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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
behindyourightnow said:
Don't forget that they then made her drive home alone despite her being obviously in no physical state to drive

(Even if she was faking the seizures, no one should have let her drive alone)

Who wouldn't want to be a transwoman if you can get a chick to drive to your house with vague promises of a place to stay, have her clean and organize it from top to bottom, suck your dick a bunch, and then tell her to leave without even organizing safe transport home for her... and still be told how brave and progressive you are? Amazing.
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You don't even really need to try and act/look like a woman, if the tranch is any indication. Just come up with a new name, tell people that you're a woman, and post on Twitter about how much of a victim you are.
 
BoobWhiskers said:
Just goes to show, even the larpers forget that asexual is supposed to be a thing.
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Asexuality is bullshit and anti-science. We are biologically driven to procreate and spread our genes. It's biology 101. Every ancestor you have either had kids or died alone and their direct genetic lineage died with them. It's an intrinsic human trait to pass your genes on. The closest thing to an "actual" asexual I've ever read about is Temple Grandin a very accomplished animal science scholar who is so driven by her fixation on the subject she has no interest in relationships like that. Problem is she is also very autistic and extremely focused on her life's work which would explain the lack of interest in relationships not magically being the single human with zero drive to procreate.
 
KooksandFreaks said:
Late, I know, but I’m astonished that both Bonnie and Kevin want to fuck an actual female! The latest developments at Tenacious Unicorn got my jaw hanging.

Was pretty much convinced that the trancheristas were all latent homos. LOL, Bonnie is a straight
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s0mbra said:
>Weed and guns
Fuck I forgotten about that. Sure it varies state to state but you can't have guns even if you have a medical card and do weed. How haven't they got fucked over that?
Sorry if it's been brought up in the thread before, tbh I have a hard time keeping up since the thread split from Kevin
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Deathfromabove said:
Asexuality is bullshit and anti-science. We are biologically driven to procreate and spread our genes. It's biology 101. Every ancestor you have either had kids or died alone and their direct genetic lineage died with them. It's an intrinsic human trait to pass your genes on. The closest thing to an "actual" asexual I've ever read about is Temple Grandin a very accomplished animal science scholar who is so driven by her fixation on the subject she has no interest in relationships like that. Problem is she is also very autistic and extremely focused on her life's work which would explain the lack of interest in relationships not magically being the single human with zero drive to procreate.
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I think some actual asexual people may have hormonal problems. I believe pituitary tumors may decrease ones sex drive to the point of them being functionally “asexual.”

These people don’t want sex & don’t masturbate. But their sex drive should return if their hormones are regulated.

Asexuals don’t need a flag - they probably need an endocrinologist.

Edit: By the way - you bring up the fact they may have an underlying medical condition they should rule out before celebrating their newfound identity & you will get called a Nazi. I guarantee it.
 
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let there be plight said:
Someone at the tranch has called out Kindness. I can't post caps right now so please cap if you can!!
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let there be plight said:
Thank you! She is still going, rambling videos and all. Any guesses as to who? My guess is Sky since she calls the person a man.
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Its definitely Sky, without question. I'm so glad he didn't put up with her tbh, he's already sacrificed so much for Bonnie he didn't need to get this cucked by a crazy bitch at the same time. Now he's only a 1/2 cuck.
 
It took one visit for her to start drama and burn her bridges at the tranch. Get ready for the suicide threats when Bonnie chooses Sky over Alyssa.
 
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