Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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He never learned to stop, did he? It's the one constant in his life, he's chin deep in shit already and then asks for more.
 
Male Idiot said:
Yeah, but then again, Chris is a dumb fuck. You have a hard time feeling remorseful if you are A: retarded B: massive egoist.

Chris has both requirements in spades. At least a good natured tard will feel sorry if he ruins a super expensive carpet by sharting all over it. Egoists can at least feel remorse, if only for themselves in a " Shouldn't have done that, now I am worse off." way.

Chris can't even do this.
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The more time I spend here, the more I am growing convinced that the “formula” to being a lolcow has to include both Dunning-Kreuger and malignant narcissism.
 
If he does happen to get an insanity judgement, it probably still won't be very easy on him. People who get insanity judgements can end up in situations that are worse off than those who might outright just get prison. I wonder if anything could snap him out of his fantasy world.
 
Sharkbait said:
He never learned to stop, did he? It's the one constant in his life, he's chin deep in shit already and then asks for more.
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Because he believes he's a god who rules a cartoon land where he can do what he wants from fucking and fornicating furry waifus, he doesn't take the consequences seriously.
Am I in jail? Better wait for the world to burn for I am a godes.
 
fuhrer down the spiral said:
The image of himself on the cross that he has painted in his mind is horrific and hilarious.

oh Chris, goddess speed retard.
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"Hrmm you dang trolls will face da wrath of my holy powerrr.. *shits holy diaper* Come FORTH!! SONICHUU!!! *sigh*" With all the ween romans standing around him screaming :julay:
 
i just can’t believe that people just now learning who chris even is as of july 2021 are so certain he’s playing 3D chess with the virginia courts. believe it or not, he really IS that stupid and delusional! why is anyone surprised that it got THIS BAD after the dimensional merge shit? he hasn’t been all there for years, if he ever was.

i’m curious if he interacts with any of his fellow inmates, or what his days in jail look like. i wouldn’t be surprised if he just reads the bible all day and takes note of how much jesus’s life reflects his own, or something equally delusional and narcissistic. it’s true that the bible is just something he’s chosen to obsess over as a way to rationalize the weight of his consequences, but i think that given his prior history with christianity and being “chosen” it was only a matter of time.
 
Cosmologic said:
i just can’t believe that people just now learning who chris even is as of july 2021 are so certain he’s playing 3D chess with the virginia courts. believe it or not, he really IS that stupid and delusional! why is anyone surprised that it got THIS BAD after the dimensional merge shit? he hasn’t been all there for years, if he ever was.
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newfags always think chris is way smarter than he actually is for some reason
 
I really hope Null has the good sense not to respond to Chris in any way. Anyone who has ever had dealings with these prison/jail types knows they are an endless black hole of "gimme". And then nothing in the way of recognition or gratitude in return.
 
Branman65 said:
If Chris is charged with every rape, and he was punished to the fullest extent of the law, and he was charged with embezzlement, he would get a life sentence
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From what I’m aware in Virginia incest (both incest marriage and incest) is illegal but I (again a non American) I don’t think that makes you risk life sentence (from what I’m aware in America life time prison is 300 years)
 
This thread was a great weekend read. I’m really looking forward to the next unpredictable installment of the actual
merge.

Perhaps Ethan ralph gets thrown into the same cell block as Chris for some yet-undisclosed lulzy crime?

I just don’t want the ride to end. I love hearing these twists and turns and how poor Josh has to sit in some distant country wondering how all of his cows have become some bizarre soap opera involving him.
 
I can picture Chris taking the stand and He had to state His name. " Christine Wrston Chandler, true and honest goddess, sonichiu, mayor of CWCville. Lesbian trans women. First of her name."
 
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