💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Dismaying Tree]

Honestly, it looks like Hayden is missing a golden idea for a (not necessarily comedy) show: his life. Think of it, a show about a dude so far into debt from tranny porn his grand kids are going to be paying his bills comes up with a hair-brained scheme to hock as many shitty sitcoms as he can before the mob has him whacked. He then puts on this persona of an egotistic chode to bring more attention to his work and maybe a little tlc from...well...TLC, 'cuz they seem to love douche bags, in an attempt to survive through sheer confidence. It'd be like Delocated, but with an even bigger asshole as the lead character.

I want to see a show like that, but it would need someone more competent than Hayden.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Aaaaaaaand here we go.


Gotta get that shot it.


"Only this website is to blame for these deaths!"


And once again changing what the mean to suit your purpose



Julie chimes in too!


And then pulls a Dobson.

 

[女鬼]

Aaaaaaaand here we go.

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Gotta get that shot it.

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"Only this website is to blame for these deaths!"

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And once again changing what the mean to suit your purpose

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Julie chimes in too!

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And then pulls a Dobson.

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LMAO they really are piggybacking on every damn issue.
They have zero shame.

 

[DonutSluts]

Aaaaaaaand here we go.

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Gotta get that shot it.

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"Only this website is to blame for these deaths!"

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And once again changing what the mean to suit your purpose

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Julie chimes in too!

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And then pulls a Dobson.

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These fuckers couldn't even wait until the victims' bodies were cold?

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Has... has Hayden Black truly become a cow? This thread is no longer about Gen Zed. Only in the fact that it's a shitty cartoon trumped by a really shitty person. Truly, I think we've only begun to scratch the surface on this individual.

 

[Observatory]

Has... has Hayden Black truly become a cow? This thread is no longer about Gen Zed. Only in the fact that it's a shitty cartoon trumped by a really shitty person. Truly, I think we've only begun to scratch the surface on this individual.

He's defnitly a cow. A big one too.
Gen Zed is just his Sonichu.

 

[Ravana]

Has... has Hayden Black truly become a cow? This thread is no longer about Gen Zed. Only in the fact that it's a shitty cartoon trumped by a really shitty person. Truly, I think we've only begun to scratch the surface on this individual.

Kinda hard for the thread to be about the cartoon when it barely exists. More time's been spent on the merchandise and it looks like shit.

 

[Android raptor]

Aaaand we have sjws using a tragedy to push their pissfights less than 24 hours after it happened! Classy! Though, considering how Hayden and friends use the suicide of a teen girl as window dressing to show how hip and progressive they are, I would expect no less.

BTW inspiration is apparently a poster of southeast freshwater mussels written in comic sans. It inspires me to eat bivalves and shitpost.

 

[sassyma seed]

Has... has Hayden Black truly become a cow? This thread is no longer about Gen Zed. Only in the fact that it's a shitty cartoon trumped by a really shitty person. Truly, I think we've only begun to scratch the surface on this individual.

I kind of agree, and think we should possibly consider re titling this thread to include Black. Personally though, I'm not sure if he's worthy of his own thread yet. It doesn't seem like he's producing enough content, besides the Gen Zed Twitter account and his own terrible jokes. There has been a lot of content recently, but it's stuff we're discovering that is kind of old, and will probably run out soon.

Hey @Ass Manager 3000 ! Do you think you should change the thread title? You did start it after all.

Cute little side note~ Typing in 'ow' 'rake' or 'amish' with colons creates this smiley
Really kind of reminds me of Black, constantly setting himself up for failure, what with his terrible PR.

 

[Florence]

I wouldn't be surprised if Hayden's living in the US to avoid UK taxes.

 

[Erica]

Decided to take the LinkedIn idea.

He has won awards that are so good he doesn't want to list them.

 

[Wood Glue]

No wonder Black rhymes with hack. His brand of humor ranks up with timeless comedy classics such as Passing a Kidney Stone, The Day Family Pet Was Run Over, Daddy Has Cancer and Train Ride to Treblinka.

