🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[WASR96]

If you travel overseas, the only time you should be eating at a fast food chain is to stop at McDonald's at 3am after you've been bar hopping in Germany since 7pm the previous day. Other than that, eating at Burger King and heading back to your hotel room has to be the saddest thing I've ever read.

 

[PlasticOwls]

If you travel overseas, the only time you should be eating at a fast food chain is to stop at McDonald's at 3am after you've been bar hopping in Germany since 7pm the previous day. Other than that, eating at Burger King and heading back to your hotel room has to be the saddest thing I've ever read.

I would say eating at an overseas McDs or a BK is a fun novelty, but doing it all the time is just pathetic and a sign of an unadventurous man.

Ralph's a wigger though, so I suppose it's too much to ask him to visit a restaurant.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

so is he going back home or is he going to Spain? either way, this trip was very boring. if Andys words are to be trusted, it seems like all ralph wants to do during travel is to stay in his room, eat, drink and fuck prostitutes.



ralph is the kind of guy that only goes to museum to make it seem he looks cultured when in realty, he neither dosent know nor care about history outside his state. i tuned into the dick podcast and it was funny how ralph complained how much walking he had do to get anywhere. god forbid, maybe one of the reasons why so many American's are fat is because you cant use cars to get everywhere you want and have to actually walk. hell, its almost encouraged for people to walk and use bikes because the amount of side-walks and bike roads we have in Europe .

God I hope he tries to go to Spain, he will be even more fucked. The USA is a “high risk” country and he’s supposedly traveling without a vax card, lol. Spain went through some shit with Covid and have no interest in pandering to a fat, drunk American. If he tries to go to Spain he will just burn his few days left in travel purgatory and not being allowed to enter anywhere he goes.

He’d be ok if he was a outdoorsy guy that loved walking miles outdoors through cities all day lbut this is Ralph we are talking about. He got winded and exhausted briskly walking 50 flat feet after CWC.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

If you travel overseas, the only time you should be eating at a fast food chain is to stop at McDonald's at 3am after you've been bar hopping in Germany since 7pm the previous day. Other than that, eating at Burger King and heading back to your hotel room has to be the saddest thing I've ever read.

I mean even that idea can get fucked tbh (not an attack, I get your sentiment). But there is always (ALWAYS) a far more delicious, cheaper, often times culturally specific, late night street food option.

It was the pork sandwiches in Lisbon from memory for us. Or the chorizo bread. All over Europe there is a better option, even if it's just a banging kebab made by actual Turks.

BK/McDonalds etc only exist in Europe to rob stupid, fat, lazy Americans of their money.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’d be ok if he was a outdoorsy guy that loved walking miles outdoors through cities all day lbut this is Ralph we are talking about. He got winded and exhausted briskly walking 50 flat feet after CWC.

There’s some great hiking through mountains or walking along a pilgrimage route Ralph could do, you know as a Christian and all. A shame all that country and history is lost on a materialistic pigbodied toothpick legged wigger that gets out of breath going up a slight incline. Instead of ever walking the Camino de Santiago and experiencing humility and repentance, he’s going to be in a hotel seething at this thread while bragging how he’s owning his haters. Sad!

 

[The Hard R]

If you travel overseas, the only time you should be eating at a fast food chain is to stop at McDonald's at 3am after you've been bar hopping in Germany since 7pm the previous day. Other than that, eating at Burger King and heading back to your hotel room has to be the saddest thing I've ever read.

If you're going to eat at McDonald's or BK in a foreign land at least get something that is only served in that country. Not going to lie, spicy chicken tenders from Korean McDonald's are pretty delicious. Plus they delivered and I could order them online, which was essential before I learned enough of the language to order Korean fried chicken over the phone from one of the 300 late night chicken and beer delivery places near me.

I'd kill for some buldak and Hite delivered to my door right now.

 

[AsianChris]

Boa estadia, gajo. Não esqueças de provar o cacetinho português.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Idk if this vacation or the constant sperging here is more sad. Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic.

I get that he's a fat gross retard but come on. He could cure breast cancer and everyone here would be like "wow of course he would only do that so there'd be more tits left in the world what a piece of shit."

 

[GaryGrey]

Time to get a Rascal Ralph if some streets are too much of a challenge for you because they're a bit steep.
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This scene from In Bruges could become reality when some polite European tries to warn Ralph about the weight limit on those trolley cars. Maybe the elevation and narrow doorways of any nearby castles or forts are why he has not made it out to see them yet?

 

[Haint]

If you travel overseas, the only time you should be eating at a fast food chain is to stop at McDonald's at 3am after you've been bar hopping in Germany since 7pm the previous day. Other than that, eating at Burger King and heading back to your hotel room has to be the saddest thing I've ever read.

This is typical behavior for no class rednecks traveling abroad, at least the ones I have traveled with. Be me in the Middle East, getting down on lamb shawarma and tea at a local roadside stand. While my squadron mates are at the McDonald's (that's built for tourist) arguing with the cashier about not getting bacon on their cheeseburger, in a very conservative Muslim country. FYI, pork is prohibited from being imported into this country. Then they would give me crap about eating strange food from the "dirty" locals.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

There’s some great hiking through mountains or walking along a pilgrimage route Ralph could do, you know as a Christian and all. A shame all that country and history is lost on a materialistic pigbodied toothpick legged wigger that gets out of breath going up a slight incline. Instead of ever walking the Camino de Santiago and experiencing humility and repentance, he’s going to be in a hotel seething at this thread while bragging how he’s owning his haters. Sad!

