Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[fartsnstuf]

i'd never thought I see the day where this is real:

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'm assuming the answer is no, but did they add bigfoot?

GG really does live rent-free in your head, doesn't it?

It lives rent free in modern western developers heads, almost everything they do is to distance themselves from the perceived "Gamer Gate" type of gamers, like the Saints Row reboot.

This is amazing, making billions off of shark cards for 3 console generations and the first actual non-DLC thing they have to release in years turns out to be a broken remaster of a game that already had a functional remaster.

That's one of the bitter ironies is when these companies make shitloads of money from something easy like that, it doesn't free them up to make riskier, more innovative games, it makes them become lazy and creatively bankrupt.

Grand Theft Auto V is the most successful thing in entertainment history and now they're putting out literal shovelware tier garbage like this remaster, stop and let that sink in.

 

[The Last Stand]

Nope the remakes are great. You nerds are wrong again. Go play the originals if you want the fun of obsolete clunky controls

That's what R*/T2 think of you when you defend and purchase their products, no questions asked.

 

[Coolio55]

This "remaster" is astonishingly poor. The only way I can tell it's an actual official product and not some indian/chinese bootleg on the android store is the lack of copyright infringing material and desparate attempts to mimic popular fads.

Ps. Paging @Vinluv Handesbukia . You'll like the video. (0:44)

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

I am so glad I did not pre-order these games. Was thinking of grabbing it for the switch but fuck that shit.

 

[Ahriman]

 

[The Last Stand]

Methinks that Crowbcat will make his sudden appearance again. Just lurking at R*'s incompetency...

 

[Thiletonomics]

Methinks that Crowbcat will make his sudden appearance again. Just lurking at R*'s incompetency...

I'm still salty that he stayed asleep when The Last of Us 2 was a thing.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm still salty that he stayed asleep when The Last of Us 2 was a thing.

This is speculation, but I think his game analysis videos are more about gameplay and features, not lore.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

This is speculation, but I think his game analysis videos are more about gameplay and features, not lore.

Actually, you're right.
He doesn't talk in any video. That's why.
Another video mocking this mess:

 

[The Last Stand]

Actually, you're right.
He doesn't talk in any video. That's why.

He lets the videos do the talking. I would hope he will make a video on this trilogy release. There's plenty of footage out there explaining the many issues this release has. And it's only been a couple days.

 

[Clint Torez]

What an absolute sad state of affairs, the bare minimum was too hard for these people. Call me when the industry has another ET crash so I can start caring again.

 

[Stasi]

So uh have any game journos given this pile of shit 8s and 9s in their paid adverts reviews yet? Was hoping to laugh at some obvious shills but maybe R* decided to ride this one on the name and nostalgia alone.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

You've got to be shitting me...

 

[Pringles Can]

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You've got to be shitting me...

God, someone at that company must seriously hate these games. Thats the only way to explain how you fuck up ports of 20 year old games so bad that it makes silent hill 2 HD look good.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Guess Rockstar fans can’t handle criticism.

Archive at the moment is not working for me for the time being, but I suspect that videos like these are being mass downvoted because they’re smaller channels, and ignoring real constructive criticism like this in favor of listening to their favor e-celebs and YouTubers just tell them this “remastered trilogy” is good just because.

 

[The Last Stand]

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You've got to be shitting me...

Apparently, they used a computer algorithm to upscale certain textures. That software is mistaking some letters for others. Yeah, this was half assed.

I think some textures were untouched from the PS2 version.

 

[Wish I knew]

People are already submitting refund requests over it

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[The Last Stand]

They can't even render RAIN properly in this trilogy without issues!

That is literally hurting my eyes. And they had the nerve to boast about the rain effects on the trailer?

 

[MoffAlbert]

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Fat Albert and the gang get lost in San Andreas.

How could shit like this possibly pass QA?