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It's not tabletop but it falls under the RPG umbrella. I spotted this article and while it carries some relevant points even if at its core it is just whining about how LARP isn't really that inclusive to new players it's last three paragraphs.

I find it amusing that in some circles there are those who remain locked in this high school level mindset that Rpgs are still a bunch of misfits and bullied nerds. There's plenty of them in their numbers but a fair amount of them are not so unhinged to still flashback to being called "geek" once and even more of them are not misfits because this is their hobby, not their life.

The writer's use of "segregation" and "trying to survive day to day" is just hyperbole of a massive level and I won't even bother with it.

I know I shouldn't even bother asking, but Its a tranny, right?
 
I know I shouldn't even bother asking, but Its a tranny, right?
Even the writer's avatar doesn't pass ffs.

Also, I'd have guessed the number one silent killer at LARPs is alcohol poisoning or herpes from my own first hand observations. Last time I looked at the LARP community I used to partake in it was full of danger hairs, wokescolds, and bisexual thieves with VD.
 
Honestly LARPs always fucking sucked from what I could tell so... nothing of value was lost IMO.
 
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It's not tabletop but it falls under the RPG umbrella. I spotted this article and while it carries some relevant points even if at its core it is just whining about how LARP isn't really that inclusive to new players it's last three paragraphs.

I find it amusing that in some circles there are those who remain locked in this high school level mindset that Rpgs are still a bunch of misfits and bullied nerds. There's plenty of them in their numbers but a fair amount of them are not so unhinged to still flashback to being called "geek" once and even more of them are not misfits because this is their hobby, not their life.

The writer's use of "segregation" and "trying to survive day to day" is just hyperbole of a massive level and I won't even bother with it.
Oh fuck right off, larpnews. LARP is full of trannies, deviants, faggots, and furries already. If you don't feel right at home that's YOUR problem because LARP orgs chugged the woke Kool Aid like it was the last keg in the campground.
 
I don't know which LARP is worse, the LARPs like NERO (why would you name your LARP after some crazy Roman emperor is beyond me) and its many groups that branched off of it due to all the drama surrounding it where they roleplay and tap each other lightly with weapons and throw beanbags or the ones like Dagorhir or Belegarth or what I like to call "Ugg hit with stick" where there is no roleplaying, you just dress up vaguely medievalish and hit each other really hard with foam weapons to the point of bruising?

I looked on the "Ugg hit with stick" LARPs and most of them are still very much dead post-pandemic while the NERO type LARPs like Alliance and Refuge are all trying to be all woke with Alliance having a "board of diversity" and some chapters of Refuge saying Dark Elves are racist and calling them "Shadow Elves" (both of them say that you must use dark grey paint as opposed to the blackface that was originally present in NERO).

I have noticed that some of them are slowly trying to make it as hard as possible for you to die permanently unless you do something stupid so people's feelings don't get hurt when their self-insert gets destroyed.
 
I know I shouldn't even bother asking, but Its a tranny, right?
No clue, I know they're some manner of disability because this article of theirs was the one I first spotted but the one I posted managed to irk me more directly.
LARP in essence, is a sport. Most LARP’s are boffer or have some element of fitness and dexterity to give someone an edge. Not just physical barriers exist however because LARP can unfortunately gatekeep based on diversity, identity and financial boundaries as well. For the sake of this article let’s explore physical barriers that can separate an individual and deter potential players.

Physical limitations are not an entirely new concept, nor was it ever new in the mediaeval era. If the argument is that a fantasy setting has people who are free from ailment, then there are some plot holes to point out. Dragons or beasts for example can consume someone whole and make you take a death. Spells alone are so powerful that they can cause a lot of dangerous things to happen in the wrong hands. It’s not out of left field to assume someone can lose a limb in combat, be paralyzed from an incident, or have physical limitations due to a curse. The player in question can write a tragic backstory or their character simply was born or developed the disability/limitation like humans today.

The problem isn’t how a character or player is limited, it’s that the accessibility simply isn’t there in the community. If someone is in a wheelchair at a campground, the accessibility is already hard with unpaved terrain. Then factor in the element of combat, stealth, and other disadvantages people might have with an accessibility device. Isolation towards people is already a problem in LARP. With a community and game that is very fitness driven and specialized, it’s very hard for someone to want to join. Why would people take the time to make a world that is easy to manoeuvre and exist in, for the few? It’s an argument people make when we improve accessibility in our society day to day.

