🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Dusk]

Lou makes a new beg post, saying that they've sold LITERALLY EVERYTHING in order to ensure their dear nephew will have a christmas, and only needs $25 for airpods so he can check notifications easier.
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Oh hey look at that Lou has a new ref sheet from The Gneech, I wonder how that happened.

for real though I think Gneech extremely phoned it in on this one.
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Lou is also apparently promoting this podcast, calling the hosts of it their "friends"
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Lou continues to talk about being pro-choice because of gender slavery and religion, admitting that his opinion doesn't matter as much as he's incapable of giving birth due to not being born with a uterus, but making sure to mention trans issues anyway so he still feels included.
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Lou continues to try and not let people enjoy things in the form of inserting himself into tweets about Zack Snyder's movies, something he obviously does for attention since he has an immense dislike of him.
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Eww, what the fuck is going on with those tiny, pale nipples??? Yikes. Usual shit-tier work from the Gneech.

Also, you know who was blind? John fucking Milton. Also Homer. James Joyce had an eye disease, as did Emily Dickinson. You could see back when you were shitting out all of those fapfics we've read, so don't try an pin this turd on the beetus.

 

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Lou has apparently purchased the airpods that he has admitted is only for notifications. Have your legs and hands gotten so numb that you can't feel a phone buzzing?
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Lou also continues to misunderstand how the United States political system works, as well as continue to argue with pro-life people, comparing them to the Taliban and stating that religion needs to be outright outlawed. I wonder how long before Lou starts saying that religious people need to be put in camps or shot or something, he seems to have no problem using religion for his own personal gain if he wants money or pity points.
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"Nice appeal to emotion" ~Man who uses younger nephew to scam his way into Apple products

 

[Iron Hamster]

"This train don't make no stops."

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You just allegedly sold a laptop fucko.

what the fuck Lou wasn't the Louman Shield the main one getting gifts this year

Allegedly. Didn't take long to expose himself (figuratively). kid luckily has his grandmother to take care of him.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Lou seems to have forgotten that he has a whole entire spare eye to see with, which is more than Suedeer has.

but Lou has RETINOPATHY, that's obviously much more disabling than literally losing one of your eyes and having Lou asking someone to poke at the eye socket, and then simp for your friends while Lou pretends that he NEVER said to poke at the eye socket expecting everyone to believe him.

At least we'll eventually have an arc where Lou pokes his own empty eye socket. I hope Suedeer enjoys the schadenfreude when that happens.

 

[Spoonomancer]

At least we'll eventually have an arc where Lou pokes his own empty eye socket. I hope Suedeer enjoys the schadenfreude when that happens.

Speaking of Suedeer, I wonder how she's faring the news of Lou getting self-inflicted beetus blindness after the whole "poke Suedeer's eye socket" incident.

I also do wonder what the cause of Lou posting that was, since she's a part of Boozy's little sphere and we all know that Boozy was Lou's personal DoopieDoOver at the time.

 

[Damien Thorne]

At least we'll eventually have an arc where Lou pokes his own empty eye socket. I hope Suedeer enjoys the schadenfreude when that happens.

It would be ironic if Lou goes to prison for his extensive history of financial fraud and ends up getting fucked in his empty eye socket by Bubba.

 

[Solid Snek]

"Nice appeal to emotion" ~Man who uses younger nephew to scam his way into Apple products

I know I'm saying this every week or so, but that's not even a correctly identified fallacy - if anything, it's an appeal to humanity, and in that particular context (abortion, the ethics of which hinge heavily on when and why a developing life "becomes human") it's a valid, though not necessarily persuasive, argument.

Lou pulls this shit all the time. Is it a holdover from the days of Fedoramen? I know he's got a euphoric atheist streak to him, and in my experience, declaring fallacies (with or without cause) is something that was popularized by the Fedora community, back in the olden days when people debated one another and the internet was still a marketplace of ideas, rather than caged gardens of bots and block lists.

He could get into "podfics," i.e. fanfiction recorded in audiobook format. Some fandoms have more than others, but they're out there.

Usually not read by the author; those who can't even write fanfic can read it.

Oh, Jesus. Are there any Rarity-centric fanfics Lou would listen to? I can't think of any famous fanfics involving her.

Maybe Lou could spend his nephew's Christmas money whatever is left over after Lou buys his medically-necessary Windows laptop to commission a fanfic?

"Rarity Eats Spaghetti - Chapter One, Rarity Boils Water and Gets the Meatballs Ready"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe Lou could spend his nephew's Christmas money whatever is left over after Lou buys his medically-necessary Windows laptop to commission a fanfic?

"Rarity Eats Spaghetti - Chapter One, Rarity Boils Water and Gets the Meatballs Ready"

If you've got your heart set on going blind, it'd be more fiscally responsible to commission terrible written fiction than to commission terrible visual art.

I mean, I'm not a professional financial advisor or anything.

IIRC it's much, much cheaper to buy fanfic than fanart--assuming Lou's level of taste is similar in both.

 

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If you've got your heart set on going blind, it'd be more fiscally responsible to commission terrible written fiction than to commission terrible visual art.

I mean, I'm not a professional financial advisor or anything.

IIRC it's much, much cheaper to buy fanfic than fanart--assuming Lou's level of taste is similar in both.

