Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 282 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 606 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,591

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Thread Index by @GloriousScarf / Court Documents 2015-2017 / Court Documents vs. Taylor 2018 / The Genesis of Russell Greer / Greer Lolsuit Bingo by @Viridian


January 18th, 2023: Russell's lawyer had a date with Skordas in Nevada Court! Audio here beginning around 1:15. God bless Nevada's public court access.
June 14th , 2022- Russ votes Democrat in Nevada's primary election

June 20th, 2022 - The June 3rd flu magically turned into Covid as revealed in another motion for extension of time to file their brief

June 21st, 2022- The motion was granted

June 29th - Russ's lawyers file their appendix (during which his lawyer doxed his Pacer login) and opening brief. The Appellate court found mistakes, and told them to fix them.

July 6th - They did, but the appellate court found more mistakes.

July 11th - They fixed it again, and the court is mad again.

July 14th - Court finds out that their last issue was issued in error, and accepts Russ' lawyers brief. Null shares how much this appeal is costing him

August 13th - Skordas files a Respondent's brief, and reveals Kiwi Farms "total user pool" which goes against every user statistic that Null has made visible. When asked to comment, he didn't (probably as hit relates to the lawsuit). User @Lord Cat Tree Stump went back through the entirety of the threat (allegedly) and revealed that only 1861 users have interacted with this thread

August 19th - Russ loses his lawsuit against Freemantle

August 31st - Russ appeals his loss. Russ's lawyer on his appeal against Null asks for more time because he is on a honeymoon. Request is granted

September 2nd - The Appellate court asks Russ and Fremantle to tell them by September 15th whether it would be possible to settle this appeal or any underlying issue

September 15th - Russ's lawyer in his appeal against Null asks for even more time as he needs to recover from his honeymoon. The request is granted.

September 30th - Russ's lawyer asks for more time in a motion he admits is improper. Judges Bacharach and Phillips grant this motion

October 14-15th - Russ's lawyer finally files a response brief one second after the deadline

October 17th - Clerk has arrived nearly 20 minutes earlier to his job and he used that free time to threaten Russ's lawyer to start finally doing his job correctly or the appeal will be dismissed.

October 19th - Russ announces a defamation lawsuit against an unknown member of Kiwi Farms (update: he deleted the post on the 20th).

October 20th - Russ's Lawyer confirms that their previous reply brief was exactly 16 seconds late, files a motion for more time and his brief on time this time

October 21st - Russ's request for post hoc extension of time is granted

October 28-29th - Russ' lawyer ignored (tor link) a direct order to file paper copies of their response on the 28th. On the same day Russ filed (tor link) a motion for more time in his appeal against Fremantle

November 1st - Russ' lawyer complied (tor link) with the order three days after the deadline

November 3rd - Clerk's Office confirms that they won't act on Russ' lawyer missing the last deadline

November 8th - Oral Argument (in person) was ordered in Russ' appeal against Null. The argument is set for 1/18/2023 at 9:00 A.M. Mountain Time

November 8th - Russ votes Democrat in Nevada, lies by saying he had never voted in Nevada before

November 12th - Russ announces a defamation lawsuit against someone who said that prostitution was bad. By 16:25 PST, the post was deleted

November 15th - Russ reannounced his defamation lawsuit against a person saying prostitution is bad, despite having privated that announcement 3 days ago
13/1/2018: DO NOT CONTACT RUSSELL. This is a forum rule. Do not try to "help" him. Russell is prolific without any external prompting. This is what makes him entertaining.

Lolcow Rundown:
This guy came to my attention after an extremely cringey Facebook conversation between him and the object of his true affection, a random stripper, got posted to /r/niceguys. Reddit is full of weenies who won't post real names, but this is Kiwi Farms, and this guy is endless lolcontent. Russell is an ex-Mormon loveshy/litigiouscow with a visible congenital disability (Moebius Syndrome) which causes partial facial paralysis. This means that Russell cannot move his eyes side to side, close his lips, eat or drink normally, or speak clearly. He believes that this entitles him to pester hookers and tard hard all over Facebook. He attempted to open his own brothel after, he claims, a Vegas hooker stole $4000 from him. Pimpin' is obviously illegal in Utah, but that's totally mean because Russell gotta get his fuck on, so he tried to file a lawsuit against the Governor of Utah:
In his 37-page complaint, Greer, representing himself, argues that Utah's laws are hypocritical. On one hand, they sanction sexually oriented businesses such as escort agencies and novelty sex toy and lingerie stores, while banning others such as brothels.
His motive for the lawsuit, he says, is to bring attention to his problems, not himself. "There are those who are unable to find partners their entire lives due to things beyond their control, and therefore live in loneliness and never experience intimacy," he wrote in his complaint. "[He] felt that paying for intimacy would help him feel loved and help him cope with his disability and his depression after counseling and medicine proved to not be effective."
Happily for the working women of SLC, Russell's attempt to bring honest Libertarian values to the whores of Utah got dismissed in May 2018 (archive of article). His dreams of running a budget cathouse may have been crushed, but Russell never runs out of targets for his sharp paralegal acumen: A-list celebrities who have never heard of him!

Russell vs. Taylor Swift
Russell became newsworthy in 2016 for attempting to sue Taylor Swift for not using a song he wrote just for her:
In a now deleted video the plaintiff said in the caption: 'Taylor, I sue you to show you I care,’ and so that she will be forced to come to Salt Lake City and ‘com[e] to dinner with me.'
Instead she had the judge dismiss it, an act of bigotry graciously caught on camera by local news... What a heartless bitch sigh. There's only one mature way to respond to that kind of disrespect:

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Dumped by TSwift's attorneys, he moved on. Until August of 2017, when, spurned by Miss Ariana Grande's agent's lawyer Greg Skordas, he decided he was writing a scathing tell-all book, featuring illustrations by an Indonesian gig artist. To nobody's surprise, the book is shitty.

Russell resumed e-stalking Taylor in 2018, around the time his brothel lawsuit got shit on by actual lawyers, and filed a "$100 million dollar lawsuit" against her for not placing disclaimers and causing his feelings to hurt. Unfortunately, you cannot sue someone without telling them you are suing them in an official legal fashion. This was a real barrier for Russell. While he dropped his legal docs in September 2018, he just couldn't figure out how to properly serve Taylor, sending service docs to several UPS stores instead. Alas, in February 2019 his $100 million dollar lawsuit was struck down by the judge for failure to serve. It's likely that Taylor Swift has no idea this suit ever happened.



Russell vs. Ariana Grande
As a devoted pophead, Russell attended an Ariana Grande concert with flowers in tow, in a poorly-thought-out effort to woo a different popstar and totally stick it to Taylor. While Ari graciously took a photo with him, she wouldn't take his flowers, which hurt Russell's feelings... and by now, you know what that means: it's pro se litigatin' time! Somehow Judge Judy's production team smelled this suit and reached out to Russ to see if he'd go on the show, but either he or the defendants sadly declined. So, on August 2nd, 2017, Russell had a court date in SLC thanks to his poorly-filed lawsuit against Ariana Grande's agent Scooter Braun, alleging damages due to emotional distress. Representing Ms. Grande's agent was Greg Skordas: an experienced, professional lawyer. Representing Russell Greer was: Russell Greer. Would Russell get that court-enforced date with Ariana? ALAS! No. Russell got smacked with the short dick of small-claims court (click for a full transcript courtesy of legendary Kiwi agent @sharshorita, Semper Fi). Check out video of Russ outside of the courtroom being a weirdo. Russell decided that Ariana Grande was sour grapes anyway and returned to his lovequest for Best Waifu Taylor Swift. Russell was ordered to pay Skordas's fees for this case and did so.

Russell vs. America's Got Talent
In October of 2021, Russell began another lolsuit against America's Got Talent for not letting him on the show. He actually served them properly- something normally difficult for him- but wuh oh! The contract he signed with Fremantle Productions, the parent company of Marathon Productions which produces AGT, ensured he agreed to binding arbitration, which is private. This is a deep shame for Kiwi Farms. Luckily we still get to read lots of Russell's excellent legal writing. In January 2022, he requested more time to submit a fixed complaint (his list of grievances) and was granted it. It's here. It's pretty funny. Russell's primary assertion is that Marathon was discriminatory by not allowing him onto America's Got Talent even though he tried really hard and paid for a studio band with his own good boy bucks. And he wanted to win RIGHT AWAY, so he also filed an EMERGENCY Motion for Preliminary Injunction- a request for the judge to rule in Russell's favor RIGHT NOW because his case was just that good. ...But wait!
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Because Fremantle/Marathon are a real big boy company with real lawyers, they responded by saying "no"; correctly identifying Russell's actual motivation; and compiling all of Russell's previous vexatious litigation against celebrities into a masterwork of his misdeeds called a Motion to Compel Arbitration. Not only did they catalogue most of his legal misdeeds in one neat package, they also demonstrated to the court that he had agreed to binding arbitration multiple times. He'd even gotten Marathon to agree to pay for his portion of arbitration (usually a 50-50 split). But legal eagle Russell Greer had fooled them again: he told Fremantle's lawyer Molly Lens that his agreement was just "reverse psychology" so that they'd drop the case rather than pay his share. This genius-level move is not going to work.

Russell's suit against Fremantle was DISMISSED, baby, on December 14th '22!

Russell vs. Kiwi Farms
Unshockingly, Russell became aware of this thread within a year or two of its creation and was pissed as heck. It is commendable that he has never interacted with his haters here directly. The First Amendment of the USA protects Americans' ability to laugh at dummies on the Internet, and to Russell, that just ain't right. KF initially got a cameo in his masterpiece "Why I Sued Taylor Swift and Became Falsely Known as Frivolous, Litigious, and Crazy" as "Kiwi Orchards", the off-brand clone. This is because Russell isn't a real paralegal and doesn't understand fair use- or, hilariously, was worried that KF would sue for defamation? KF also featured in his 2018 request for default judgement against Taylor Swift when he thoughtfully included Null an accessory to her evil plans- plans he alleges happened before this thread was created.

But alas, in September 2020, Russell had had enough. He sued Kiwi Farms and Null personally for $5.3 million dollars, and took deep offense to a Photoshop of him without hair.

Russell's primary claim was copyright infringement due to a link to his book being included in this OP. This claim could be easily defeated by observing that the material is hosted on Google Drive and DMCA's must be directed there first. He was taken aback when Null engaged the legal services of Russell's arch-nemesis: Real Lawyer Greg Skordas, whose junior associates immediately filed a motion to dismiss called a "12(b)6". This is essentially a rebuttal saying that the initial lawsuit (Russell's) can't possibly win because the law can't fix hurt feelings- make a note, because it'll come up in every suit. In May 2021, Russell filed an opposition to Null's motion to dismiss, requesting "oral arguments" (i.e. to complain to the judge in person about how Josh is mean and should lose the case. This is a legal "LET ME EXPLAIIIIN"). Russell also filed two added memorandums- essentially Dear Judge letters- which may be the seethe-iest, cope-iest legal filings ever known to man. Despite all this in September 2021 Judge Campbell ruled that while Kiwi Farmers may say "vile" things, Russell did not prove any elements of his claims and is bad at suing people, dismissing his case with prejudice. Because Russell can't hear women tell him "no" as part of his disability, he insisted that Judge Campbell was actually wrong about the law and she should actually rule in his favour actually. She still said no.

In a twist that sucks for Null but works great for us, Russell attracted the attention of real, free lawyers to appeal his dismissal in December of 2021. They are copyright ambulance chasers who did not read his filing. They will be forced to interact with Russell for months. F. They filed a preliminary statement and allege KF is full of cyberbowlers and that therefore Russell's case does actually have merit. This case went to mediation on January 20th, 2022. None of the parties are allowed to discuss it, so it seems the case may still be in mediation. Russell's lawyers have until June 6th, 2022 to tell the appellate court why Russell should win (after six extensions to the deadline).


He Filed How Many Lawsuits?
Russell has filed 10 lawsuits in civil court as of February 2022, at the blistering rate of at least one a year since 2015. This lets us observe his signature get lazier and lazier over time. For a Greatest Hits of his filings, check out this compilation of his celebrity cases that was featured as part of his suit against Fremantle. Let's take a peek at Russell's swings at the pinata, with thanks to users @FagSmut and @Useful_Mistake:

1. 2015: Greer v. Walters: Hooker who refused to suck Russ him his penis after Russ ran out the clock at Olive Garden. (Result: Russ lost; hooker awarded restraining order against Russ as can be seen in the Fremantle case compilation; Russ’ revised history: “Dennis Hof screwed me by failing to testify on my behalf” (NB: Hof’s testimony wouldn’t have mattered — Russ contracted for 3 hours of the hooker’s time and he foolishly used all 3 taking her to dinner))
2. 2016: Farrah Abraham who refused to suck Russ him his penis after she liked one of Russ’ tweets (Result: Russ dropped his claim immediately after Farrah filed a countersuit; Russ’ revised history: “Farrah the weirdo begged me to drop my suit”). In this suit, he claimed that he was an "eggshell plaintiff"- so uwu frail and delicate due to his disability that basic actions such as not dating him became discrimination.
3. 2016: Greer v. Taylor Swift round 1 (Result: dismissed for lack of jurisdiction; Russ’ revised history: “fake bias (sp) judge wouldn’t let me present my solid case!” (NB: the court had no jurisdiction to hear Russ’ case and regardless it allowed Russ to proceed so it can explain to him why a pop starlet failing to suck you your penis after you give them a gift is not a justiciable issue upon which a court of law may grant relief)
4. 2017: Greer v. Ariana Grande who refused to suck Russ him his penis after he dressed in a smelly, ill-fitting suit and gave her a single Walmart rose (Result: dismissed for failure to state a claim, judgment for attorney’s fees awarded to Grande because suit was in bad faith; Russ’ revised history: “fake bias (sp) judge wouldn’t let me present my solid case!” (NB: Russ failed to state a claim and the court allowed him to verbally amend his claim at trial - virtually unheard of leeway - and he still couldn’t state a claim; to this day Russ doesn’t know what a claim is)
5. 2018: Greer v. Taylor Swift round 2 (Assured Result: dismissed for failure to state claim upon which a court may grant relief)
6. 2018: Greer v. Herbert (at the time governor of Utah) (.pdf): sued the entire government of Utah for failing to build a brothel for Russ’ exclusive enjoyment (Result: dismissed because it’s fucking Utah).
7. 2020: Greer v. Taylor Swift round 3: was this the one that got dismissed because he couldn't figure out how to serve her?
8. 2021: Greer v. Kiwi Farms & Joshua Moon: ongoing.
9. 2021: Greer v. Fremantle Productions/America's Got Talent: ongoing.
10. Greer v. Mystery Hooker: This likely took place before the Walters suit, based on his restraining orders, but we don't know much about this case except that it's referred to in other documents.

Russell vs. The Fairer Sex
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Russell is a devoted john who has been ruining the lives of the ladies of Nevada brothels for years. He reviews these brothels on Yelp. You can read his reviews in this giant .jpeg which might be the greatest Russell .jpeg in the entire thread (thank you @Walking Clock ). Russell has had to pay for every sexual encounter he has ever had with a woman. Sad or funny? Here on the free Internet, you can decide! His deeply transactional understanding of human relationships is an untapped well of psychological drama.

In his spare time, Russell creeps on C-list attractive ladies such as Farrah Abraham and Instagram models. His knowledge of seduction is endless and has produced the thread meme "Venmo (you) a dollar" (bonus) due to Russell's enthusiasm for this tactic to attract female attention. But Russ also has aspirational tastes, say, for pop stars with real careers. His modus operandi for wooing these women is to hire Internet gig companies to record the shitty songs he writes for them. He then sends these productions directly to the teams of pop stars like Swift, Grande, and Katy Perry as "gifts" and somehow gets pissy when their agent sends it to the recycling bin- as they are required to do due to historical court cases regarding contentious copyright.


Russell has produced and unfortunately performed many songs aimed at getting celebs to suck him his penis. He also likes to make shitty Powerpoint videos begging for their attention. You can enjoy many of them in this post where they were kindly backed up by @The Great Citracett. Check out such Russell classics as "I Get You, Taylor Swift" and "Has the Looks of Heidi Klum", which needs to be heard to be believed.

Thanks to his brothel-crawling adventures, Russell has had three restraining orders issued against him. Two were issued to sex workers and included firearms restrictions. The last is a consequence of his criminal cyber harassment charge. He has referred to an earlier restraining order taken out by possibly a high school peer in this post, but if it occurred while he was a juvenile the record will be sealed.

According to a comment on a news article, Russell did some seriously creepy shit in high school, for which he spent some time in county jail:


He also wrote a list of who he was going to kill in the boys bathroom stall in Evanston Wyoming at the high school. AND IT WAS MOSTLY GIRLS. When they found out it was him they found guns in his backpack.
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Please note that while court records exist of the arrest itself, the gun part was not substantiated by the police report.

Russell notably Instagram bullied a girl who later killed herself and then tried to raise awareness in her memory.

In 2020 he was summoned to court and found guilty of criminal electronic harassment after making repeated unwanted contact with a young woman named Erika who made it clear she was not interested. In response, Russell denigrated her, denigrated her boyfriend Chad, and threatened to kill himself on her doorstep. Note that info on the sentencing was obtained from a live Zoom court call and was not recorded, since judges don't like that and Kiwis abide the law. Russell's parents bought him a real lawyer for this case, and Russell narrowly avoided a forensic psychiatrist.