Some players might not want to make that effort, but then we fail to realize something important. Disabilities aren’t the only physical limits players can bring to the table. Being overweight, pain issues, asthma and other physical hurdles are all common things people can struggle with at a LARP. Not being the quickest and most nimble, can make you at a horrible disadvantage during the game. It can get frustrating and exhausting to those who simply can’t keep up with constant combat for a whole weekend.

Some LARP’s do have safety and medical staff on hand, thankfully. Generally those staff keep players and NPC’s hydrated and take care of emergency injuries. Unfortunately, that is usually the only thing they take care of. LARP’s generally do not pay their staff, and medical staff are on a volunteer basis. When it comes to the staff’s training, it can range from none to basic first aid. After talking with an individual with a serious physical medical condition, I gathered a statement.

“When the medical staff didn’t check in during any physically demanding fights, it left me feeling worried. I don’t even recall anyone offering me water, but I assume it was because I was meant to ask. I was never told that I had to approach medical staff about an issue. When I wanted to go over a safety concern on my last day, the medical liaison was too busy playing for me to get the chance to talk to them.”

The unfortunate truth of it all is that because medical staff are usually players, they are generally playing. In the defense of the volunteer, they are not a paid professional and the staff to player ratio is large. With my interviewee’s retelling of their experience I learned there was only one staff for all the players and NPCs. Although there are many ways to change this issue, I will explore my idea and alternative in the next few paragraphs.

So, with physical play styles that involve fighting, dexterity, hiding, and other movements people may struggle with, where does that leave us? Although my suggestion might receive some scepticism from LARP communities, and it might just seem too much to the people who are set in their ways, I find a very easy solution to this puzzle.


Tabletop RPG games can tweak things to suit their audiences and don’t have to follow a general format of combat based adventure. LARP organizers also have this sandbox ability, maybe even more than their tabletop counterparts. They can try and make it more of an RP and world building based reward instead of who runs the fastest. Imagine a LARP that wasn’t solely focused on taking down the biggest beast this game? A LARP that had players running shops, trade, food stalls, or blacksmithing. A world where you can perform a show, paint, help build facilities, be a charlatan, or even organize guilds to go on missions you can’t or don’t want to do. Imagine getting EXP based on the experiences you make with other players instead of who hit the fastest and hardest. I am willing to bet that if LARP’s took on this community atmosphere and lowered their combat, that they would have much more players at their door. I also believe it would make fighting less of a chore and more of an in-depth experience for the players that braved the outside. From what I have learned from talking to many people in different paths of LARP, a lot of people that don’t have physical limits also wanted more RP and world building. This approach can help appease old players and make an inviting world for new ones.
Though I give them credit for lying about how xp works since the majority of larger LARPs give xp for attending the events, not for what you do at them. Claiming xp is based off how hard and fast you hit things is a lie for most of those since even if you turn up and remain blackout drunk in your tent for the duration you'll still get xp because you attended and paid (very much for the latter than the former).
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Oh fuck right off, larpnews. LARP is full of trannies, deviants, faggots, and furries already. If you don't feel right at home that's YOUR problem because LARP orgs chugged the woke Kool Aid like it was the last keg in the campground.
They really did. But the disability groups are not going to get the same wins they did in tabletop because it requires full scale real world alteration to make things more accessible for them. And most organised LARP events will not attempt to destroy their business model to cater to a small number who don't attend anyway.
 
Yeah, that is the thing about accessibility is that LARP takes place in real life and uses real world physics so like it or not, if you are in a wheelchair or anything like that, you can't really do combat roles. What LARPs like NERO and its off shoots do is they usually have these people play as "Pages" where you are in a non-combatant role and can't participate in combat and nobody can participate in combat with you and mostly sit at the "tavern" doing god knows what while everyone else able-bodied goes on adventures.

I do recall there being a big controversy when a few Alliance chapters banned service dogs due to issues with their insurance policy as even if the service dog is trained, things can get pretty unpredictable in LARP. The people who complained the most were munchies with their "emotional support animals" (read: not real trained service dogs) or SJWs complaining about the disabled people on their behalf. Most of the actual disabled people with those dogs just accepted that it wasn't for them and understood that it was risky for their beloved companions and simply picked other geeky hobbies that worked for them and their dogs like ttrpgs, gaming, cosplay, theatre, etc.

