Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

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$21 for this piece of shit made in Wenzhou slave labour product.
Designed by Janigaydur, who drove like 2 hours to get vaxxed.
Apparently "come and make me take it" meant he'd rather take an Uber.
 
Why is the design so wide across the shirt? They don't even realize they need to leave space so that the design is still visible when people stand at a slight angle, or hunch, or slightly cross their arms. It's just so amateurish for graphic design. Anyone who buys this trash deserves this shitty quality. :story:
 
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Look at this masterpiece and tell me it's not worth $16.95.
The person that called the cops who also thinks women shouldn't vote and masks don't work isn't the snake apparently. Maybe because the cop is female and gunty can't wait to jab his hooves at her, and miss.
 
AltisticRight said:
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Look at this masterpiece and tell me it's not worth $16.95.
The person that called the cops who also thinks women shouldn't vote and masks don't work isn't the snake apparently. Maybe because the cop is female and gunty can't wait to jab his hooves at her, and miss.
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I can’t even imagine a Killstream fan wearing that, it’s just so fucking stupid.
 
These shirts are getting increasingly more inane, in a matter of weeks he's going to sell a t-shirt with posts from KF printed on it
 
Big Fat Frog said:
I can’t even imagine a Killstream fan wearing that, it’s just so fucking stupid.
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Don't underestimate the level of stupidity among the remaining kill report viewers, they do watch the show daily so I wouldn't put it past them.
I am convinced some retard somewhere will buy that to try to get approval from Ralph.

And Ralph, no matter what state the fat Canadian is in, the truth of the matter is that he humiliated Dick (which we know bothers you), and he has constantly been able to make you seethe to the point where your only comeback was threatening to kill him. He got you worse than Xander (senior) did.
 
I'm sure that most of Ralph's fanbase are the exact kinds of retard that will wear some gaudy, hideous shirt without a shred of self-awareness, but unless you are a walmart mom, most normal people want something that won't immediately make society judge you for being a fucking faggot.

For how few people buy his garbage, you think he would have realized less is more by now.
 
AltisticRight said:
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Look at this masterpiece and tell me it's not worth $16.95.
The person that called the cops who also thinks women shouldn't vote and masks don't work isn't the snake apparently. Maybe because the cop is female and gunty can't wait to jab his hooves at her, and miss.
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"PPP WON!" will never stop being posted in chats in this sphere because it's funny and (clearly) still lives in his head because he made another low effort shirt about it. btw PPP WON!
 
Fannyscum said:
as Ralph showing off his finest long-sleeved t-shirt is in stark contrast to all the other guests wearing appropriate dinner attire.
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the fake gold chain from walmart's clearance section makes up for it i guess
 
Weight loss gain challenge.
New challenge ideas for Ralphie:
Heart Attack Challenge.
Bypass Surgery Challenge.
He's a got a big head start on both.
 
Big Fat Frog said:
I can’t even imagine a Killstream fan wearing that, it’s just so fucking stupid.
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Even if some retard does end up wearing one, imagine the conversation they would have to explain what "PPP LOST" means to a stranger, the truth would make the wearer and the creator of the design look stupid, and they would likely have to twist the truth to make it seem like it was a big deal.
 
verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
the fake gold chain from walmart's clearance section makes up for it i guess
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Come on, the fake gold chain complements the 900$ plastic purse for a "total fag" type look.
Mr.Downer said:
Even if some retard does end up wearing one, imagine the conversation they would have to explain what "PPP LOST" means to a stranger, the truth would make the wearer and the creator of the design look stupid, and they would likely have to twist the truth to make it seem like it was a big deal.
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Not only would they have to explain that it's some stupid internet sperg fight that they follow, they run the (admittedly low) risk of getting someone curious enough to actually look into it and find out that they are fans of Ralph, which I don't think any of his viewers admit to openly in their day to day lives.
 
Fannyscum said:
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Oh my fucking God what a pathetic piece of meat.
"Big dog"? Huh? I didn't know gunty fancies some fine Chinky Guangzhou Cuisine, did this dog hang itself and was it baked in the microwave too?

Look at this cooked to fuck on the outside piece of shit. It's covered with black gunk and the grill marks are pitiful. Clean your fucking grill Gonzales. Why is it sitting in a pool of disgusting, oily liquid? Did they even bother to let the steak rest before grilling and did they use salt and pepper?
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Please tell me it's $25. Look at this disgusting plate! Which illegal isn't using the washing machine properly, better fire him from that $2 a day job.

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One is the feet of a highly intelligent and tasty animal, the other is the hoof of a drunken wigger pig.

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Gunt's mug is too fat for a fat mug. Nice photoshop there gaydur, no wonder you make 80 cents a month.
Khanil Tamzar Vagene from New Delhi does a better job on Fiver.
 
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I wasn't going to shit on Ralph about the steak because there were obviously sides, but the unwashed plate made me a little nauseous. Bleh.
 
Fannyscum said:
More oversized steak:
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I think this counts for both food and fashion, as Ralph showing off his finest long-sleeved t-shirt is in stark contrast to all the other guests wearing appropriate dinner attire.
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You guys think Ralph is purposely going out and getting the most disgusting steaks imaginable just to give us the content we crave? The last one was pretty bad but somehow he managed to fine one that was worse.

Alternatively, these restaurants actually make great steaks and are just fucking with Ralph's because they hate him within 5 seconds of him opening his mouth.
 
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