💼 Careercow WallStreetBoy (Lawrence Lugar) - Financial Adviser and Future Millionaire.

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Are you ready to party like Eddie Murphy?

Lawrence Lugar is. Lawrence Lugar, or "WallStreetBoy" is, according to himself, an up and coming financial adviser/ wall-street broker. Just like all brokers, he lives with his parents, carries a keychain made of thong underwear, eats hungry man instant dinners off paper plates, and masturbates to random women in wallmart parking lots.

This is his actual website.
This is his actual twitter.

Now, I'm 100% sure he's never actually given anyone actual financial advice, and that's probably a good thing. Let's take a look at some of his best investing tips.

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His website also has some really great trading advice!
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But there's more. Wallstreet boy isn't all money, power, and random Hilary Duff Christmas movies; he's a sexual being, and he's not afraid to show it.

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I mentioned the panty thing, right? Yeahhh.

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He bought a vibrator, in case you were wondering. Oh and did I mention that he loves rape? Cause he does. He mentions it like every three seconds.
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He also takes a LOT of crotch shots, often with random props.

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And there is so much more, just so, so much more. He tweets everyday for hours on end and it's just always.... like this.
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I guess he never has to worry about losing his valet ticket. How are you gonna forget the idiot with cum stained panties tied to his keys?
 
This guy seems classy as hell. I'm sure he's going to achieve all his dreams and become a successful millionaire.
...Is this crazy fucker serious? I mean he puts his email right on the fucking website. Some honey voiced clown would email him and convince him he's interested in a job and find out all kinds of stuff about this lunatic.
 
This guy seems classy as hell. I'm sure he's going to achieve all his dreams and become a successful millionaire.
...Is this crazy fucker serious? I mean he puts his email right on the fucking website. Some honey voiced clown would email him and convince him he's interested in a job and find out all kinds of stuff about this lunatic.

He also pulls his full name and address in like, half his posts.

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Well I sent him a oh-so intrigued email so he knows I'm totally interested in earning mad money. Let's see if this nutjob actually sleeps.
 
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Has he ever gotten charged with #indecent exposure for that #fapping in a walmart parking lot thing?
 
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Chris is banned from Wally World but this creature roams free to masturbate in the home and garden section.

Oh the injustice.
 
Are you ready to party like Eddie Murphy?

Lawrence Lugar is. Lawrence Lugar, or "WallStreetBoy" is, according to himself, an up and coming financial adviser/ wall-street broker. Just like all brokers, he lives with his parents, carries a keychain made of thong underwear, eats hungry man instant dinners off paper plates, and masturbates to random women in wallmart parking lots.

This is his actual website.
This is his actual twitter.

Now, I'm 100% sure he's never actually given anyone actual financial advice, and that's probably a good thing. Let's take a look at some of his best investing tips.

RYR58.jpg


uOoQP.jpg


His website also has some really great trading advice!
0Ews5.jpg

But there's more. Wallstreet boy isn't all money, power, and random Hilary Duff Christmas movies; he's a sexual being, and he's not afraid to show it.

l07aA.jpg


I mentioned the panty thing, right? Yeahhh.

8AGFw.jpg


He bought a vibrator, in case you were wondering. Oh and did I mention that he loves rape? Cause he does. He mentions it like every three seconds.
k8hBe.jpg


UjUwC.jpg


xRYL5.jpg

He also takes a LOT of crotch shots, often with random props.

uecoK.jpg


And there is so much more, just so, so much more. He tweets everyday for hours on end and it's just always.... like this.
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Is this the lovechild of Casey Serin and Timecube Guy?
 
This guy is fucking full of himself. So far all he's done is talk out his ass with me and try to convince me he does trading out of his own personal account; must be doing a piss poor job seeing as he's still living like inbred white trash stalking girls in his spare time.

EDIT: Think I hurt his feelings for calling him out on his bullshit. made a comment about all his rape shit and he was all 'Good Day' like a pussy. Real passive aggressive. If I don't get a reply back I'll probably screencap the emails for a laugh.
 
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It's like every post on r/bitcoin congealed into a single human being, and then ditched the crypto angle for conventional financial gambling....

I feel unwell now.
 
This guy is fucking full of himself. So far all he's done is talk out his ass with me and try to convince me he does trading out of his own personal account; must be doing a piss poor job seeing as he's still living like inbred white trash stalking girls in his spare time.

EDIT: Think I hurt his feelings for calling him out on his bullshit. made a comment about all his rape shit and he was all 'Good Day' like a pussy. Real passive aggressive. If I don't get a reply back I'll probably screencap the emails for a laugh.
Is he going for the middle ground between "It's a social experiment" and "Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded"?
 
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