Yeah, that is the thing, LARPs have insurance companies to deal with and if your disability makes you a danger to yourself/others when playing, you can't play. A big reason why LARPs like NERO banned religious themes in their games was actually because of the Satanic Panic back in the 80s with ttrpgs and many of the places they held events were Christian summer camps and in order to be allowed to use their camp, they had to get rid of the religion. Now with all the woke shit, I don't even know what kind of conflicts in LARP plots they can do anymore because everything seems to be a trigger to someone.

Edit: I noticed that someone mentioned alcohol and herpes. There is a funny story about that in Dagorhir. See, there is (well was since who knows when they can have it again) huge national event called Ragnarok where it is a week long event where you did a lot of fighting and drinking. Naturally, there would be a lot of sex going on and there were a few years where there were breakouts of STDs that got to the point where the Ragnarok council had to form a group "condom fairies" to pass out condoms to the campsites hopefully stop it with varying degrees of success.
 
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Yeah, that is the thing about accessibility is that LARP takes place in real life and uses real world physics so like it or not, if you are in a wheelchair or anything like that, you can't really do combat roles. What LARPs like NERO and its off shoots do is they usually have these people play as "Pages" where you are in a non-combatant role and can't participate in combat and nobody can participate in combat with you and mostly sit at the "tavern" doing god knows what while everyone else able-bodied goes on adventures.

I do recall there being a big controversy when a few Alliance chapters banned service dogs due to issues with their insurance policy as even if the service dog is trained, things can get pretty unpredictable in LARP. The people who complained the most were munchies with their "emotional support animals" (read: not real trained service dogs) or SJWs complaining about the disabled people on their behalf. Most of the actual disabled people with those dogs just accepted that it wasn't for them and understood that it was risky for their beloved companions and simply picked other geeky hobbies that worked for them and their dogs like ttrpgs, gaming, cosplay, theatre, etc.

Yeah, that is the thing, LARPs have insurance companies to deal with and if your disability makes you a danger to yourself/others when playing, you can't play. A big reason why LARPs like NERO banned religious themes in their games was actually because of the Satanic Panic back in the 80s with ttrpgs and many of the places they held events were Christian summer camps and in order to be allowed to use their camp, they had to get rid of the religion. Now with all the woke shit, I don't even know what kind of conflicts in LARP plots they can do anymore because everything seems to be a trigger to someone.

Edit: I noticed that someone mentioned alcohol and herpes. There is a funny story about that in Dagorhir. See, there is (well was since who knows when they can have it again) huge national event called Ragnarok where it is a week long event where you did a lot of fighting and drinking. Naturally, there would be a lot of sex going on and there were a few years where there were breakouts of STDs that got to the point where the Ragnarok council had to form a group "condom fairies" to pass out condoms to the campsites hopefully stop it with varying degrees of success.
Honestly the fact that disability does preclude access to most LARPs is a reason I could not get as riled up about the other article. While clearly being written for her own benefit some of the points were fair, unfortunately the answer is "LARPs do not have the necessary infinite money to help make their play environment viable for every single disability in the world or even the majority of them. Sorry about that."

A lot of older LARP players are in similar situations, I've been to a few larger events with people near pension age attending. Most of them sensibly accept they are not going to be fighting with people who are young enough to sprint in plate replica so find non-combat shit to do. I've kept company with one doing some child minding at one of the LARPs where children are allowed sheets with the understanding that the rules mean they are invulnerable but also can't kill anyone until they're old enough to also take damage. No clue if they're still doing that these days and frankly my memories of that combined with time on Kiwi Farms has painted those recollections as much less safe than I recall back in the day. While there always tended to be both staff and sensible adults around the children I could easily see something horrible happening one of these days and I suspect only one scandal is all it would (rightly) take to kill even the older LARPs.
 
