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He should feel good that a real person is tweeting him for once?
💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
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I'm sure he'll soon switch to "I know you are, but what am I?" or something of that ilk.
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Does he think only followers can tweet at you?
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I've had an hour before I went to work. Aside from playing an MMO, I've been trying to find the Yahoo Who Knew? pieces that are listed in Hayden's IMDB page.
Nowhere to be found. I cannot find them. I can't find them on Youtube, I can't find them on Yahoo. Anyone else have better luck?
Nowhere to be found. I cannot find them. I can't find them on Youtube, I can't find them on Yahoo. Anyone else have better luck?
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Haven't found them either, but I found some info on the seasons of Goodnight Burbank that weren't listed on IMDB.
Googling "Goodnight Burbank: Hollywood Report"will bring up lots of results, so there's a chance some of the episodes are still up somewhere.
And I found another great interview:
If by "fans", you mean "bots".
Now that's a surprise.
Sounds legit.
You can see just how much time he spent on his scripts with Gen Zed.
P.S. follow him pleasepleaseplease
My name is Hayden Black, destroyer of humour. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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Oh good....Black found out there's websites that let you make gifs. Yay....
And Julie's mad about not being able to apply for a guest role on SVU.
And Julie's mad about not being able to apply for a guest role on SVU.
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Asian girl looks like she's taking a really constipated dump.
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So Hayden's job as writer and actor on this show was to condence a wikipedia article down to a 1 minute fragment, then read it. As unimpressive as that is, at least somebody forced him not to put any bad rape jokes in there.
Sorry, I meant rape references.
Oh - must have made some sort of typo and missed a bunch of these. Now I at least got to see the trailer. A tralier which, over the course of six years, was seen over 350 times. All these legions of ravenous fans must have been starved for new content.
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Follow Black's advice kids, spend 3 minutes writing your shows scripts, just like him!
They're looking for a hispanic 16 to 18 trans kid and they DARE NOT HIRE HER????? Where is the transphobia rating when I desperately need it?
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1) It's generally not a good idea to make a gif about your show when it just shows how terrible the animation is.
2) I'm pretty sure if they were aiming for a transgender person that looks like a girl, they would've fucking advertised for a female actor. Something something creative vision.
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I found plenty of those. I didn't' find any with Hayden as the narrator.
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"Followers: Julie Goldstein, Hayden Black"
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They can hire me. I'll glady play as Paco el tranvesti chato.
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I went through his "fan site". There isn't a whole lot, but it's a nice collection of all of Hayden's different failed attempts at becoming a famous TV person. First off, Hayden is a beautiful man:
The rest is spoilered below.
The rest is spoilered below.
So besides a bunch of shilling we've already seen for 'Goodnight Burbank', he has a couple posts about Teensy Tweets, including a link to the show's Facebook. There are a bunch of videos on there that I haven't gone through. If I recall only a promo for the show was posted? Apologies if this is redundant info.
Hayden at one point appeared in a Web Series that was a total rip-off of the West Wing call 'Chasing the Hill':
It was canceled after 4 episodes. There's an interview preview here which doesn't feature Hayden at all, but does feature a very drunk David Hasselhoff and disgraced former California Governor Grey Davis. Also there's a 30 second promo clip featuring some terrible overacting and awful (intentional?) use of shaky cam:
Prior to all this, Hayden apparently was writing a screenplay for some zombie film, because those are super hot right now right?
But ended up changing the name, presumably because someone told him it was horrible and he actually listened:
Both of these titles had websites, neither of which exist any more, but 'Zohmbi' does have a Facebook.
There's also a failed ghost hunter type show rip-off:
And of course Hayden obsessing over his own unfunny Twitter jokes:
Hayden at one point appeared in a Web Series that was a total rip-off of the West Wing call 'Chasing the Hill':
It was canceled after 4 episodes. There's an interview preview here which doesn't feature Hayden at all, but does feature a very drunk David Hasselhoff and disgraced former California Governor Grey Davis. Also there's a 30 second promo clip featuring some terrible overacting and awful (intentional?) use of shaky cam:
Prior to all this, Hayden apparently was writing a screenplay for some zombie film, because those are super hot right now right?
But ended up changing the name, presumably because someone told him it was horrible and he actually listened:
Both of these titles had websites, neither of which exist any more, but 'Zohmbi' does have a Facebook.
There's also a failed ghost hunter type show rip-off:
And of course Hayden obsessing over his own unfunny Twitter jokes:
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I noticed while looking at the GB site that, while the episode links didn't work, their Cafepress link was still connected.
Making sure the important stuff is taken care of, obviously.
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I went through his "fan site". There isn't a whole lot, but it's a nice collection of all of Hayden's different failed attempts at becoming a famous TV person. First off, Hayden is a beautiful man:
The rest is spoilered below.
So besides a bunch of shilling we've already seen for 'Goodnight Burbank', he has a couple posts about Teensy Tweets, including a link to the show's Facebook. There are a bunch of videos on there that I haven't gone through. If I recall only a promo for the show was posted? Apologies if this is redundant info.
Hayden at one point appeared in a Web Series that was a total rip-off of the West Wing call 'Chasing the Hill':
It was canceled after 4 episodes. There's an interview preview here which doesn't feature Hayden at all, but does feature a very drunk David Hasselhoff and disgraced former California Governor Grey Davis. Also there's a 30 second promo clip featuring some terrible overacting and awful (intentional?) use of shaky cam:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aZr-EJcRqEU
Prior to all this, Hayden apparently was writing a screenplay for some zombie film, because those are super hot right now right?
But ended up changing the name, presumably because someone told him it was horrible and he actually listened:
Both of these titles had websites, neither of which exist any more, but 'Zohmbi' does have a Facebook.
There's also a failed ghost hunter type show rip-off:
And of course Hayden obsessing over his own unfunny Twitter jokes:
I've been thinking about this today. I've never seen so much empty shilling proping up even more empty shilling.
Hayden and Julie's professional careers are like bullshit tesseracts.
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