 

[JU 199]

I kind of agree, and think we should possibly consider re titling this thread to include Black. Personally though, I'm not sure if he's worthy of his own thread yet. It doesn't seem like he's producing enough content, besides the Gen Zed Twitter account and his own terrible jokes. There has been a lot of content recently, but it's stuff we're discovering that is kind of old, and will probably run out soon.

Hey @Ass Manager 3000 ! Do you think you should change the thread title? You did start it after all.

Cute little side note~ Typing in 'ow' 'rake' or 'amish' with colons creates this smiley
Really kind of reminds me of Black, constantly setting himself up for failure, what with his terrible PR.

I don't think Hayden Black deserves his own thread yet. His main project is still gen zed but I do think a title change is in order to reflect his exceptional nature. I'll alter it after college

 

[Idling]

Speaking of Hayden Black's ego...
I found an interview from 2009 where he admits to being 'up to his eyeballs in debt', but says he counts on " really strong brands" like Goodnight Burbank (six episodes total), The Cabonauts (one pilot) and Abigail 's Teen Diary (not even listed on IMDB) to bring in millions of views and corporate partnerships with companies like Coca-Cola...

Abigail 's Teen Diary actually seems to be Hayden's only show that can still be fully found on the internet.
It's a whole bunch of 1 to 2 minute long videos, most of them with 500 to 2000 views, which doesn't seem like a "really strong brand" or even any kind of success.

It's about a little girl, who, through a horrible disease, ends up looking like Hayden Black in Drag:

This seems to be the kind of show tumblr might find really probematic. I mean "You use the men's bathroom, because you look like a middle aged man" - well that's just transphobic Hayden. I mean what does a middle aged man look like?


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The other shows he has worked on - can't find anything. There's a clip of The Occulterers in his DemoReel, but other than that I find no actual footage, not even a trailer. Also apparently there was a Goodnight Burbank spinoff called The Goodnight Burbank: Hollywood Report, but the only thing i can find about that, are a handfull of claims, that it exists in some of Haydens old profiles.

For being such big hit shows they all made pretty much no impact at all. Nobody talked about them, nobody saw them, nobody remembers them.

 

[LegoTugboat]

For being such big hit shows they all made pretty much no impact at all. Nobody talked about them, nobody saw them, nobody remembers them.

Would our friend Hayden remember them if he was asked?

 

[女鬼]

Would our friend Hayden remember them if he was asked?

It's pretty funny that Black mentions neither Teensy Tweets nor Abigail's teen Diary on his IMDB page. Teensy Tweets isn't on his Wiki either.

It still amazes me that he could think a 'show' filmed in his living room, starring only himself and adorned with MSPaint captions, is a 'really strong brand' that could be picked up by networks and lead to corporate partnerships. The delusion is strong with this one.

I support changing the thread title to include his name, if only because it'll come up in the search results when he googles himself.

 

[JU 199]

Hey @Ass Manager 3000 ! Do you think you should change the thread title? You did start it after all.

Edit: Shortened it.

 

[女鬼]

The other shows he has worked on - can't find anything. There's a clip of The Occulterers in his DemoReel, but other than that I find no actual footage, not even a trailer. Also apparently there was a Goodnight Burbank spinoff called The Goodnight Burbank: Hollywood Report, but the only thing i can find about that, are a handfull of claims, that it exists in some of Haydens old profiles.

For being such big hit shows they all made pretty much no impact at all. Nobody talked about them, nobody saw them, nobody remembers them.

Typical.
Also, The Brit List, the BBC America show he lists as his claim to fame? He only contributed to a grand total of two episodes, and there's not a single mention of his name on the BBC website.

Black, Black, it rhymes with hack.

 

[JU 199]

Like a right pillock, Hayden is using 'nice meme' in nearly every facebook interaction.

 

[女鬼]

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Like a right pillock, Hayden is using 'nice meme' in nearly every facebook interaction.

It's because there used to be a dude (Isaac something) who replied with 'Nice meme' to every one of their FB posts. Trust Hayden to recycle a joke that wasn't very funny in the first place and run it into the ground.

And another example of Hayden's sharp wit: