💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Just make the bloody show already.
 
And I bet all of those likes and shares are Hayden Black's alt accounts too.

The likes are Gen Zed and 12 randos. Still, 12 likes is practically nothing, any random schmuck can get that many on their vacation pictures.

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Just make the bloody show already.
Gotta love the 'hurr durrr conservatives are secretely gay' jokes, and what's with Hayden's fixation on spelling?
Could it be... autism?
 
why is this thread turning into another boring lets point out that a unfunny guys twitter is unfunny or "offending" thread.:stress:
you can circlejerk in the dobson one.

The real autism is the show

180 pages of shit and maybe 20 about the fucking show

THIS IS NOT OKAY(:_(
 
why is this thread turning into another boring lets point out that a unfunny guys twitter is unfunny or "offending" thread.:stress:
you can circlejerk in the dobson one.

The real autism is the show

180 pages of shit and maybe 20 about the fucking show

THIS IS NOT OKAY(:_(
It's mostly biding time until the thing actually gets released.
 
why is this thread turning into another boring lets point out that a unfunny guys twitter is unfunny or "offending" thread.:stress:
you can circlejerk in the dobson one.

The real autism is the show

180 pages of shit and maybe 20 about the fucking show

THIS IS NOT OKAY(:_(
This thread evolved over time (shocking). Gen Zed, the show, hasn't released anything and probably never will. This thread has shifted focus to Hayden Black, its creator, simply because he actually produces milk. If the show ever produces anything, the thread may shift back from the unfunny shit. Till then, we watch Black.
 
why is this thread turning into another boring lets point out that a unfunny guys twitter is unfunny or "offending" thread.:stress:
you can circlejerk in the dobson one.

The real autism is the show

180 pages of shit and maybe 20 about the fucking show

What show would that be?
 
why is this thread turning into another boring lets point out that a unfunny guys twitter is unfunny or "offending" thread.:stress:
you can circlejerk in the dobson one.

The real autism is the show

180 pages of shit and maybe 20 about the fucking show

THIS IS NOT OKAY(:_(
Yeah, the autism is the show, but the show's never getting released.
 
Yeah, the autism is the show, but the show's never getting released.
The autism's not just in the show.

All you need is a quick look at Hayden, his Twitter, or his previous endeavours to know the man's pretty damn exceptional in his own right.
 
This comes from way back to the promo and it might have already been stated in this thread. But where the asian chick is claiming the plants to be Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks, the idea might have been taken from Parks and Recreation (without the context of what made the situation potentially funny) where Tom is the horticulturist and is just dropping the names of rappers as scientific names.
Can't be. That was actually amusing.

Anyway, I took a look at Kevyn Richmond's Twitter and I think I now know why Cameron didn't have any lines in the Doritos promo:


Dude was in New York at the time.
 
Can't be. That was actually amusing.

Anyway, I took a look at Kevyn Richmond's Twitter and I think I now know why Cameron didn't have any lines in the Doritos promo:

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Dude was in New York at the time.
just ditch it, kev.
 
I get it. It's not a joke, but I get what's supposed to be the punchline.

Hayden Black just implied that he is dumber than a dog, since even a dog wouldn't defile its drinking supply. Problem is he seriously is stupider than a dog, since I know if I gave my dogs a pencil and paper, the chew marks would decode into a better script than anything Hayden wrote.
 
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Part of the appeal of following this thread is trying to understand how Hayden's mind works.

It's somewhere on the autistic spectrum, thats for sure.
 
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Another article, this time in some local rag!

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It's a confusing, poorly written mess that repats what other press relases ave already said. But some highlights stand out:

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Meowth-wielding terrorist @Kitlen strikes again!


The author then goes into a long alarmist tangent about 4chan:
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Hayden adds some more fuel to the fire:
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Hayden managed to get an entire section of 4chan taken down! wow

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Hayden's reasons for starting gen Zed are totally innocent and pure and have zero to do with his trans fetish. No sir. :story:


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"Any press is good press": Gen Zed's marketing strategy in a nutshell.


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No comment.
 
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The author then goes into a long alarmist tangent about 4chan:
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Sounds like Hayden should buy a dog.
 
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