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It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?

  • Producing a category 4 biohazard in his diaper

    Votes: 93 17.4%

  • Attacking or berating staff for not letting him break the safety protocols protecting him

    Votes: 148 27.7%

  • Nearly getting killed starting a physical confrontation against a man twice his size

    Votes: 91 17.0%

  • Escalating an encounter into a legally actionable sexual crime

    Votes: 103 19.3%

  • Noise complaints from mindless screaming and discordant guitar playing

    Votes: 12 2.2%

  • Deep cover Kiwi Farms agents succeed in furry convention subterfuge (like last time)

    Votes: 88 16.4%
  • Total voters
    535
The Rabbit Holes said:
Another twitter search gave me this video, where ripdick appears without the fursuit head on and wearing a shoddy bandana as a mask for about 10-20 secs at the start.
He is portrayed alone, on his phone, while everyone else puts on a stunning show of inebriated dancing and touching each other to... All I Want For Christmas (Is You). :lit:
link / basic archive of tweet
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(also it might just lighting, but his hair looks lighter colored than normal.)
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I just want to tell you that I went to this tweet and chose to not only play the video but unmute the sound and maximize the picture, and then spent a minute and a half of my life, which I will never get back, watching skeevy furries dance poorly to cheesy holiday music. And then I looked in the corner where it said "295 views," and I realized that one of those 295 views was me, and I will be a part of that statistic until either Twitter dies or I die. And I realized that no one made me do this; I made this choice for myself. And now I kind of want to go and take a shower fully clothed, sitting on the floor of the shower with my arms around my knees. rocking back and forth and quietly crying to myself.
 
Naerys said:
Terrible news everyone!

As a person who must have a serious case of masochism, I spend time in the SRS Horrors thread. And now I’m going to ruin your day by informing you that Rioleys dream of a downstairs mixup is very attainable in the US.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter

Please forgive me for being a mobilefag
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I actually WANT Rioley to find a surgeon who will install a vagina into his taint.

Isn't Kevin Gibes looking into a revision operation?
 
Yes - Kevin's legendary amhole is all stopped up with scar tissue. He is tweeting about getting a peritoneal pull-through operation, to create a wider, deeper cavity lined with peritoneum instead of mangled dick.
 
That outfit is even worse than I imagined honestly. I know Rioley is famous for pulling together some absolute LOOKS but jfc.
 
Norman B. Normal said:
I just want to tell you that I went to this tweet and chose to not only play the video but unmute the sound and maximize the picture, and then spent a minute and a half of my life, which I will never get back, watching skeevy furries dance poorly to cheesy holiday music. And then I looked in the corner where it said "295 views," and I realized that one of those 295 views was me, and I will be a part of that statistic until either Twitter dies or I die. And I realized that no one made me do this; I made this choice for myself. And now I kind of want to go and take a shower fully clothed, sitting on the floor of the shower with my arms around my knees. rocking back and forth and quietly crying to myself.
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at least it was video of fully clothed humorous furries and not the recent photos of am-hole. Take heart, stranger! The curse of Mariah Carey music only lasts until Next Christmas. The amhole is forever.
 
The Rabbit Holes said:
Another twitter search gave me this video, where ripdick appears without the fursuit head on and wearing a shoddy bandana as a mask for about 10-20 secs at the start.
He is portrayed alone, on his phone, while everyone else puts on a stunning show of inebriated dancing and touching each other to... All I Want For Christmas (Is You). :lit:
link / basic archive of tweet
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LVS8w-bc0sAEdkCc.mp4


(also it might just lighting, but his hair looks lighter colored than normal.)
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Alright ladies, for the sake of the Bay Area, which of us is going to step up to the plate and at least teach him how to dress?
 
Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Where’s Rip Van Winkle? Taking a 100 year nap? (In Minecraft)
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He liked some tweets on his diaper account few days ago
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Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Where’s Rip Van Winkle? Taking a 100 year nap? (In Minecraft)
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Biding his time until the next nuclear meltdown I am sure.

I've been studying so I don't totally suck at human faces like a typical furfag artist. Please accept this artistic tribute to tide us all over during these dire straights

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