🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Crystal Golem]

Warski's sister is about to get gunted.

 

[Kheapathic]

Ralph is always screaming about other people being pedos so it's very curious that he's going to the pedo capital of the world, does he really not realize the optics of going there?

Pretty sure that's Thailand; Ralph needs to work up the courage to go a country where dudes will literally drug you and steal your organs.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Ralph is always screaming about other people being pedos so it's very curious that he's going to the pedo capital of the world, does he really not realize the optics of going there?

i just don't care
i pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there
i'm trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm nowhere near
fuck it, straight to hell we go

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Isn't Portugal where that Madeleine McCann kid went missing years ago?

Why can't Ralph go missing in Portugal? feelsbadman

 

[TERF respecter]

It would be hilarious if this trip turns into a month.

He's also talking about visiting peoples houses, presumably threatening a-lawgs.
Imagine he gets arrested for harassment when he come's back too.
He's already on a suspended sentence isn't he?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Eat some of those delicious tarts King! You worked hard to get an ocean between you and Pantsu so go on and enjoy it!

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

What's the crime like in Lisbon? Hope this short fat fuck gets mugged and has his passport stolen or something.

 

[Fools Idol]

I can just see it now, Ralph sitting on the bed in his hostel/hotel or whatever desperately trying to think of something to do. He doesn't speak the language, knows nothing about the country other than the age of consent and drug laws and he can't film any activities involving that for obvious reasons.

There is a good chance Big Bazza (the truest son of Hull) and Darren (Southport's hardest working dolite) will curb stomp Ralph because they think he's a manc.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

What a waste of money lmao

Not for us, it isn't.

 

[️ronic]

I predict that he'll stay for one night before taking a "quick trip" to Monaco and losing all his vacation money.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Pretty sure that's Thailand; Ralph needs to work up the courage to go a country where dudes will literally drug you and steal your organs.

Oh yes, Thailand, completely forgot about shithole Thailand.

 

[Distant Ranger]

I didn’t know pigs could fly

 

[Love Machine]

Spending $1000+ to visit a shithole to own the ayy lawgs

 

[KifflomKween]

What's the crime like in Lisbon? Hope this short fat fuck gets mugged and has his passport stolen or something.

Widespread pick-pocketing, ghettos full of gypsies and other minorities, plenty of drugs, gangs. A shithole basically, but still a 1st world one. There are always thieves and scammers about to prey on dumb drunk tourists.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

This trip is so spur of the moment, I wonder how much Ralph didn't account for when traveling to a different country.

He is almost guaranteed to choose the wrong setting on his voltage adapter, and will immediately fry all of his devices as soon as he plugs them in. This will be comical as fuck.

Imagine the buttmad if he were detained and sent back to the US by Interpol or.. whomever.

I can promise you that some of the a-logs have already given Interpol a heads up. Remember, even if the US lets you go, they don't have to let you in. There are literally hundreds of excuses they can use to not let you in too. Didn't you hear what Warski said? He runs Portugal. Ralph won't be getting in without Andy's permission.

 

[Easterling]

bets are own that he fucks off a gang of eastern europeans trying to buy coke and gets his shit kicked in, they really dont fuck around over there.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

I predict that he'll stay for one night before taking a "quick trip" to Monaco and losing all his vacation money.

I'm pretty sure there is a huge casino in Lisbon right near the airport. He doesn't need to go to Monaco.

 

[Dollar Duck]

Imagine being as petty as Ralph to get "revenge" by traveling to country where someone may once have lived and thinking "that'll show him!" The lard must be affecting his brain to come up with such mental gymnastics. Will be amusing to see what comes out of this trip.

 

[MeltyTW]

Catching chlamydia to own the Andycels

i spit my cadbury all over the screen why is andycels such a funny word?

How does he afford to be able to travel so much?

the good will of paypigs retarded enough to think he actually wanted to do something as beta as ever even see his kid. thank fuck only RELPHA uses for that money like drugs and a single overpriced street hooker are going to happen instead,.

Imagine being as petty as Ralph to get "revenge" by traveling to country where someone may once have lived and thinking "that'll show him!" The lard must be affecting his brain to come up with such mental gymnastics. Will be amusing to see what comes out of this trip.

its even worse, tard thinks hes owning andy because he didnt realize andy has actually been there before just hasnt moved yet, hes trying to win a race he literally lost before he entered.

 

[Butwhythough]

$100 says Ralph stays in Portugal to avoid being a father.