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Corn Flakes said:
That's one of those takes that are so retarded they make me go cross-eyed. These people are so horrifyingly locked into their biases they can't even imagine someone who's upper-class and fit... in an age where most people were fit and obesity was considered sinful at best. They're so invested in trying to make this worldwide obesity pandemic we've going through for decades now into something normal or even desirable that they ignore basic empirical facts.
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I've noticed with modern obesity acceptance types is that those who are mildly obese are looked down upon by the deathfats. They're now trying so hard to pass the deathfats off as healthy and sexy.
 
Corn Flakes said:
That's one of those takes that are so retarded they make me go cross-eyed. These people are so horrifyingly locked into their biases they can't even imagine someone who's upper-class and fit... in an age where most people were fit and obesity was considered sinful at best. They're so invested in trying to make this worldwide obesity pandemic we've going through for decades now into something normal or even desirable that they ignore basic empirical facts.
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He was also a lifelong soldier and a trained cavalryman, who slew several Ottomans in single combat (honor dueling) during the war to push the Turkish invaders out of Europe and got knighthood for it. He went to the New World 2 years after escaping Eastern Europe after some pretty fucked up stuff happened to him after being captured in battle. Suffice to say, he didn't have time to get fat.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
BABD thinks they have a gotcha on the brodudes again. To tell you the truth, that fat-Thor doesn't look very intimidating or mighty.
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Corn Flakes said:
See, that's the thing... that big ol' beer gut, uncovered, even though he's wearing armor everywhere else... where did I see people complaining about characters wearing incongruous armor? Golly-gee, I cannot for the life of me remember which blog exists entirely to bitch about that exact subject...
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Flaming Insignias said:
I know that GOW Thor is supposed to be a hedonistic, boorish brute, but whatever dipshit designed him made him look too fat and not muscular enough. I think the manboobs are the big part that make Thor look so pathetic, as the lack of anything resembling pectoral musculature makes his fatness that much more obvious: a strong guy may have a beer gut if they enjoy food and drink, but their pecs would still be quite noticeable.
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Hey guys, check out this article I found, apparently they wanted Thor to be a manchild.

www.google.com

Santa Monica Studio Devs Discuss God of War Thor Physique

Santa Monica Studio developers have addressed the discourse surrounding God of War Thor physique. Details inside.
www.google.com www.google.com
 
Vault Boy said:
These fuckers are dripping with White Savior complex without any hint of self awareness, of course they'd do this.
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You know that’s something I’ve always wondered about, why do these sjws have a savior complex?

I knew this one genderqueer girl who had a savior complex and channel it through her self-insert fanfictions.

Why do these people have a White-Knight/savior syndrome. I really don’t understand it.
 
Alright, up extra-early so I can talk to one of the foreign liaisons and the coffee hasn't kicked in yet. Let's fucking go.

Grumpy Pickle Rick said:
You know that’s something I’ve always wondered about, why do these sjws have a savior complex?

I knew this one genderqueer girl who had a savior complex and channel it through her self-insert fanfictions.

Why do these people have a White-Knight/savior syndrome. I really don’t understand it.
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It's because their entire worldview is built around a narrative of oppression. Someone is always oppressed, someone is always the oppressor, and these fuckers almost universally belong to the "oppressor" class. Read: white, part-white, and/or wealthy.

If you're the oppressor (a class you're assigned to at birth, remember), it feels much better to go "against" your peers and champion the cause of the oppressed in order to signal how virtuous you are. And so they become white saviors.
 
Grumpy Pickle Rick said:
You know that’s something I’ve always wondered about, why do these sjws have a savior complex?

I knew this one genderqueer girl who had a savior complex and channel it through her self-insert fanfictions.

Why do these people have a White-Knight/savior syndrome. I really don’t understand it.
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It's pretty part and parcel with the whole "social justice warrior" mindset I'd say. At least for the ones acting in good faith. These people hear all about how "people of color" or "LGBT people" are oppressed, and how "white people" and "straight people" are "privileged" and get it into their head that they as "privileged white people" should right the wrongs they hear about.

That what they're hearing about ranges from historic issues, to surface level takes, to outright propaganda is not something that easily registers with them. Nor that their actions based on it are unlikely to be helpful.
 
Grumpy Pickle Rick said:
Hey guys, check out this article I found, apparently they wanted Thor to be a manchild.

www.google.com

Santa Monica Studio Devs Discuss God of War Thor Physique

Santa Monica Studio developers have addressed the discourse surrounding God of War Thor physique. Details inside.
www.google.com www.google.com
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I love how all of these articles basically boil down to "this is what peak male performance looks like, deal with it". While I like the idea of a more stout Thor, given his proclivity for drinking and fighting and eating, I don't think BLOATMAXX was the right way to go, especially since his head doesn't fit his body. Like the face and cheekbones say "huge fuckin guy that's mostly fit with some chub" and the body says "I do my 1 rep max, and only my 1 rep max, once a month".
 
