🎨 Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Cup Noodle]

No you don't, but you can have Melinda.

The mountain Jew?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The mountain Jew?

Indeed. I think the two of you would be a match made in heav... I mean hel... I mean Sheol.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Indeed. I think the two of you would be a match made in heav... I mean hel... I mean Sheol.

I thought she had like five husbands or something. I want my own harem, not to be a member of one.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I thought she had like five husbands or something. I want my own harem, not to be a member of one.

Only manlets and soyboys... and a cousin and she chased them all away. She's yet to meet a real man.
Let's not derail this one and move over to the respective thread, shall we?

 

[AnOminous]

I watched that vid expecting something really creepy and was dissapointed, but I'm easily dissapointed. I recently happened across a video of a nude asian woman who was vacuum sealed into a bag. I got to watch her slowly die. I didn't jerk off and I don't condone fucked up shit like that but I have a unrivaled morbid curiosity. I ran the Felidae vid by the kids and took note of their reactions. They said that it was trippy, weird, funny, psychotic, and stupid. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I think the roach movie will be fine.


Fuck it. I'll shit up this thread. @WogglebugLover come out of hiding. Allow me to introduce myself. I am @Cup Noodle. I am the biggest baddest motherfucker on this site. You may have a ego but I have the ego of Ethan Ralph except I have the balls to back it up. The only one who has one up on me is @Illuminati Order Official who has the biggest penis, but I have the second biggest and unlike him I actually know how to use it. I'm the best artist. I'm better than Chris and miles beyond you. I'm tall dark and handsome and muscular as hell. I truly am the be all end all. I'm also on a love quest seeking a boyfriend free lolcow. I already have @DocHoliday1977 in my sights but I want to start a harem. You are my new mark. I am everything you could ever hope to find in a man and I will not take no as an answer. You will be my woman.

 

[Thundershlock]

She's still seething about the group home speculation.

Agree about her ego, and that seems to be the achillies heel for lots of people and probably a product of the participation trophy generation.

 

[Queen_Ree]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

 

[howyadoin]

She's still seething about the group home speculation.

I'm assuming that Cynthia complained about her recent adventures in Kiwi Farms to her mom which included the group home discussion, and because of that her mom may be seriously putting the group home option into consideration.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times
https://vimeo.com

I'll take your entire DVD stock.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times
https://vimeo.com

OK, I know thirstposting is against the rules but I must say it: I love this movie so much I would have sex with it.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times
https://vimeo.com

This is genuinely better than anything Cynthia has ever shat out.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times
https://vimeo.com

10/10. I seriously got a bunch of nostalgia watching this, like a mashup of early newgrounds and YTP mishegas. This may be taxing the of concept, but this should be featured on the front page, it's not often a user goes through such great effort.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times
https://vimeo.com

As this is the ONLY internet forum where multiple people regularly converse about High Wogglebuggian Culture, I declare this to video to be canonical and the future of the character.

 

[Icesperg]

I grew up with a guy like this who was in an astral marriage with the whale from Flapjack. He was the same autistic kid who threatened suicide if I didn't show him my balls I mentioned in another thread.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He was the same autistic kid who threatened suicide if I didn't show him my balls I mentioned in another thread.

So he's dead I assume?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times
https://vimeo.com

A true masterpiece to define an era!
The scene where he breathes fire, becomes supersized and starts to fuck shit up is the most marvelous thing I have ever seen.

Please make the sequel, the world needs a Wogglebug Warcrime movie. Don't be a cocktease!

 

[grimacefetishist]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times
https://vimeo.com

I love that you made the cricket a little cticket bong and a little cricket rollie

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times
https://vimeo.com

BRILLIANT! It had everything you could want in a movie. Thrills! Chills! Machine Guns! A message!

10/10 would watch again.

 

[Icesperg]

So he's dead I assume?