Yeah, that is the thing about accessibility is that LARP takes place in real life and uses real world physics so like it or not, if you are in a wheelchair or anything like that, you can't really do combat roles. What LARPs like NERO and its off shoots do is they usually have these people play as "Pages" where you are in a non-combatant role and can't participate in combat and nobody can participate in combat with you and mostly sit at the "tavern" doing god knows what while everyone else able-bodied goes on adventures.
Pretty much. Notice I didn't mention cripples in my above rant. Most people accept the limitations or make bank making things the able-bodied autists pay out the ass for. I can't imagine being disabled at a LARP even is much fun, despite the fact every movie that involves it has one token wheelchair dude who you see in group shots and rolling around in the background. They can't even be refs (or reeves or whatever the system calls them), because4 if the ground is too uneven people with mobility issues won't be effective at it.
I do recall there being a big controversy when a few Alliance chapters banned service dogs due to issues with their insurance policy as even if the service dog is trained, things can get pretty unpredictable in LARP. The people who complained the most were munchies with their "emotional support animals" (read: not real trained service dogs) or SJWs complaining about the disabled people on their behalf. Most of the actual disabled people with those dogs just accepted that it wasn't for them and understood that it was risky for their beloved companions and simply picked other geeky hobbies that worked for them and their dogs like ttrpgs, gaming, cosplay, theatre, etc.
Of course it was. Emotional support animals are a plague on this nation and I vote everyone with one be given a free physical disability with every purchase.
Yeah, that is the thing, LARPs have insurance companies to deal with and if your disability makes you a danger to yourself/others when playing, you can't play. A big reason why LARPs like NERO banned religious themes in their games was actually because of the Satanic Panic back in the 80s with ttrpgs and many of the places they held events were Christian summer camps and in order to be allowed to use their camp, they had to get rid of the religion. Now with all the woke shit, I don't even know what kind of conflicts in LARP plots they can do anymore because everything seems to be a trigger to someone.
I mean, "evil overlord" plots are about all they have now. Can't have the elves or orcs or whatever invade because that's culturally insensitive, can't do GoT style power plays because it leaves out people who are too stupid to think (see: LARPers), can't have any plot with shades of grey in it or betrayal plots because no one wants to be the villain and automatically lose anymore...you'd think in LARP worlds there's a massive college for necromancy in the center of the multiverse who's only mission is to supply LARP autists with villains to defeat.
Edit: I noticed that someone mentioned alcohol and herpes. There is a funny story about that in Dagorhir. See, there is (well was since who knows when they can have it again) huge national event called Ragnarok where it is a week long event where you did a lot of fighting and drinking. Naturally, there would be a lot of sex going on and there were a few years where there were breakouts of STDs that got to the point where the Ragnarok council had to form a group "condom fairies" to pass out condoms to the campsites hopefully stop it with varying degrees of success.
Doesn't surprise me. Dag guys are basically the jocks of the LARP community (lowest bar ever, I know) and all I ever heard from them when they weren't screaming "RED, RED, RED" while beating me like a red-headed stepchild was how much booze and pussy they got at their events. Nice guys, actually, just total coomers.
 
Doesn't surprise me. Dag guys are basically the jocks of the LARP community (lowest bar ever, I know) and all I ever heard from them when they weren't screaming "RED, RED, RED" while beating me like a red-headed stepchild was how much booze and pussy they got at their events. Nice guys, actually, just total coomers.
I'm honestly surprised a lot of them can even get pussy at the events considering the male-female ratio is so skewed there compared to most other LARPs, unless there is a lot of gay shit going on that I don't know about, I wouldn't be surprised considering how much those spergs try to be as manly as possible and flex about it all the time.

you'd think in LARP worlds there's a massive college for necromancy in the center of the multiverse who's only mission is to supply LARP autists with villains to defeat.
That's kind of funny because in NERO and its many off-shoots, necromancy magic is evil and illegal in-game and your character can get executed if you get caught in-character using it.

A lot of older LARP players are in similar situations, I've been to a few larger events with people near pension age attending. Most of them sensibly accept they are not going to be fighting with people who are young enough to sprint in plate replica so find non-combat shit to do. I've kept company with one doing some child minding at one of the LARPs where children are allowed sheets with the understanding that the rules mean they are invulnerable but also can't kill anyone until they're old enough to also take damage. No clue if they're still doing that these days and frankly my memories of that combined with time on Kiwi Farms has painted those recollections as much less safe than I recall back in the day. While there always tended to be both staff and sensible adults around the children I could easily see something horrible happening one of these days and I suspect only one scandal is all it would (rightly) take to kill even the older LARPs.

