Or he could just stop being an ass. Imagine if we saw a nice, normal trip of him and May together celebrating their future family life. That would impress me more.

Even if the Ralphamale showed some surprising feat of strength and endurance, even if he somehow kept it up long enough over the course of time to banish the gunt forever, he'd still be an asshole, he'd just be an asshole in decent shape.

MirnaMinkoff said:
There's nothing stupid or degenerate Ralph can do that shocks anyone here,
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And that's it, basically. It would shock us if he stopped being stupid and degenerate. That's the one thing that would constitute real victory.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
Still waiting Ralph. We're all still waiting for you to explain to us how this is supposes to one-up Warski. Did you even think about this, or was it "Yep, that's how I'll own Andy, let me order these plane tickets" *dolphin laugh, dolphin laugh, dolphin laugh*?

Why not just do black tar heroin. That'll REALLY own Andy. Oh, he would just be devastated if you did that. Why, he might even aim aim aim at his own head and *in minecraft* himself.
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Did you not see him eat an authentic Portugal whopper?? Why I bet they're made of the finest fighting bulls in all of Madrid
MirnaMinkoff said:
There’s a whole industry devoted to laughing and mocking Ralph. Shame it doesn’t do much for his streaming audience numbers. The best part of the Gunt mocking content cottage industry is that 85% used to be KS watchers and liked Ralph.

Years ago some SJWs hated on Ralph but they barely know he exists now. All the hate and mocking Ralph gets today he managed to cultivate mostly from his former base. Quite an accomplishment.
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Lol he thinks that's a win somehow, or he copes that's it one, he doesn't get that people turning against you is worse than some outside hatedom

He Who Points And Laughs said:
64 pages because it is just such an incredibly stupid troll. Go to Portugal to own Andy, because Andy is Portuguese. Eat Burger King like the fat American tourist he is, and then proudly post of photo of himself wearing that autistic crown. Just thinking about this whole trip makes me laugh. He's got legal issues and a pregnant horse back home, and he decides to blow thousands of dollars to anger a Candian sperg who doesn't give a toss if Ralph travels.

This is near peak stupidity for the Gunt, but knowing the Gunt he will do something worse afterwards.
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You forget he actually thought he was going there before Andy only for Andy to throw out after the gunt was trapped thst he had actually been there plenty of times lol
 
MeltyTW said:
Did you not see him eat an authentic Portugal whopper?? Why I bet they're made of the finest fighting bulls in all of Madrid

Lol he thinks that's a win somehow, or he copes that's it one, he doesn't get that people turning against you is worse than some outside hatedom


You forget he actually thought he was going there before Andy only for Andy to throw out after the gunt was trapped thst he had actually been there plenty of times lol
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It’s a major cope. I think half of Ralph’s self-loathing comes from the fact all his e-friends ended up hating his guts after enough time getting to know and utterly loathe him.

He enjoyed playing heel to SJWs, but when his own sector started laughing at him full time it broke his piggy heart.

Ralph got confused, Andy saying “he wanted to permanently move there” somehow to Gunt meant he had never visited the country. Because people always want to move to some place they’ve never even visited?

He also ended up a 1000 miles farther east than where Andy daydreams about moving to.
 
This nigger has been in portugal for like 3 days and he has not posted one video of his travels. Thats how boring his vacation is. If Ralph was having a killer time he would have filmed and posted it to own the ayylawgs. Where is all the hot women and chill party goers? every picture he has posted the place is a fucking ghost town.
 
Disheveled Human said:
This nigger has been in portugal for like 3 days and he has not posted one video of his travels. Thats how boring his vacation is. If Ralph was having a killer time he would have filmed and posted it to own the ayylawgs. Where is all the hot women and chill party goers? every picture he has posted the place is a fucking ghost town.
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I'm pretty disappointed in Ralph. I may have been optimistic in hoping for some IRL streaming but I thought he'd post at least one video. I feel like he would have if Dick was with him, in that case at least he'd have his Internet daddy around to make him feel cool. But even Ralph knows eating Burger King or semen shrimp with his Portuguese paypig isn't a flex.

I wonder how many locals have taken photos of him, completely astonished by his girth. He has to be the most obese person in the city by orders of magnitude.
 
Hüftpriester said:
I'm pretty disappointed in Ralph. I may have been optimistic in hoping for some IRL streaming but I thought he'd post at least one video. I feel like he would have if Dick was with him, in that case at least he'd have his Internet daddy around to make him feel cool. But even Ralph knows eating Burger King or semen shrimp with his Portuguese paypig isn't a flex.

I wonder how many locals have taken photos of him, completely astonished by his girth. He has to be the most obese person in the city by orders of magnitude.
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Like that episode of The Drew Carey Show where Drew ends up in China and the locals fotograph him.
 
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