Belvedere said:
I imagine BABD is delighted that as shown in the trailer Bayonetta's hair/clothes no longer go away during her beast summons. Nintendo/Platinum caved to the the whole "male gaze" narrative.
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or maybe they just wanted to sell the hack and slash elements more? Sure I have my personal grievances with BABD but I got to be honest, unless it's the whole point, cheesecake doesn't add anything to the story. It's mainly there as a hook.

though considering what's happening behind the scenes, I wouldn't fault you for assuming that.
 
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Pointless Pedant said:
The correlation between obesity and low IQ is that idiots like Chris have no idea what a healthy diet is. The "conspiracy towards fat" to the extent that it exists is just food producers trying to sell more subsidised corn syrup.
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I looked into it a bit and turns out you are right. I always thought that excess body fat and IQ effect goes both ways. That would make people stuck in a self perpetuating cycle of getting fatter and dumber. It would explain why so many fat people are oblivious to source of their problems or unable to address them. Turns out that they have even fewer excuses than I thought.

Shaka Brah said:
He was also a lifelong soldier and a trained cavalryman, who slew several Ottomans in single combat (honor dueling) during the war to push the Turkish invaders out of Europe and got knighthood for it. He went to the New World 2 years after escaping Eastern Europe after some pretty fucked up stuff happened to him after being captured in battle. Suffice to say, he didn't have time to get fat.
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Not only that, but sailors in that era were not exactly well fed. They had only so much space for supplies, and good chuck of it had to be water, beer, wine, and something like sauerkraut so they do not get scurvy. Hunger and nutrient deprivation were common cases of casualties among sailors and explorers in that era. There are many records of voyages where people had to resort to eating rats and boiled leather. Magellan's journey is probably most well know example of it. If anything, Smith and his shipmates would be skinnier than Pocahontas showed them be.

weirdMcGee said:
or maybe they just wanted to sell the hack and slash elements more? Sure I have my personal grievances with BABD but I got to be honest, unless it's the whole point, cheesecake doesn't add anything to the story. It's mainly there as a hook.

though considering what's happening behind the scenes, I wouldn't fault you for assuming that.
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But wasn't over the top wacky fanservice one of the selling points of the game and what set it apart from others? New changes make the game look more generic. Blue skinned butterly demon form is like a cheap imitation of devil forms from Devil May Cry games, and red glow is something straight from a lazy AAA release. Model with dynamically changing hair was much more impressive.
 
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GoPro said:
I looked into it a bit and turns out you are right. I always thought that excess body fat and IQ effect goes both ways. That would make people stuck in a self perpetuating cycle of getting fatter and dumber. It would explain why so many fat people are oblivious to source of their problems or unable to address them. Turns out that they have even fewer excuses than I thought.


Not only that, but sailors in that era were not exactly well fed. They had only so much space for supplies, and good chuck of it had to be water, beer, wine, and something like sauerkraut so they do not get scurvy. Hunger and nutrient deprivation were common cases of casualties among sailors and explorers in that era. There are many records of voyages where people had to resort to eating rats and boiled leather. Magellan's journey is probably most well know example of it. If anything, Smith and his shipmates would be skinnier than Pocahontas showed them be.


But wasn't over the top wacky fanservice one of the selling points of the game and what set it apart from others? New changes make the game look more generic. Blue skinned butterly demon form is like a cheap imitation of devil forms from Devil May Cry games, and red glow is something straight from a lazy AAA release. Model with dynamically changing hair was much more impressive.
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nope, not in this day and age. Sucks it's gone but you got any suggestions, fam?
 
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Empowerment fiction (formally escapism or wish fulfilment) has been popular ever since the masses could read. Even before that if you count the old fables. You have a shit life of boring grind, but you can read about great deeds in far away lands. That could be you if only you weren't stuck in your 9-5 and looking after your kids.

Plus, it's fun. You know, that thing we used to have before politics ruined everything?

I think that's why we're seeing so many horny games these days. Right wingers might scoff, calling them coomers, incels, and degenerates, but it's the same idea.


For wokeshit, it's the same but with their politics added. You'll notice how most of them, from Star Wars to capeshit, have a scene where the woke character stands up to their "oppressor", usually punching that sexist guy in the face, destroying the bigot in front of a crowd with a single witty remark, or earning the admiration of all just by existing.

However, there's an unstated major element in most of these works. Their fantasy usually includes oppression of some sort. The trans woman gets cat called by buff chads, fat neckbeards and neo-nazis walk around screaming bigoted things that the masses ignore or agree with, and of course, the president is a Trump stand in. In other words, their fantasy is to be oppressed and fight against it. All without hardship or struggle.
 
Judge Dredd said:
Empowerment fiction (formally escapism or wish fulfilment) has been popular ever since the masses could read. Even before that if you count the old fables. You have a shit life of boring grind, but you can read about great deeds in far away lands. That could be you if only you weren't stuck in your 9-5 and looking after your kids.

Plus, it's fun. You know, that thing we used to have before politics ruined everything?
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You’re definitely right about that.

When I was a kid, I use to imagine what it would be like to be Spider-Man or Batman.

And I do like to write about fantasy and sci-fi, as an independent writer. More creative freedom that way.
 
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