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So if we assume the logical thing, his alcoholism only got worse so 2L of booze is probably enough to get him through half a week at this point, and I'm being generous.
I'm astounded how healthy he is after at least 8 years of extreme drinking. We look at his disgusting senior citizen body and are horrified by how he has aged but really we should be impressed by how well old Philburt has held up to the abuse he puts on his body.
 
Yes, I forgot how much he gave, but it was in the thousands and mostly from cheering. He was one of the cheer leaders back on twitch. I think around a year ago that Overpowered Boone appeared and gave him 3x 100,0000 bits, Phil even called him Omnipotent Boone and Overpowered Swagginz. Claimed it was just a problem of similar names but likely not.

Though Swagginz is an attention seeking cunt so maybe it really was Phil just messing up similar names, and considering the amount of alcohol he drinks it wouldn't be that surprising.
I think it's more likely messing up similar names. Swagginz whole thing was his constant attempts to be at the top of the leaderboard, why would he cheer under a different account? He was also known to be bitter when others whaled through bits.

That's why I don't think nocoutre is swagginz. Swagginz was all about that recognition, but suddenly changing to hiding himself? I don't buy it.
 
Well, it seems his tips adjusting back to normal has given the cowardly lion some courage.

The truth is; Phil is scared shitless.

He adjusting the way he insults people. Mr.Tell it like it is' is policing himself because he knows that bigger assholes than him have been cancelled for less.
 
We need a video detailing every time he's said "fuck giving attention to the haters, i'm ignoring it from now on", he's said it so many times...I bet next stream he'll get baited again like usual.
 
Well, it seems his tips adjusting back to normal has given the cowardly lion some courage.

The truth is; Phil is scared shitless.

He adjusting the way he insults people. Mr.Tell it like it is' is policing himself because he knows that bigger assholes than him have been cancelled for less.
Seems like the same old asshole to me.
 
For someone so confident his viewers will always keep him afloat, he sure cries like a little bitch when he doesn't get money.
 
First of all shoutout to @Piece of Peace for rattling the pig good.

So let me get this right. Dave wishes to hide all forward facing tips and make all tips behind da scenes? And all the wheelchairs are just seal clapping at this?

A guy living in an upper middle class gated community, in on of the more expensive areas of the US to live in, crying poor while wanting to hide all evidence of the amount of ’support’ he’s given.

Even just entertaing such a thought should send up huge red flags and signal flairs for even the longes time supporters.

Fuck it, at this point go for it Dave fucking rob them blind.
 
For someone so confident his viewers will always keep him afloat,he sure cries like a little bitch when he doesn't get money.
While he knows he'll get enough to pay for his real bills, he wants more money to pay for the two tonne gorillas on his back. Gin and gacha. His greed is overwhelming him and he wants more and more and more and more.
 
1.75L of liquor a week must seem pretty intense to normies, but that's really only a cup, 250mL a day, about 10 shots. Typical chronic alcoholic levels but nothing crazy. Most alkies will drink after work in a binge session, but spreading out 250mL over 12 hours would probably just keep you buzzed.

I can't imagine his existence stone sober, so it's not at all surprising. It'll catch up with him in his 50s and he's gonna keel over before 65 guaranteed.
 
Well, it seems his tips adjusting back to normal has given the cowardly lion some courage.
It's literally a monthly cycle at this point.
Month begins, Phil starts hitting the tips goal consistently. This emboldens him to smack talk the haturrz.
By the end of the month, he's running low on tips and subs and he's spitting venom at his own viewers.
Promises "big change" which turns out to be some minor thing that only benefits him, pretends EVERYONE LIKED IT when the disability checks start pouring in anew. Rinse and repeat
Dave please, stop making things so god-damn stale. We're about to hit 10k here.
 
First of all shoutout to @Piece of Peace for rattling the pig good.

So let me get this right. Dave wishes to hide all forward facing tips and make all tips behind da scenes? And all the wheelchairs are just seal clapping at this?

A guy living in an upper middle class gated community, in on of the more expensive areas of the US to live in, crying poor while wanting to hide all evidence of the amount of ’support’ he’s given.

Even just entertaing such a thought should send up huge red flags and signal flairs for even the longes time supporters.

Fuck it, at this point go for it Dave fucking rob them blind.
I like how he's removing all the incentive for the dentheads to tip. One of the biggest draws for the whales was to hear their name and flex on his other fans.
 
1.75L of liquor a week must seem pretty intense to normies, but that's really only a cup, 250mL a day, about 10 shots. Typical chronic alcoholic levels but nothing crazy. Most alkies will drink after work in a binge session, but spreading out 250mL over 12 hours would probably just keep you buzzed.

I can't imagine his existence stone sober, so it's not at all surprising. It'll catch up with him in his 50s and he's gonna keel over before 65 guaranteed.

Going by what the health authorities in my country says:

You are at increased risk of developing health problems if you consume more than 21 drinks a week for men and 14 for women a week.

They define a drink as:

1 Beer
1 Glass of wine
1,25 oz (4cl) of spirits
 
Going by what the health authorities in my country says:

You are at increased risk of developing health problems if you consume more than 21 drinks a week for men and 14 for women a week.

They define a drink as:

1 Beer
1 Glass of wine
1,25 oz (4cl) of spirits
Truly his body rejects and laughs at your countries feeble attempt at health science. They forgot to factor in a roaches natural armor class and resistances.
 
It's definitely incredibly unhealthy to drink a fucking cup of gin a day and you'd definitely feel like absolute dogshit 24/7 but it wont make you like, fall over drunk. Dude probably really just needs antidepressants.
 
I think it's more likely messing up similar names. Swagginz whole thing was his constant attempts to be at the top of the leaderboard, why would he cheer under a different account? He was also known to be bitter when others whaled through bits.

That's why I don't think nocoutre is swagginz. Swagginz was all about that recognition, but suddenly changing to hiding himself? I don't buy it.

Could be a tacit admission that he knows Phil is a piece of shit and doesn't want to be directly associated with him. That or maybe he got worried about getting doxed?

If that was the case, why would he be a mod and proud of it. I think it's more likely that he realised he got enough attention that he no longer needed to pay.

I think @actually is right, Swagginz still is or at least was until recently, contributing to Phil but hiding his identity to avoid heat from detractors and chat regulars. Back when Anony leaked the discord, there was at least one discussion where Swagginz posted a tweet of people accusing him of tipping on a sock account, overpoweredboone in this case.

Check out the bottom:
"The things these guys say of course :lit: I'm smart enough to hide my identity #inswagnito"

He's probably still using socks, maybe he is nocouture.

But even in the off chance he's not contributing to Phil he's still a dickhead for modding for him.


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It's definitely incredibly unhealthy to drink a fucking cup of gin a day and you'd definitely feel like absolute dogshit 24/7 but it wont make you like, fall over drunk. Dude probably really just needs antidepressants.
There are many ways to be an alcoholic, Dave would fit into the functioning alcoholic category, well as functional as Dave is able to be but that's another can of worms.

When you say alcoholic most ''normal'' people think of the types hanging our around bus sheds and other public areas looking all dirty and filthy.

But somebody that holds down a job that has 1-2 beer/glasses of wine at lunch, and maybe a couple of drinks after work with the mates most days, then split a bottle of wine with the missus at dinner and 1-2 beers/drinks watching TV after. Totally not an alcoholic, because they have a waife, nice home and maybe even kids.
 
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