Hell the roman ruins in Spain are fucking amazing, esp in Galicia. But most require quite a bit of WALKING to access and explore. I don't see Ralph huffing up to the Tower of Hercules unless he's allowed a rascal scooter. The idea could Ralph even make one mile of the pilgrimage to the tomb of St. James is laughable. I mean my 70 year old great-uncle did it a decade ago, but he was in much better shape than Ethan Ralph.

GREAT LOVER of Roman History Ralph is now furiously googling "closest famous Roman ruins to Lisbon you can DRIVE to" on his shitty phone. Seriously if it wasn't for KF Ralph would have spent his entire vacation eating crappy shrimp from China.

I promise until today Ralph didn't know there were any roman ruins outside of Rome and Vegas. Since most of Lisbon was destroyed by an earthquake in the 1700's there aren't that many to explore, but I figure the Casa dos Bicos is just perfect for the Ralphamale. Too bad he still can't get a bottle of garum there to pour all over his Chinese shrimp and BK burgers to show his true love of ancient Roman culture.

If Ralph really wanted to own the haters he could do the Camino Potrugues to the tomb of St. James. It fucking starts right there in Lisbon. There's nothing stupid or degenerate Ralph can do that shocks anyone here, it's expected, but showing the fortitude, fitness and faithfulness to commit to walking 300 miles to demonstrate his devotion to Christ? LMAO. Better odds of him getting a real college degree or shitting solid gold bricks. He went to Lisbon try and make a guy online mad, not have to pretend to do his "Christ is KANG" bullshit grift or pretend like he cares about history. Oh, and LARP like he's a world traveler because he's now visited two whole countries by age 36.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic

This is the same website that doxed people from ice cream, potent autism being exhibited freely is unsurprising.

People will sperg at every single small thing, let it run its course, it's perfectly normal for cow threads on a down-low of content.

Best case, it gets autistic enough that we get a DSP-lite situation and there's retards other than good ol' Ethan to laugh at.

 

[MeltyTW]

Idk if this vacation or the constant sperging here is more sad. Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic.

I get that he's a fat gross retard but come on. He could cure breast cancer and everyone here would be like "wow of course he would only do that so there'd be more tits left in the world what a piece of shit."

No I'd just laugh that ralph cured cancer and paying 60 for mayo and shrimp is pretty bad, plus all you gotta do is read the menu that it

I mean if someone irl or online bragged about their mayo shrimp giving them a higher quality of life than you you fucking along broke dick loser would you not at least peak at the menu to see the name and price? Or would that be too much effort for you to laugh at someone so clearly sensitive?

 

[CryptoHermit]

 

[An automatic clown]

Idk if this vacation or the constant sperging here is more sad. Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic.

I get that he's a fat gross retard but come on. He could cure breast cancer and everyone here would be like "wow of course he would only do that so there'd be more tits left in the world what a piece of shit."

He said on a web forum dedicated to sperging.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Idk if this vacation or the constant sperging here is more sad. Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic.

I get that he's a fat gross retard but come on. He could cure breast cancer and everyone here would be like "wow of course he would only do that so there'd be more tits left in the world what a piece of shit."

Bro this is a gossip website what the fuck else are you gonna do? Get a clue stupid.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The best part is to properly troll Andy the Gunt didn’t realize he needed to go to the Azores. The Azores would have provided sweeping Ocean views, gorgeous island vistas, volcanos, etc… the perfect SM photo brag. But it’s a lot more expensive to get to the Islands that buying a direct flight to Lisbon.

Besides Ralph was in such a blind fury and traumatized by the Kino Kasino line up he couldn’t even get the correct spite trip booked. We all know Ralph is dumb as fuck and can’t be bothered with details but watching him waddle around a city a thousand miles from the correct troll target is funny shit.

Ralph might have known he was supposed to go to the Azores to spite Andy but just figured he could drive there from Lisbon. It’s all Portugal so what’s the difference?

 

[Nick Gars]

Idk if this vacation or the constant sperging here is more sad. Literally analyzing restaurant menus to see how much he paid for shrimp is so insanely autistic.

I get that he's a fat gross retard but come on. He could cure breast cancer and everyone here would be like "wow of course he would only do that so there'd be more tits left in the world what a piece of shit."

You're on a drama forum that archives the life's of eccentric invalids. You're just as autistic as anyone else here.

If you don't like it, just read the highlights and move on. You could also fuck off back to Reddit as well, newfag.

 

[dillybars]

Say what you will, Ralph can draw an audience. The fact there is a 63 page thread devoted to his bland trip to Portugal is pretty crazy.

 

[An automatic clown]

Say what you will, Ralph can draw an audience. The fact there is a 63 page thread devoted to his bland trip to Portugal is pretty crazy.

Sure drawing an audience on his antics is one thing. But getting stream donos from 40 or less live viewers is very different