🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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RIP the eastern Seaboard if Striker starts doing starjumps
 
Heaven't checked this thread for ages. Good to see his hate-boner for null is hard as ever.
 
I dun been found out guys.

STRIKER SENPAI I'M SORRY MY LIFE IS DESOLATE AND BARREN WITHOUT YOU
 

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I'd honestly like to talk to either of this dudes parents because it's really easy to push all the blame for his health/behaviour on them but we don't know the full story and it seems that they have tried to get him to change and they're at a loss as to what to do.
It could be that they're like Barb but they could also just be well-meaning pushovers who don't know how to control their man-child spawn.
 
I want to say Striker's basically what would happen if Jace and Tyce had an obese lovechild, then I remember the skeltin shit is probably just some kiwis feeding him lines thinking it would be funny if he was more like a rotund Tyce.

The military/wolf stuff was pretty reminiscent of Jace at first, and also him fawning over the KKK was a hint of Tyce. Now he's a full blown skelejin warior out for revenge on nool nd da black panthurz. :tycesuit:
 
Okay, so Striker hard-balled me into sending him two pictures.

hello nullrat ill make a video again IF YOU give me 3 things 1 a pic of mia and a real one 2 a pic of tyrome also real one and 3 i wanna see tyrome in RL so send me the name of the place to meet up and bring mia if you dont do this you will never get what you want from me again you suckling piglet understand get it got it good and the plans i told bones ur spi was a fake ik he worked for you do i told him something that an idiot would beleave enjoy your hotel room in hell oh yeah look on a map wakana is a fake please show me on a map where it is later piglet

oh yeah ps you cant run from this wolf and the skeleton guy is my priest
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So I sent him this picture of Mia (NSFW she's in my basement)
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And this picture of Tyrone Bin Laden Obama.
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If you're wondering, the picture of Mia was selected to be sufficient motivation, and Tyrone was picked because we have many other pictures of him.
 
Love what was used for Tyrone.

On a side note if you want to send him a map of Wakanda,
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I really want to see if someone can convince him Wakanda is real.
 
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And this picture of Tyrone Bin Laden Obama.
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If you're wondering, the picture of Mia was selected to be sufficient motivation, and Tyrone was picked because we have many other pictures of him.
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Wow, Tyrone looks really menacing. No wonder Striker is terrified of him.
 
At this point I'm convinced strikerwolf is some kind of Stupid Elemental, and the colossal amounts of fat on his body are in fact congealed lumps of stupid that he drains off people in the vicinity around him.
 
Two questions:

1) Was he born mentally retarded or was it lack of oxygen from his excessive weight?

2) Does he have any siblings?
 
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