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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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Down to where? All that is down is only the floor.
kiwifarms.net
Sometimes when you get a piercing they make you shave all the hair in the area. Did chris pierce this himself or get it professionally done?
Professionally at first, but then he re-pierced it himself with a safety pin after it migrated.
GS 281
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I don't see how he did it. I could never do that myself.
huh?
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Professionally at first, but then he re-pierced it himself with a safety pin after it migrated.
Yuck. How much would that suck to have to pierce his taint?
Christorical Figure
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kiwifarms.net
Didn't they try to sue the Green County School Board?
They tried to sue the school board because he wasn't autistic enough (to justify institutionalization). There were quite a few other opportunities for them to sue, like PVCC, for example. They didn't seem particularly enthusiastic for litigation in general.
Down to where? All that is down is only the floor.
kiwifarms.net
Yuck. How much would that suck to have to pierce his taint?
No one had to. Whoever did it was paid enough to overcome their reservations.
Last edited: Nov 16, 2015
huh?
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No one had to. Whoever did it was paid them enough to overcome their reservations.
i hope they wore a gasmask.
So my best guess is he is still trying to "become a slut," in his words, and that shaving his ass bald is part of that.
On his OkCupid profile, he says he likes the completely shaved vagina, for what it's worth.
Also fuck you for making me look at that photo again.
Down to where? All that is down is only the floor.
kiwifarms.net
This is worthy of publication. Thank you for your time.
Thanks! I only wish I could dedicate more.
I think the Farms should crowdfund a Christory studies fellowship so that someone could dedicate themselves to researching and writing on these topics full-time.
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This is true. There should be a chronological series on Christorical study. This is what Null SHOULD be using donations towards rather than hookers and blow in the Philippines
huh?
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Thanks! I only wish I could dedicate more.
I think the Farms should crowdfund a Christory studies fellowship so that someone could dedicate themselves to researching and writing on these topics full-time.
I nominate
@timtommy
Go jump off a fucking roof
kiwifarms.net
I actually find it humorous when I see someone who thinks posting "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" on his statuses will get a rise out of him.
muy contento
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What in the Prophet's name (PBUH) is this shit
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What in the Prophet's name (PBUH) is this shit
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Chris is a minor Anglophile and likes Britcoms. Why, I am not sure.
huh?
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Chris is a minor Anglophile and likes Britcoms. Why, I am not sure.
He thinks he's of British heritage so he feels obligated to like it. Also British humor is popular with autist for obvious reasons.
Down to where? All that is down is only the floor.
kiwifarms.net
What ever happened with that guy who went to 14 B-Land to give Chris those Sonic animation cells? Did he ever go back to bequeath his offering?
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What ever happened with that guy who went to 14 B-Land to give Chris those Sonic animation cells? Did he ever go back to bequeath his offering?
I think he faded into Cwcurity - I still have no idea what he expected from telling us.
Born with a brick.
kiwifarms.net
The Sonic in the old cartoons was gobbling Chilidogs 24/7.... does that mean Sonichu is also fond of them?
I still have no idea what he expected from telling us.
15 minutes of e-fame.
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The Sonic in the old cartoons was gobbling Chilidogs 24/7.... does that mean Sonichu is also fond of them?
15 minutes of e-fame.
Pretty sure issue #0 or #1 mention chillidogs.
Good GOD, my emotions!
kiwifarms.net
Didn't they try to sue the Green County School Board?
Yeah. That was one of Bob's hommasexul conspiracy suits. Bob had nothing much better to do than file suits against anyone who looked sideways at him.
A thousand years old
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What in the Prophet's name (PBUH) is this shit
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Well, off-topic, the BBC is running out of ideas and so is looking to reboot or remake just about every success they've ever had.
What I don't get is why this particular Britcom appeals to Chris. Monty Python I get, it's a lot of Random-Access Humour. But this is a sitcom all about social climbing and pretentiousness, which I can't see Chris finding all that funny. In fact, given his use of British spelling, his harping on about his "royal blood," his claims of ancestors on the Mayflower and his made-up "Cherokian" heritage, he's basically exactly the sort of person Keeping Up Appearances was targeting.