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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Good to know that Ralph is already back in Vegas not even a week since he came back, comped again by MGM or whatever hotel, cause Ralph is a true winner with winner-like characteristics, such as whining on Twitter because the people you don't like say the same dreadful "n-word" just like you do, getting felted in court numerous times by multiple people, shitting yourself during a 24 hour live stream, getting kicked off a platform due to being the reason of it's "military grade" server being compromised 3 times in 2-3 months, geting bullied off twitter by anime, and running a show that's dying harder than his mother did.

Man, I love waking up to the smell of another harvest in the air. It's starting to be that time of year again, folks. :gunt: IT'S HARVEST TIME :gunt:
 
Should I pretend to be impressed at winning $2500 or whatever?
"Making" $700, people who collect rubbish from e-waste dumpsters "make" more.
What a peculiar use of terms, "make" -- does Ralph actually think sports betting is a job?
So let's assume zero losses, he's "made" about $3500 this month, which is more or less an entry level graduate job in STEM. I'll say it's decent, that's until at least $1000 is deducted due to his 8 meals a day, accommodation in a roach-infested junkyard, and the nearly $1000 spent on a 2014's vintage camera that was stolen from a museum.

Colour me completely impressed.
 
How the fuck does Ralph still have a blue checkmark? Milo had his taken away for one spicy joke but ralph is telling people to "Suck my dick bitch kill yourself" on the reg?

Ralph is very angry and fat.
 
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That's a pretty good return, but it's also worthless given he has decided that the money should just be flushed down the toilet in Vegas.

More worrying is that Ralph bet $2,000 on a bet with less than 50% odds. To then also decide that these winnings were just to be spent on more gambling, while he has a child on the way, and a potentially long prison sentence - Ralph should be squirreling away his income for Xandria and May.

Realistically, if he goes down will his income remain the same? Probably not. He will lose some audience if he is gone for the best part of a year. Not to mention the child care costs for those months, and May being unable to work full-time to care for the child, how is she going to manage paying rent?

Ralph needs to put his big boy pull-ups on and realise he has responsibilities now and stop being such a selfish idiot and plan for his children's future. It looks like his current plan is to drink and gamble himself into an early grave to avoid the repurcussions.
 
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Gross, two fat sexual deviants overshare on Twitter. Ralph confirms he was jacking it during the Soph stream?
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To be fair if he lost the checkmark that might be the final straw for him to totally go off the deep end. That tick is a validation that he is someone on the internet, many of the people in his SECTOR do not even have one, they're no Ralphamale!
 
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Trad Dads would be saving for their childrens' future,

I guess in white trash world gambling and shit talking the kiddos is the way to be a chad.
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Hey now, the Ralphamale is actually investing in his kid's future by risking it all on the ponies. Banks are only used by the dastardly Jew cucks at the Karen Farms.
 
Given Ralph's history on the Internet, this latest attempt to deplatform is sure to alienate followers. Does he not realize his history of criminal actions and treatment of women makes him far more prone to be canceled? I guess I expect my fellow man to have a semblance of insight, this will come back to bite him hard.
 
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Hey now, the Ralphamale is actually investing in his kid's future by risking it all on the ponies. Banks are only used by the dastardly Jew cucks at the Karen Farms.
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Ponies? Heck no! The ralphamale only throws dollars at a sure thing like niggersportsball!

Plus I'm sure he doesn't want to run the risk of offending May in case he accidentally bets on some relative of hers.
 
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