🐱 Expert advises daily masturbation to ‘whet’ your depressing, dry January

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Ness Cooper, a clinical sexologist, is urging people to tune into their bodies when they feel their mood dipping during dreary dry January.Shutterstock/Jam Press
As we approach the new year, many Americans are gearing up to undertake Dry January 2022 — but one sex expert is campaigning to make the notoriously parched month much wetter.

Ness Cooper, a clinical sexologist in Britain, is encouraging people to masturbate every single one of January’s 31 days, advising that dedicated self-gratification staves off seasonal depression during what studies show is the most miserable time of the year.

Cooper also claims autoeroticism drives untold mental health benefits, and urges people to tune up their bodies when they feel their mood stalling out.

“It’s to focus on spending time with yourself and get to know your body,” the outspoken sexpert told Jam Press.

However, considering how pandemic-plagued 2021 was such a tough nut to crack, stressed-out citizens may not be in the mood to pound their privates every 24 hours — but Cooper says it’s important to prioritize pleasure, and she’s got the tasty tricks to whet the appetite.

Cooper’s kinky claims are backed up by research conducted by sexual wellness brand plusOne, which found that women diagnosed with depression or anxiety found psychological relief in regular masturbation.

“If you’re not someone who masturbates every day, start off using a combination of mindfulness and basic touch,” she advised. “Get yourself in a relaxed state and become aware of the sensations going through your body.”

Cooper claimed that people should not put pressure on themselves to climax — and cautioned against pigeonholing the “Big O” as the only priority during a solo session.

“There’s so much more to masturbation than just orgasms,” the doyenne of diddling declared.

“I know there are people who can’t orgasm due to physical reasons, and they can still later develop methods of achieving an orgasm-like sensation by either finding a new erogenous zone on their body or diving deeper into their mind,” she said.

For the reluctant, Cooper also suggested a trip to the spank bank, adding that audio-based porn and “hugely popular” erotic fiction are also available. “Lots of women find audio porn very helpful, hearing the noises and imagining the situation to get them in the mood . . . but what’s really important is to focus your mind on the situation you’re in and allow yourself to truly switch off and concentrate on you.”

Don’t be afraid to play Goldilocks with new toys, techniques and positions, Cooper suggested, as many women in particular take a little more time to find the right flex for their self-gratification.

Try it all, said Cooper: Some women “are more sensitive if they lay on their front with their legs straight, while others may find the squatting positions better for accessing the G spot.”

“Many people rely on using a sex toy to help bring them to orgasm and that’s absolutely fine,” the self-assured sexologist added. “There are some fantastic ones on the market for men and women.”

Cooper held nothing back in her intimate interview, revealing that her go-to gadget is a Doxy Wand vibrator, which gets her off “no matter what her mood is.”

Those who do will see the benefits. PlusOne researchers found that 64% of women they surveyed felt less worried and anxious, while 70% of women saw feelings of depression or hopelessness fade by spicing up their self-love schedule. Additionally, of those participants, 75% felt more loving and appreciative after some self-gratification.
 
Clinical sexologist just sounds like whore paid for by the government
 
Cooper’s kinky claims are backed up by research conducted by sexual wellness brand plusOne, which found that women diagnosed with depression or anxiety found psychological relief in regular masturbation.
Yeah, no shit. Causing an endorphin rush and a dopamine high will combat depression and anxiety. It’s why a lot of people with depression also use drugs.

Just because it can help doesn’t mean it’s the best solution, nor does it mean you shouldn’t try to resolve the underlying issues:
 

Expert advises daily masturbation to ‘whet’ your depressing, dry January​

I'd expect "depressing post-November" but um, okay...

Okay kiwis help, is that troon or not? Becuse I can't make a pun about giving a helping hand at this matter while having uncertainty.

Cooper also claims autoeroticism drives untold mental health benefits,
How's autofelatio drives anything but faggotry, again?

“It’s to focus on spending time with yourself and get to know your body,” the outspoken sexpert told Jam Press.
Why does this smells like potential child grooming...

If you’re not someone who masturbates every day
I'd like to fuck a woman's pussy instead of my hand, thanks.

Cooper’s kinky claims are backed up by research conducted by sexual wellness brand plusOne, which found that women diagnosed with depression or anxiety found psychological relief in regular masturbation.

Gee, wonder why... why not they try to lower their overhigh bar and get laid with generic man...

... Oh wait that's an article written for women... eh, nevermind. :story:
 
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I think people who have fapped before and would feel better fapping more probably already figured it out.

Also developing death grip syndrome now is a bad idea. The shops are already setting up with Valentine's Day merch.
 
You can cure hysteric women by masturbating them. Having sex is just gay so it is better to pet their cats.
 
"Let's drain the wizards of their power this january," nice try but you're not bringing down my arcane wards.
 
I think my favorite part of the article is the tug-of-war between the soy writer trying to refer to the subset of humans that have trouble with masturbation and orgasms as "people", followed immediately by quotes from the sexpert and the references to literature that specify "women".
 
Clinical sexologist just sounds like whore paid for by the government
Is the porn industry in trouble or something? Because there seems to be an uptick in articles demanding I fap and consoom porn on the regular.

Demanding that people whack off when they don't want to should be considered a form of sexual violence.
 
I wonder if this clinical “sexologist” has ever considered that the reason half of these fucks are so depressed to begin with is that they do nothing but sit in bed and masturbate day in and out? Seriously, if you’re so miserable - and during a specific time of year (?) - do something to better yourself. Pick up a hobby, go for a jog, do something other than forcing yourself to have a quick release only to return to your “miserable” state fifteen minutes later.
 
She wanted to be a sexologist since 15. She is now 30.
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Her website: https://nesscooper.co.uk/ (archive in progress)

Pricing for sex advice
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Her skills
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Is the porn industry in trouble or something? Because there seems to be an uptick in articles demanding I fap and consoom porn on the regular.

Demanding that people whack off when they don't want to should be considered a form of sexual violence.
Nah, it's standard in the UK, if you're not interested in being productive, just go into social sciences and write a bunch of bullshit you have no clue about in a random rag.
 
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