PROJECT MAYHEM HAS BEGUN
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This is Mayhem — and this is your first Homework Assignment: Toothpicks. Cheap, small, harmless — effective: Clog the enemies up with toothpicks. Your local baby killing clinic. Your local clot shot dispensary. Your local stores and businesses that proudly deny goods and services to the...
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Here I talk about whatever’s on my mind. Unvaxed—and if that makes you angry and makes you hope that I die soon, I want you to know that I have no such wish for you.
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This is Mayhem — and this is your first Homework Assignment:
Toothpicks.
Cheap, small, harmless — effective: Clog the enemies up with toothpicks.
Your local baby killing clinic.
Your local clot shot dispensary.
Your local stores and businesses that proudly deny goods and services to the unvaxed.
Your local Fed office buildings in town, lording it over you like the fat entitled bureaucrats of an invading foreign empire.
Your local corrupt courthouses in town, where “justice” is given to the affluent and the well-connected.
Your local pig station, aka cop house (unless you know for a fact that they’re /ourguys).
The local bookstore or headshop you know is an Antifa gathering spot.
Your college admin buildings (especially the Financial Aid offices, aka the Debt Slave House).
Any and every building or room or space used for the bigotry and socially acceptable racism of Diversity Inclusion Equity programs.
Any buildings, any structures that you know the enemies depend on.
Those are your targets.
You are not Jason Bourne — so don’t set your sights on Fort Knox or other impossible buildings. Be more modest — more realistic. And remember — it’s quantity, not quality.
If you’re not sure — do ‘em anyway. Better safe than sorry!
Don’t worry if you can’t clog every lock — but clog the ones you know will be noticed right away. Clog the ones that will cause the maximum disruption.
Because that’s the goal — maximum disruption.
NEVER a private home (unless it’s a politician’s property). NEVER an old folks home. NEVER a hospital, a fire station, a kid’s school. We’re men, not Leftists — we don’t mess with innocents.
Any structures used by the enemies? Make that bitch squeal.
You’ll be scared, the first time you do it — every virgin gets scared the first time sticking pussy.
So do it to a building or structure that no one is watching or even thinking about.
Do it fast — but don’t be sloppy.
Practice at your home doing it while filming at least 3 times. Because practice makes perfect. Practice at home until you feel smooth and in control.
Then go out there and nut in those locks.
As soon as you’ve done your first — go do your next. Don’t rest on your laurels, don’t jerk off admiring your handiwork. First — next — another — and then another. Get so good it’s as casual as breathing.
Video — or it didn’t happen. And make sure to film signage of the building you clogged up.
The grading curve is:
Outstanding: +12 buildings clogged
Excellent: +9
Good: +6
Pass: +3
FAIL: <3
Because 3 is the magic number.
You have one week to complete your Homework Assignment.
Don’t fail. Don’t fuck it up.
SPREAD THIS HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT FAR AND WIDE.
Because the more — the merrier!
Because
#WeAreBugs
editor's note: I'm not sure how well-thought-out this plan is