Hmmm... OK, I checked the site. There's a clop podfic about Rarity and Spike the Dragon ("she loves him like a brother and a sister ") - that's pony porn, for the uninitiated. And there's a podfic narrated by Dr Who about Fluttershy getting hit by a car and dying, and you being sad about it, because you're Fluttershy's highschool boyfriend.

I know Lou likes Dr Who, but it's the David Tennant version, so English + male.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hmmm... OK, I checked the site. There's a clop podfic about Rarity and Spike the Dragon ("she loves him like a brother and a sister ") - that's pony porn, for the uninitiated. And there's a podfic narrated by Dr Who about Fluttershy getting hit by a car and dying, and you being sad about it, because you're Fluttershy's highschool boyfriend.

I know Lou likes Dr Who, but it's the David Tennant version, so English + male.

I looked on Ao3 because it has a good search engine. However, it turns out there are a lot of My Little Pony podfics on YouTube as well. Some joke or horror, but pages and pages of very serious pony fanfiction read out loud by people who are very serious about pony fan fiction.

Sadly I do not own AirPods so I am, obviously, not able to listen to these masterpieces.

 

[Solid Snek]

I looked on Ao3 because it has a good search engine. However, it turns out there are a lot of My Little Pony podfics on YouTube as well. Some joke or horror, but pages and pages of very serious pony fanfiction read out loud by people who are very serious about pony fan fiction.

Sadly I do not own AirPods so I am, obviously, not able to listen to these masterpieces.

Oh yeah, there's a shitton of MLP fics on YT; they usually call them "dramatic readings" or somesuch, and there's an entire subcommunity (with celebrity bronies making a career of it) dedicated just to that. It's almost always creepypastas and grimdark fics, but that's the majority of MLP fanfics anyway. And Chrischan himself used to stalk several members of that community, irrc.

Since it's a career, many of them will take VA work from anyone willing to pay their hourly. And since it's all audio, Lou wouldn't have to worry about his looming blindness. Dunno how much a Lost Narrator or Lightning Bliss would charge to read Lou stories about ponies, Wonder Woman, and college football, but money is no obstacle for Lou.

 

[Iron Hamster]

My burning question is why does he allegedly need audio books when it's pretty obvious he doesn't read.

 

[nanny911]

Maybe Lou and his like-minded Twitter users should move to North Korea: abortion is legal but religion isn't, there's no bourgeois, all your bare necessities are provided, the food sucks and appeals to the tastes of 6-year-olds, the police are basically defunded, apparently if you give them cigarettes and beer they'll leave you alone, America is hated and decried as racist, it's a SJW utopia!!

There isn't any internet though, and if I had to guess, you probably are forced to work. Don't worry though, the companies are state-owned so at least you aren't lorded over by capitalist fatcats.

 

[MetalParakeet]

So I'm predicting the next saga will be "my airpods aren't good with my windows computer, need a mac"

 

[supermadtranny]

So I'm predicting the next saga will be "my airpods aren't good with my windows computer, need a mac"

*Several Macs, one for each corner of his filthy room in order to reduce the amount of waddling required.

 

[anliteralidiot]

How long until the "I need these expensive, wired headphones yinz guiz. I can't see my airpods anymore because of muh eye." saga?

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou has apparently bought a present for everybody in the house except for him, despite the fact that he said was able to buy himself airpods literal days ago.

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Lou sees a news article about a sheriff trying (and failing) to put students at ease directly after the Oxford High shooting by using the word 'bro' and makes a How Do You Do Fellow Kids? joke

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Lou argues with someone about vaccines and natural immunity.

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Lou most definitely sent himself this question so he'd have the ability to insult Kyle Rittenhouse without seeking out a conversation about Kyle Rittenhouse.

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

How long until the "I need these expensive, wired headphones yinz guiz. I can't see my airpods anymore because of muh eye." saga?

January 2022.
Edit:

Hitler is understandable since Chaim Dov Elshafat is a true&honest Jew and so is Cromwell since he was a great Anglo menace against the Irish. The cartoon characters though? They scream a whole lot of autism. Lardo's indirectly saying that either actual genocidal dictators are cartoonishly evil or that cartoon characters are just as bad as actual genocidal dictators.

And neither take is respectable. I want Jews and Irish people put his fat ass on fire.

 

[Solid Snek]

January 2022.
Edit:

Hitler is understandable since Chaim Dov Elshafat is a true&honest Jew and so is Cromwell since he was a great Anglo menace against the Irish. The cartoon characters though? They scream a whole lot of autism. Lardo's indirectly saying that either actual genocidal dictators are cartoonishly evil or that cartoon characters are just as bad as actual genocidal dictators.

And neither take is respectable. I want Jews and Irish people put his fat ass on fire.

Well, I mean, Hitler was an asshole...

But you know who's REALLY bad?

Sprout the Pony.

 

[The Dude]

As if we didn't already have ample proof that Louie is a simpleton with the mind of a child, he goes ahead and comprises a list of "the most evil" with not one, but TWO fictional characters from a cartoon targeted at pre-teen girls.

Edit: So Louie claims to have gotten Christmas gifts for everyone in his family except himself? So what were the new laptop, iPad, and earbuds? Just because? Of course they were. And I don't believe for a second that Louie bought gifts for anyone. All the money he raised went to his expensive new toys.