Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Info Player Start]

I don't remember Jesus getting jailed by the Romans for fucking his mom.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I want to say so much and I simply can't. Chris is just gone and this was uncomfortable to read.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

Is Chris going to carry his own cross?

 

[Ninon42]

A bit disappointed that Chris-chan is going for the basic bitch "I am (trans blue goddess) Jesus" insanity route. 30 pieces of silver sheckels clinking for dear feeder.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Why do you think they always had Christ in a loin cloth on the cross? To cover the un clit you fools! It's a dead give away.

edit* @The Un-Clit knows the truth!

 

[Neil]

I really want to know what Chris's lawyer thinks of this

He's going to beat Andre the Giant's record of most beers downed in one sitting by the time he finishes the first four sentences.

 

[AnyoneAnything]

Fucking Barbie-Chan. Really some fucking sick shit he has going on mentally.

 

[geek_bait]

lol

 

[Xarpho]

He is absolutely losing it at this point, jail couldn't have helped his psyche. I can almost see him claiming that fucking Barb was some sort of religious ritual, but by that time he'll probably be a full-on schizophrenic.

 

[DuckofDoom]

So, how long until we look back on this as the start of the Cult Leader Chris Arc?

 

[ThunderPlunder]

Wow. Without an outlet to consume, Chris has gone full bananners

 

[The Grave of Einstein]

I knew the second coming was soon

 

[KiwiFarms User]

The dimensional merge is coming.

 

[ForgedBlades]

No remorse, no real explanation, the only coherent part of the letter is him trying to justify and make excuses for stealing the money. Never change, Chris.

 

[Kaido117]

Reminds me of some of the letters Charles Manson wrote. Totally disconnected from reality.

 

[cohensd]

This doesn't read as insane at all, just retarded.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Well, that explains it. If only Josh had had faith in the one true almighty goddess, we would have all received holy salvation.

Now, we go through the Hell of watching Chris-Chan on trial for fucking his mother.

Also, why is he comparing his physical appearance to Jesus? Jesus is a dude.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them.

I have quite literally no words. I guess I knew he was guilty, but I never thought he'd (sort of) admit it. I got nothing else.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Wow... he absolutely fuckin' lost his mind.

 

[Pissmaster]

I guess he's got nothing to do but read the Bible in jail and he's reacting to it in, well, the exact way we'd all think he would