Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[White Devil]

you're wrong, they will delete Love Fist missions (because their existence is offending troons)

Going to laugh if they make it to where you can't kill women or troons.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

you're wrong, they will delete Love Fist missions (because their existence is offending troons)

Nah, they'll do what they did with the Haitians. They'll just change it so it isn't a troon.

It won't make any sense in the context of the scene but kids won't get it anyways.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

My favorite thing to do in San Andreas is beat up prostitutes. I love seeing their heads flail around as you wail on them with the First Special Moves. Then when you get the Third, the Grip lock, they look even more pathetically helpless.

That’s what it means to live on the streets, bitch. Those hookers ask for it with that posture and skanky clothes.

I hope the remasters won’t remove this feature.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Tomorrow's the day....the big 20th. I await the shitstorm.

 

[Vault Boy]

Tomorrow's the day....the big 20th. I await the shitstorm.

I swear to god, if they pull off another abomination like the Xbox 360 San Andreas "remaster"...

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Tomorrow's the day....the big 20th. I await the shitstorm.

I swear to god, if they pull off another abomination like the Xbox 360 San Andreas "remaster"...

Lol calm down

Nothing will happen today

 

[catmasterj]

I'm going to wait for it to go on sale (trilogy) I think before getting it.

I am hop of getting at least a trailer to show it off as it's due to come out this year

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I'm going to wait for it to go on sale (trilogy) I think before getting it.

I am hop of getting at least a trailer to show it off as it's due to come out this year

Why not wait until we actually get some footage of the game before deciding you'll buy it?

This is why Rockstar gets away with this shit, I swear. Even on a sale, a sale is still a sale.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

preorders are up

but wait...

it's made by those same guys who made garbage GTASA on mobile

 

[cwcville]

lmao, 60€ preorder for a shitty port, ahem ""remaster"", of a 20 years old game which we don't have even a fucking screenshot yet.

mark my words, this is going to be a huge disappointment

 

[Fuck Y'all]

lmao, 60€ preorder for a shitty port, ahem ""remaster"", of a 20 years old game which we don't have even a fucking screenshot yet.

mark my words, this is going to be a huge disappointment

no, you're wrong:

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

lmao, 60€ preorder for a shitty port, ahem ""remaster"", of a 20 years old game which we don't have even a fucking screenshot yet.

mark my words, this is going to be a huge disappointment

"b-b-b-but the PC Requirements!!1!!!1!"

Edit: Holy Shit, I just realized all the hype GTAForums had for "something" happening today is probably just the pre orders opening up.

LMFAO get fucked retards

 

[Fuck Y'all]

and the official announcement

IMO it looks kinda cartoony, but I like it tho

 

[X Pac Heat]

It looks like more work than I was expecting.

Still not worth 60 dollars though, let alone 70.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

They Fortnite'd my GTA San Andreas.



Tommy Streetshitter? Shiiiit, didn't think they'd ever let him out!

 

[Cod of War]

>November 11th release
Noooo, Todd said I have to buy Skyrim again that day. Not cool, R*

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Rockstar announced San Andreas Definitive is going to be on Gamepass I guess.

A few on GTAForums seem to be breaking free of the consoomer mindset, but the vast majority are hyped for this garbage. Makes sense considering the average GTAForum user is like 12-15

 

[X Pac Heat]

Holy Shit. This looks awful, but Zoomers will fucking love it. Fortnite taking over baby

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

and the official announcement
GTATrilogy-gtatrilogydefinitivetrailer-en_us-1080p60.mp4
IMO it looks kinda cartoony, but I like it tho

This literally looks like one of those shader showcase videos. I could just grab a shader from somewhere and slap into my game and I'd have the same result just with nothing cut out.

This is full price. 60 whole smackaroos for a shader mod.

 

[X Pac Heat]

This literally looks like one of those shader showcase videos. I could just grab a shader from somewhere and slap into my game and I'd have the same result just with nothing cut out.

This is full price. 60 whole smackaroos for a shader mod.

Apparently they added GTA IV LCPD logo to the police cars too!

Don't forget trigger acceleration and reverse!

lmfao what a fucking joke. Sticking with my modded PC versions. It's great for console kiddies I guess.

Can't wait to see TheProfessional talk shit about this