11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

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Cause of the wreck?

  • The other driver.

    Votes: 18 1.9%

  • Ralph was under the influence.

    Votes: 100 10.7%

  • Ralph was reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 270 28.9%

  • Ralph was under the influence AND reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 524 56.1%

  • Driving with hooves is hard.

    Votes: 169 18.1%

  • Ralph was letting the gunt drive.

    Votes: 204 21.8%

  • Lost control while sharting.

    Votes: 287 30.7%
  • Total voters
    934
  • Poll closed .
Mr E. Grifter

Mr E. Grifter

The Ralphamale curse strikes again!
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Featured on Nov 6, 2021 by Null: Ralph totaled his car.
MirnaMinkoff said:
It'll have to be out of pocket since he doesn't have heath insurance and that 35k or whatever he has sitting in his bank account is dwindling pretty fast.
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That advice of his to not pay for shit ain't looking so hot now.

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The Gunt had a bump.
 
A week or so ago, Ethan showed clips of Jacob Wohl's pedophile sting show (a la To Catch a Predator) that is filmed in DC. He said that he'd reached an agreement with Wohl to help conduct one of the stings, to be filmed and included in the show.

Today, he characterized this morning's appointment as "a location shoot", and got into an accident along a route that could take him to DC.

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Christ what a week. Pantsu's court shit, Ralph's court shit, his heart imploding, and now a car crash while possibly on his way to bust totallyreal pedophiles with that dunning kruger poster child Jacob Wohl.
 
At least all the fat cushioned poor Ralph's neck, can't have our Ralphamale getting whiplash and fucking his neck up permanently. The last thing I'd want is for him to develop an addiction to pain pills again!
 
Null said:
The gunt nigger glows in the dark. You can see them when you're driving. You run them over, that's what you do.

Fuckin Fraiser.
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You can try and silence our mensch but it will never work, not with chads like Randbot and Gaytor on his side. Give up Josh you never stood a chance against a God like Ralph.
 
@Null did cause Ralph to crash the Guntmobile.

Ralph was so busy exclaiming his hatred of Josh to the world on his phone that he didn't see that red light which caused someone to slam into him.
 
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