Interesting you mention that because a lot of LARP chapters don't even allow kids because, again, insurance policies which dictate a lot of the rules and what can and can't be done. Like, in a lot of LARPs, you can't even have real archery, even with padded arrows and low draw weight bows and instead have to pretend to use a bow by holding a replica in one hand and throw a bean bag in the other. It's stupid.

But yeah, aging players I'd imagine would be a big problem in something physical like LARP because to give you an idea, Dagorhir, the oldest major LARP in the United States was originally started in the late 70s by some guy because he wanted to recreate the battles in his Lord of the Rings books so he literally made swords and weapons out of couch foam, gathered his friends and it eventually made the local news and it started spreading throughout the area. NERO eventually followed short after when some people decided they wanted a LARP more like their D&D games and with magic (which Dagorhir didn't and still doesn't have), but in real life.

That means that there are some people that have been playing that are approaching their 50s and 60s now.
 
I'm honestly surprised a lot of them can even get pussy at the events considering the male-female ratio is so skewed there compared to most other LARPs, unless there is a lot of gay shit going on that I don't know about, I wouldn't be surprised considering how much those spergs try to be as manly as possible and flex about it all the time.
Unless they passed around what few girls there were like a blunt...I don't know, I didn't do Dag, I did another system. We played year round so during Dag's off season they'd come by to swing foam and beat the fuck out of us soft-touchers. We had quite a few women who did crafting and stuff so I didn't think the bragging that weird. We did get archery, though. I even still have my PVC bow and foam head arrows.
 
Interesting you mention that because a lot of LARP chapters don't even allow kids because, again, insurance policies which dictate a lot of the rules and what can and can't be done. Like, in a lot of LARPs, you can't even have real archery, even with padded arrows and low draw weight bows and instead have to pretend to use a bow by holding a replica in one hand and throw a bean bag in the other. It's stupid.

But yeah, aging players I'd imagine would be a big problem in something physical like LARP because to give you an idea, Dagorhir, the oldest major LARP in the United States was originally started in the late 70s by some guy because he wanted to recreate the battles in his Lord of the Rings books so he literally made swords and weapons out of couch foam, gathered his friends and it eventually made the local news and it started spreading throughout the area. NERO eventually followed short after when some people decided they wanted a LARP more like their D&D games and with magic (which Dagorhir didn't and still doesn't have), but in real life.

That means that there are some people that have been playing that are approaching their 50s and 60s now.
I'm speaking for a UK one there and I reckon it's a good 10 years and more since I was at that particular group's events. Bows are a swine in most systems since between safety issues and arrows getting broken and being expensive (and even more of a hazard when in shards) I can understand the use of beanbags. I've largely been in ones where it's been boffers and spells auto hit so you have to listen for effects shouted at you, occasionally with "oy, you in the stupid hat" added for people who didn;t hear.

How long the one I went to has been going in real world terms I'm not sure but at the time I was attending there were plenty there in their mid thirties many of whom I am fairly sure still attend. For some of those in attendance it's a social thing, closer to a camping festival weekend than anything else, so the physical side does not matter so much but for others it was an aspect. I know I can't outrun a mob of boffer armed 20 somethings anymore without the aid of a wall I can clear.

As regards children I do think the insurance side of things was dodgy for them with that but since as mentioned it had a hefty social aspect and some of those attending were there as a family their presence was expected. It's entirely possible some of those involved in the running of it were amongst those with family and the extra cost for children outweighed the loss of people who'd not be able to get childcare. Or they are not covered and one day will regret it. I know many don't allow them but this one did and from everything I saw they were fairly well looked after. But with the Farms confirming that perverts lurk around every corner they probably should not have been there. Much like a lot of music festivals.
 
Unless they passed around what few girls there were like a blunt...I don't know, I didn't do Dag, I did another system. We played year round so during Dag's off season they'd come by to swing foam and beat the fuck out of us soft-touchers. We had quite a few women who did crafting and stuff so I didn't think the bragging that weird. We did get archery, though. I even still have my PVC bow and foam head arrows.
That is probably what happened, I didn't realize it, but apparently Dagorhir didn't have an official anti-harrassment policy until 2017 and even let someone who was a registered sex offender play for 2-3 years until they finally banned him even though everyone knew about it and kept begging him to be banned.

