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It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?

  • Producing a category 4 biohazard in his diaper

    Votes: 93 17.4%

  • Attacking or berating staff for not letting him break the safety protocols protecting him

    Votes: 148 27.7%

  • Nearly getting killed starting a physical confrontation against a man twice his size

    Votes: 91 17.0%

  • Escalating an encounter into a legally actionable sexual crime

    Votes: 103 19.3%

  • Noise complaints from mindless screaming and discordant guitar playing

    Votes: 12 2.2%

  • Deep cover Kiwi Farms agents succeed in furry convention subterfuge (like last time)

    Votes: 88 16.4%
  • Total voters
    535
farttpott said:
Here's another pic of his wearing it from August this year. It definitely says WOOF at the bottom here but also FURRIER C... at the top. Whatever it is it doesn't look obscene

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He always looks so incredibly filthy. Makes Kevin look clean by comparison.
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I was convinced the badge said ‘autist’ rather than ‘artist’ and am frankly disappointed by the revelation that I was wrong.

Why are the tranchers and their orbiters always so grimy? Is laundry detergent transphobic?
 
T0oCoolFool said:
It wasn't even the bank's fault that the name was misspelled. You have to type out the name and the computers just print whatever you type on the card. It was all Rioley's fault, as per usual.
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He could have done that on purpose, too, for Twitter sympathy. Again, premeditated.

OR he just has fat fucking man hands and made a typo.
 
2 Guys 1 Amhole said:
He could have done that on purpose, too, for Twitter sympathy. Again, premeditated.

OR he just has fat fucking man hands and made a typo.
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How about he has fat man hands made a typo, was too lazy to fix it and is now whining on twitter because he is being punished for his sloth?
 
Anne Hyroe said:
I was convinced the badge said ‘autist’ rather than ‘artist’ and am frankly disappointed by the revelation that I was wrong.

Why are the tranchers and their orbiters always so grimy? Is laundry detergent transphobic?
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Kevins transformers, taco ingredients, and commissioned artwork always comes before laundry soap and regular soap.
 
Don't @ Me said:
Thanks, very helpful for someone just barely skimming through this mess. Why does everyone call him Rioley though? I've not seen that joke explained yet.
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It's literally the first thing explained in the OP. As a fellow newfag, I believe it's good practice to read the OP before asking easily answered questions.
 
I think Rioley's name was misspelled because he too exceptional to spell it correctly, He is the same guy who thought wearing visible diaper in public was ok, and then proceed to scream "DISCRIMINATION!!!!" after the based Fedex employee told him to take his fetish display elsewhere, after all
 
Oliver Onions said:
It's literally the first thing explained in the OP. As a fellow newfag, I believe it's good practice to read the OP before asking easily answered questions.
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I don't disagree, and that's on me for not checking. However, I was replying to the crash course on Ripley, which I assumed covered the OP and other highlights from the thread for people (me) that joined from the front page and were too lazy to read said OP. Still, my bad.
 
Open Window Maniac said:
I think Rioley's name was misspelled because he too exceptional to spell it correctly, He is the same guy who thought wearing visible diaper in public was ok, and then proceed to scream "DISCRIMINATION!!!!" after the based Fedex employee told him to take his fetish display elsewhere, after all
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The end of his ridiculously long name being cut off, reading "Stor" instead of "Storm," is 50/50 between he failed to realize the text field didn't allow that many characters versus the text prompt didn't tell him he reached the character limit. I'll give him benefit of the doubt and grant him a fair pass on that.

However, misspelling "Ripley" as "Rioley" twice can't be pinned on the manufacturer. It's all automated. The only way this mistake can happen is if the monkey on a typewriter hits "O" instead of "P," which is incredibly feasible given how their adjacency on the keyboard is probably the most infamous of all typographical errors. It isn't a spelling mistake, his sausage-fingered manhands just pressed the wrong button. The second time it happened was most likely him just reordering the card without considering he even made this mistake. Given how the only thing he did was complain he had to call the company, and that he dropped his assertion it was their fault when he did, proves he was informed of this error over the phone.

Oh, and if I remember correctly, he tried calling them transphobic every step of the way, in case you thought he'd have any other reaction.
 
Having been to a furrycon a couple times in my life, I dont think he would've been kicked just for wearing a diaper under his clothes unless he was running around in a nasty used diaper being a biohazard. From what I've seen babyfurs can do whatever as long as they are 1. Not creating a health hazard for others 2. Are covered up in public areas i.e. not running around in just a diaper since thats more or less fetish gear in this context.

Furry cons also do usually have babyfur and other 18+ events where I assume the rules are a bit more lax about dress code, but you have to cover up once you leave those rooms (which have a staff member at the door to ID check and remind ppl to cover up before leaving).

Basically if this dude got kicked from a furry con I doubt it was even just for wearing a diaper under his clothes, he probably was running around in public in just a diaper or some shit and/or being a hostile, nasty, belligerent, and possibly violent asshole. If the Tranch was one of the guests at this con I think it's safe to say any claims of transphobia are completely BS.

Seriously, how bad do you have to be that even kevkev doesn't want to deal with you? New to this cow but holy fuck.
 
Hell's Garnish said:
i genuinely don't know why this man thinks being so insufferable is cool
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I would characterize it as a sort of "cargo cult" around becoming famous as a tranny. People like Rioley look at Chuck Clymer and his ilk and see them being belligerent, attacking people who misgender them (Chuck got famous off a waiter in D.C. calling him "sir"), and writing these big dramatic screeds on Twitter about how horrific their experiences are. This gets them money and attention, the power to make people conform to their delusions, and simpering articles from the media, which naturally attracts the jealousy of wannabe grifting trannies.
However, for autistic weirdos like Rioley, the combination of being unlikeable, into a variety of niche degenerate fetishes, not knowing when to tone down their dramatic rhetoric a bit, and shooting too high means they won't ever get tranny famous. Plus, most lack the connections to get national attention like Chuck did - 99% of people won't be attending high end restaurants in DC in the first place.
 
D.Va said:
How are these people still unable to comprehend that neither GSR and especially not a furry con are the owners of Fedex or Johnny Rockets? You'd have to sit down and explain to these grown-ass adults what a leasehold is but after two hours they still wouldn't get it. It's like complaining to mall security because there was a hair in your McDs burger
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It's the brain lesions.
 
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