💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

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but isn't this virtually identical to the staged for views cringe bullshit he did with Matan Even
The MATI analysis of this convinced me it wasn't staged. The look of horror and embarrassment on Sams friends faces tells me its real. As does Sam only stoppign when he sees them reacting like that to him. Sam is just a violent sped who needs to dominate anyone he talks to to feel good about himself
 
This is true, but why is this the first time people are getting upset? They've been doing this for years, for over a decade even. I don't hear furious uproars every time Frank Hassle appears on Fish Tank and starts destroying contestants' property.
You don't see people complain when something retarded happens on the shitty big brother knock off full of retarded attention seekers? Wonder why.
 
>New England

Guy lives in the bojo hooker slum of NYC and Connecticut.
Most of New England is pretty outdoorsy.
When I say “that part of New England”

I mean Rhode Island, western Connecticut and eastern mass.

Whole different world from Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, eastern Connecticut, and west Massachusetts
 
I asked in the MATI thread and all I got was some polish guy having a spergout instead of offering anything useful, so I figured I would come to the ostensible source here about Sam Hyde related information.
Null has posted a couple screenshots of Harland hearting negative comments several pages back. I just took a scroll through and found some positive comments that he hearted. So mixed signals at best. Specifically the second one makes it sound like Harland was hearting the negative comments because he was laughing at them but who knows, they're just likes.
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I think what's more convincing than hearting comments is the promo that they filmed after the podcast where Harland runs off camera to laugh at Sam coughing in his ear, and Harland's producer being confirmed a fan of Sam/Fishtank.
 
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He once killed a diabetic horse named Butternut, with Funnions.
If this is true then you have to wonder if maybe Harland was in on this with San Hide? I mean people who would kill a horse for no reason other than cheap laughs deserve far worse than a desk being pushed over. Crazy what podcasts hosts do nowadays for a few subscriber.

Harlem killed a horse for no reason other than a cheap laugh? I guess your e-daddy isn't such a perfect angel after all.
 
Real or not, both guys are talented and can and will just go with it and turn it into a lucrative, memorable moment. Looking forward to more.
 
If this is true then you have to wonder if maybe Harland was in on this with San Hide? I mean people who would kill a horse for no reason other than cheap laughs deserve far worse than a desk being pushed over. Crazy what podcasts hosts do nowadays for a few subscriber.

Harlem killed a horse for no reason other than a cheap laugh? I guess your e-daddy isn't such a perfect angel after all.
Nah this was before the podcast days. harland used to be a weed dealer back in the day, went by the streetname "Kenny".
One day the horse cops cornered him just outside a 7/11. He managed to give the horse cops the slip, except for officer Butternut. The horse gave chase, but Harland "Kenny" Williams stood his ground and brutally killed officer Butternut with the only thing in his hand, the fabled bag of Funnions. As officer Butternut lay dying, the other horse cops caught up and took Harland down
Harland "Kenny" Williams would spend 15 horse years in horse jail for the malicious slaughter of officer Butternut, and then he would get out and start a podcast.
 
I wonder this appearance at Harland Williams' show humble Sam or he will be spiralling down further. I guess in a way every comedian is a lolcow on it's own.
My sources have told me Sam doubled his TRT dose and now his head is even bigger and he's disavowed doing any comedy (to own the Jews). Fishtank Season 5 will just be Sam in a room taking $50 donations for shitty advice while Jet Neptune occasionally walks in to panhandle for Balenciaga money.
 
Marky Thompson, a legal adult in their state, had sex with an older Sam years ago. Also, in Sam's old standup material he repeatedly mocked the idea of respecting the 18 year age of consent - implying he wants to fuck 16/17 year olds. He doesn't talk about that stuff anymore, probably realized it would harm his image, and tries to cover it up constantly.
Since several people apparently disagree that this happened, here it is. I think this was 2016.

 
MDE should not be

I agree. They're unfunny as humanly possible.


If this is true then you have to wonder if maybe Harland was in on this with San Hide? I mean people who would kill a horse for no reason other than cheap laughs deserve far worse than a desk being pushed over. Crazy what podcasts hosts do nowadays for a few subscriber.

Harlem killed a horse for no reason other than a cheap laugh? I guess your e-daddy isn't such a perfect angel after all.


Google "movie half baked, diabetic horse scene"

You're welcome
 
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Just everyone remember, Sam warned us years ago about all this.

 
isn't this virtually identical to the staged for views cringe bullshit he did with Matan Even (who had a similarly terse and staged appearance on Harland's podcast where Harland was throwing shit at him and rubbing muffins on his face while making weird sex jokes about boarding school) where he "DESTROYED" his set and "EPICALLY CRASHED OUT"?
Sam's schtick demands he roleplay as this hip, savvy, subversive alpha-male caricature. Favorable circumstances include doing stand-up where he tells college students homophobic science, TED talks where he drops sociopathic redpills, or speaks truth to power by telling Elon Musk his company likes H-1B labor too much.

Favorable circumstances don't include him being enraged by an actual comedian to the point of destroying property. The thing about a comedy act is if nobody can tell it was an act, and no ample evidence suggests it was, it's not an act anymore. You are just this weird guy who got furious because some out-of-shape boomer started discussing gorilla nests.
 
Since several people apparently disagree that this happened, here it is. I think this was 2016.

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he’s clearly doing a bit about how some people in power throughout history were pedophiles and their positive deeds don’t outweigh the degeneracy they participated in. Where’s the rest of the clip?

Also that was an event done in 2015 I was at where they showed clips almost completed that were going to be in world peace including other work done with Ruse.

Do you seriously think Sam would use MDE’s platform prior to WP to just randomly advocate for pedophilia to an audience without irony?
 
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you would think he would just scrub the episode or wouldn't bother crediting them in the description of the video, I know if it was me I would just clown on him or cut that altogether.
Linking guest socials in the description is a bare minimum courtesy. Besides people rarely read the description. The goal of the appearance was to introduce MDE to new audiences, and regardless if it is a bit or not, acting like an insecure alpha male and having your plug cut out doesn't seem like a good first impresson.
 
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