I found this article when trying to remember some LARP drama I remember hearing about over the years. I am not going to powerlevel too much, but I will say I am familiar with how Dag was back in the early 2010s and there is a lot of truth to these stories and from what I have witnessed, I am not surprised. Especially since a man who has no problems hitting a woman at full force probably doesn't respect women much and is a domestic violence case waiting to happen.


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That is probably what happened, I didn't realize it, but apparently Dagorhir didn't have an official anti-harrassment policy until 2017 and even let someone who was a registered sex offender play for 2-3 years until they finally banned him even though everyone knew about it and kept begging him to be banned.

I found this article when trying to remember some LARP drama I remember hearing about over the years. I am not going to powerlevel too much, but I will say I am familiar with how Dag was back in the early 2010s and there is a lot of truth to these stories and from what I have witnessed, I am not surprised. Especially since a man who has no problems hitting a woman at full force probably doesn't respect women much and is a domestic violence case waiting to happen.


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This part made me laugh:
David “Graymael” Vierling, president of the Dagorhir Battle Games Association since August 2017, confirmed to HuffPost that there was previously no system in place to outright ban offenders of sexual harassment or assault. But now that he’s president, he’s working on fixes.
He was presiding over everything back in 2000 when the The Big Split occurred and Belegarth formed because the core DC area nerds were afraid of people from other parts of the country might have different opinions and they locked their forums down like North Korea and would ban you for trying to communicate with each other via IM programs.
 
He was presiding over everything back in 2000 when the The Big Split occurred and Belegarth formed because the core DC area nerds were afraid of people from other parts of the country might have different opinions and they locked their forums down like North Korea and would ban you for trying to communicate with each other via IM programs.
Yeah, similar things have happened on NEROs side since NERO was very northeast-centric heck, the name stood for NorthEastern Roleplaying Organization, there was then stuff like the chapters in the South splitting to form SOLAR which is more Southeast centric then the big split where some NERO chapters formed their own organization called Alliance which happened around the time of the Dag and Belegarth split. Now, with the Alliance Second Edition rules that a lot of the chapters don't agree with, others split off to form stuff like Refuge and Convergence with their own rules because they didn't agree on the fixes for Second Edition, which the whole reason behind Second Edition is to distance themselves further from their NERO origins.

I did notice a lot of people in the Dagorhir community getting really mad if anyone mentioned other LARPs and banning any discussion of them and would shun you if you openly cross-gamed, seemed kind of cultish. It seems a lot of that mentality has gone away just by glancing at the subreddit though.
 
Also, I'd have guessed the number one silent killer at LARPs is alcohol poisoning or herpes from my own first hand observations. Last time I looked at the LARP community I used to partake in it was full of danger hairs, wokescolds, and bisexual thieves with VD.
I participated in a WoD LARP for approximately one session and never again.

Mostly it just seems like an obtuse way for awkward people to smash.
 
Yeah, similar things have happened on NEROs side since NERO was very northeast-centric heck, the name stood for NorthEastern Roleplaying Organization, there was then stuff like the chapters in the South splitting to form SOLAR which is more Southeast centric then the big split where some NERO chapters formed their own organization called Alliance which happened around the time of the Dag and Belegarth split. Now, with the Alliance Second Edition rules that a lot of the chapters don't agree with, others split off to form stuff like Refuge and Convergence with their own rules because they didn't agree on the fixes for Second Edition, which the whole reason behind Second Edition is to distance themselves further from their NERO origins.

I did notice a lot of people in the Dagorhir community getting really mad if anyone mentioned other LARPs and banning any discussion of them and would shun you if you openly cross-gamed, seemed kind of cultish. It seems a lot of that mentality has gone away just by glancing at the subreddit though.
The DBGA would file suits against anyone that used their name on their website. If KF existed during the height of this nonsense, they'd have had their own thread.
 
Unless they passed around what few girls there were like a blunt...I don't know, I didn't do Dag, I did another system. We played year round so during Dag's off season they'd come by to swing foam and beat the fuck out of us soft-touchers. We had quite a few women who did crafting and stuff so I didn't think the bragging that weird. We did get archery, though. I even still have my PVC bow and foam head arrows.

