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Sorry, But If You Don't Like These 17 Posts, You're Probably Not A Feminist​

Witches, unite!

1. This witch that took "show some skin" to a whole other level:​

2. This witch who really said astrology > religion:​

3. This honorary dad witch who believed in magic:​

4. This witch who said what we're all thinking about you know who:​

5. These witches who are all perfect models of feminism:​

6. This witch who told her teacher to STFU in the best way possible:​

7. This Disney character who's actually an iconic witch:​

8. These witches who celebrated safe, free, and legal abortion in their country:​

9. This witch who exercised her bodily autonomy with pride:​

10. This witch who made one stupid man very uncomfortable:​

11. This witch who spat facts:​

12. This witch (Carrie Fisher) who had no patience for mansplaining:​

13. And this witch (Lily Tomlin) who advised her fellow witches to never smile for a man:​

14. This witch who schooled a total dumbass:​

15. This stone-cold witch who held a man's head like a trophy:​

16. These witches who noted that you can appreciate herbal medicine AND be pro-vax:​

17. And finally, this witch who proved that witchiness is not exclusive to women:​

 

[Pissmaster]

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. no
6. had potential but it was wasted, so no
7. no
8. no
9. no
10. fake and gay
11. no
12. no
13. no
14. fake and gay
15. no
16. no
17. i thought male witches were called warlocks

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

What the fuck is with the deluge of witch related articles. We can only hope and pray this leads to a renewed acceptance of witch burning, and support for the career of witch hunter.

 

[Jack Awful]

So are we still believing in science, or what?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Also feminists: REEEEEEEEE WOMEN CAN'T CHOOSE TO COOK FOR MEN THAT'S OPPRESSION/INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY

He's right, though. Wish more witches would disappear into the woods so we would stop hearing from them.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So this chick just trolled through r/WitchesVsPatriarchy and pasted everything she liked into her article describing it as something involving a "witch" and this constitutes a journalism? Is this really how BuzzFeed editors want to live their lives?

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Women get really defensive about believing in the healing power of rocks.

 

[Pee Cola]

*takes fedora off and hangs head in shame*

 

[XANA]

Third and Fourth wave feminism were great mistakes. Hopefully future generations will learn to be egalitarian instead.

 

[Linako 2.0]

What the fuck is with the deluge of witch related articles. We can only hope and pray this leads to a renewed acceptance of witch burning, and support for the career of witch hunter.

We're reaching end-level harry potterism where the fans are in their mid 20's-late 30's and are coping harder and harder as they hit the wall.

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Have fun burning in the Lake of Fire for all eternity.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

We're reaching end-level harry potterism where the fans are in their mid 20's-late 30's and are coping harder and harder as they hit the wall.

Can we just get to the part where they kill themselves and shut up already?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

If this is feminism, time for the flamethrowers, and I am a woman.

 

[NJBear]

I've got news for these Bitc...Witches, Mother Nature does not hate men.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Oh, thank goodness, I didn't like any of these posts.

In fact, in true A&N fashion, I don't even know what 16 of them are!

Feminism was a great mistake.

Fixed that for you.

Second wave feminism was sexual Marxism. First wave feminism was only the beginning of a certain subset of white women asking for privilege without related responsibility while trampling over the culture concerns of other subsets of women in the process.

All waves of feminism exist in a continuum, meaning that second wave feminism is the natural result of first wave feminism (and there was nothing within first wave feminism that would have preempted Marxist influence), third wave feminism was the natural result of second wave feminism, etc.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

magic is not real, find another hobby and grow up.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Can we just get to the part where they kill themselves and shut up already?

Once the Moon aligns with Venus on the 8th of octember can they do the ritual suicide at the same time all the boomers die out so we can reap the harvest of the house bubble

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I'd love to see these wine sipping cat-ladies run off into the woods.

Teenage boys exploring the woods would think it's totally cool to find a human skull in the woods.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Just literally what? Wotan was considered feminine because he would occasionally use magic to bend things the way he wanted. It was not a positive on him, it was actually considered unmanly and underhanded. He also warned men about women in the Hávamál.

— Hávamál 84
No man should trust
the words of a girl,
nor anything a woman says
Women’s hearts are molded
on a wobbly wheel.
Deception lurks in their words.

In fairness, most of the advice was warning men about other men, but he also knew men had a weakness in their dicks and women use psychological not physical warfare. It is what we are good at and we easily break other women with it.