🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

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What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
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Why would the gunt visit a foreign country out of spite? It just seems extremely weird, there's plenty of reasons to visit a country. But out of spite?
 
Dondeld Dock said:
Imagine being as petty as Ralph to get "revenge" by traveling to country where someone may once have lived and thinking "that'll show him!" The lard must be affecting his brain to come up with such mental gymnastics. Will be amusing to see what comes out of this trip.
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its even worse, tard thinks hes owning andy because he didnt realize andy has actually been there before just hasnt moved yet, hes trying to win a race he literally lost before he entered

HomerSimpson said:
or is just lieing about going so he can just go dark for a few days due to the stress hsart attacks coming back.
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if ralph doesnt stream by friday i will show up at his house and ring the bell to confirm if hes here or not. no fingerbanging though
 
Marakart said:
You need your vaccination certificate to do just about anything in Portugal right now, is the Ralphmeister vaccinated?
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Most people think he is, but would never admit it. But you do bring up a good point about the status of his vaccination. While previous thread sperging about weather or not he could fly took up most of the attention, it does beg the question of weather or not he can go to any good (meaning he's at low risk of being mugged) locations. If this vaunted Casino is indeed next to an Airport, there's probably going to demand at least masks, and maybe jab verification.

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I'm sure that Ralph will be a shining ambassador for all Americans on his international travel!
 
Holy fucking shit.
"Andycels" is pure Kino. If Andy doesn't officially name his fans "Andycels" then he's too retarded to continue living.
 
KifflomKween said:
Widespread pick-pocketing, ghettos full of gypsies and other minorities, plenty of drugs, gangs. A shithole basically, but still a 1st world one. There are always thieves and scammers about to prey on dumb drunk tourists.
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thats why you go to porto. its much safer, a better city and the food is sooooo much better.
 
Null said:
- Portugal also has decriminalized narcotics, decriminalized prostitution, and a low age of consent.
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Actually in Portugal the unrestricted age of consent is 16, 14-16 is restricted to either the girl being a thot or genuine relationships, if there's even a hint the gunt tried to unduly infulence a 15 year old into sex then he's going to jail at which point the FBI can get him too when he's deported back to the US.
 
I, too, leave my pregnant fiancée alone at home for a pleasure solo trip after seething mere hours ago about the danger she was in from a man whose whereabouts are unknown to me.
 
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