From my tangential experience with LARPS who, I don't know what they were playing but the descriptions sound like Dag. I came with them to a soft-recruiting event (and I think celebrating some sort of championship?)
I will believe every story about them pulling as much pussy as they claim to have pulled, and drinking like they claim. Very few women went out on to the field, but there were lots of RenFaire wenches looking for an excuse to wear their bodice more than once year.
The women, of course, get to give live their Daniel Steele fanasies of getting objectified, groped, and pounded semi-publically by the Alphas of their group, and experience zero consequences (asside from aforementioned STDs) because 'oh that was just my character'.

What it behooves everyone to remember here is one word: Quality.
Sure the guys were up to the hems of their cargo shorts & Utilikilts in pussy, but the life support system for that pussy... I guess what I'm saying is that if you are THAT desperate to get laid, take your entrance fee down to the local watering hole and ask every woman who doesn't have a visible boyfriend "Want to get out of here?" and you'll end up getting laid by a woman with the same or better level of attractiveness as you would at the LARP with the bonus of not needing to clean mud off everything you own.


I thankfully got inoculated against LARP early; when I was in 5th grade, our teacher knew the guys from the Medieval Recreation chapter when we covered Medieval history in class. Like hard-core niggas stomping around in real full plate Full chain (lol nigga you didn't foot soldier in plate) and doing jousts & duels in full plate, including demonstrations for us. They had two guys in full plate wail on each other for a bit, one of the guys jousted a stationary target including having all the other guys help into the saddle, and did a bunch of other medieval shit. And they let us hold (or try to hold more like it) some of the armor and weapons so we could feel what real metal & wood weapons felt like. It blew our little 10 year old minds and really gave you a solid appreciation for how hardcore these guys were about this stuff.
So when guys in highschool/college were talking about LARP and described Foam weapons and plastic armor, I looked at them like the faggots they were.
 
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Many eons ago, when I was in college, there was a small resident student organization I would attend called something like 'The Roleplaying Club'. It was essentially a place with a few open DnD groups where people could go and join a pick up game. It was a great way for people looking for something to do to sit down and play a game where the people were friendly and would teach the rules and have a good time. Most of the games had some sort of default setting where people would go and dungeon crawl, maybe some light role play stuff, some sort of overarching story but nothing huge. Just play the game and have fun, ya know?

I've posted about my wonderful experience in this group before, both in the friends that I have made and the random weirdos that would sit down and be entertaining speds at those games. I treasure many of those memories, most of them in fact. However, I say most of them for one reason.

That reason is the god damn LARP fuckers.

Where even some unwashed bastard would just show up to sit down and roll dice, LARP fuckers would show up and start bothering the everliving fuck out of everyone. Didn't matter if you were in the middle of something, some dick with a 3 wolf moon shirt and plastic dog ears would come over, wiggling sausage fingers like they were invisible and steal a pencil or some shit, making the DM stop and tell the asshole to knock it off. All of them were fat disgusting motherfuckers too, wear capes and shit.

They were also constantly trying to establish control. Demanding increased dues so more snacks and specifically money for LARP only events that didn't include 90% of the group. This was to the point where they would ask some freshman sitting down for 20 dollars to the fund, despite being some random retard. The opening meeting at each group was supposed to be a 10 minute talk about things like what games could be played or if people wanted to pitch in for pizza. These would last an hour because one of them had an elaborate monologue about why their stupid shit needed to be allowed. This was the kind of blather where a fat woman and a sperg would discuss the nuances of their ridiculous requests for a god damn hour. This was rarely stopped because as a rule, people that play tabletop stuff tend to be reserved and kind of polite. If I could only step in my shoes back then just once...

What was worse was they would walk around campus in cracked grease paint and costumes bursting at the seems with gunt and ass screaming about shit. Acting out their gay bullshit in the middle of campus and saying they were members of this innocent little table top club like it was some sort of secret society. They were smug about it too, so god damn smug, like they were some grand organization. The only people who want into that sort or thing are faggots like them. Insidious really. After a while even the slightest association to them was shameful.

Eventually they were given enough cold blank stares and requests to knock their shit off by even the nicest of regulars that they disbanded and formed their own group. It was something like the Ministry of Midnight or gay like that. This was placed on a student union request and when it was they made a direct comparison and condemnation of this nice tabletop group the people before us had built. They failed of course.

In conclusion, weird loudmouth attention whores who act like assholes and dress just the same cannot possibly take the LARP over, because that is who they have been for a very long time.

Fuck the LARP. Gimme my top hats.
 
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