Since 2021, Russell has started creating PACs- Commitees for Public Action- devoted to his favourite subject (himself) in order to advocate for things he wants, ideally using other peoples' donation dollars. Greer has founded three PACs: A Safer Nevada (proof of ownership), which is about legalizing sex work in all of Nevada and not just the rural counties; Connecting Nevada (proof of ownership), which is about getting another train in Vegas or something; and his latest, The Committee for Internet Change - Nevada (proof of ownership), which is about getting KiwiFarms deleted from the Internet. Russell's attempt to recruit sex workers to support A Safer Nevada went horribly wrong when it attracted the attention of actual whores, who lit his ass up.


Russell vs. The Internet
Russell never stops posting, which means that Redditors and his many haters have collected a lot of this guy's weird shit. Such as this post containing a helpful tip about discrimination. Or his 2 1/2 star self-published e-Book Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans. Reviews are in:

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In early 2018, Russell was cruelly deceived by trolls who posed as Katy Perry's agent. They tricked him into sending a very regrettable almost-nude. Russell briefly lovequested for Katy and wrote her a terrible song, linked below, but his passion seems to have died down just when her feud with Taylor did.

Russell has been on the Internet for a LONG time - at 15, he was using his real name to offer helpful tech tips.


Russell vs. Reality
Russell Godfrey Greer currently lives in Las Vegas, Nevada. He is from Evanston, Wyoming, and went to Evanston High School. He was born March 7, 1991 along with a healthy twin sister. Russell, but not his twin, was given up for adoption and adopted by Scott and Debra Greer, who still live in Evanston. Russell has met his birth mother & sister but the relationship is not good. His birth sister lives and works in LA, which might inspire Russell's obsession with celebrity. His birth name can be found here and he's used it as an alias in the past to like his own Facebook comments.

Russell spent most of his young adulthood in Salt Lake City, Utah. In early 2021 he moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, where he's a much shorter bus ride away from paid lady companionship and bad habits. He graduated from LDS Business College in Salt Lake City with an Associated of Applied Science in Paralegal Studies, taking five years to complete a two year degree. He is 31 as of March 2022 and worked in the mailroom of an unspecified business before being fired because of discrimination, probably. He worked for the Man at Wal-Mart until July 2018, when he was fired for leaving work early without permission. Please do not release his workplace locations without contacting OP or a mod as we have confidential Kiwi informants to protect. Thank you.

Russell is a good ex-Mormon boy and still doesn't drink coffee. He goes to Starbucks and orders hot cocoas. Oh, and now he drinks this?

Russell did at one point work for the Utah Attorney General's Office. He uses his 2 months of paralegal work experience to bring the firm arm of the law down on 10's that won't date him. It's just like dueling. He was banned from Lyft for being creepy as fuck, but don't worry, he beat the system.

Because Russell is a litigious little dude, he often self-doxes, as an address is required to file legal paperwork. His current dox is usually available by reading his court cases. He has most recently learned from his past mistakes and filed using a P.O. Box. Way to go, buddy!

Current address:
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Previous addresses:
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Facebook: Greer Russell (archive) (archive 2) - note: frequently goes dark
E-mails: musicnmovieguy777@gmail.com, russmark@gmail.com, russellgreer30business@gmail.com, likely other burners

Reddit: Noted here, includes info on his Grindr adventures; greedy-egg7892 (active Jan 22)
Mormon.org bio: Russell Greer (archive)
Shitty Youtube: MrLDSpianoman (archive)
Instagram: changes handles every month or so. April 2019: @theofficialinstaofrussellgreer. March 2019: @officialinstaofrussellgreer. January 2019: @russellgreerofficialinsta, December 2018: @theofficialrussellgreerinsta, October 2018: @youhavenolifeifyoupostthis, August 2018: @greerr12131415, April 2018: @mr.brightside623799. Previously used @ilovebeingme26666, @russellgreer1303, @coolunderestimateddude91,@rocknrolla996, @pianostud199125 (archive), @russman91, @russgreer25, @wdustin251, @paradiselost912, @milehighneon, @dudeunderestimatedcool62, @brightside623799, @coolguywithoddviews26
Twitter: @
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Twitter for his imaginary brothel, "Mile High Neon": @MileHighNeon
Quora: Russell Greer (archive)
Thank you, CatParty and CasualSeppuku:
Soundcloud: russellgreer25 (archive)
LinkedIn: Russell Greer
Change.org petition begging Taylor Swift to record his song: right here (archive)
Russell was the subject of a Medium article focused on his stalking. Way to go, slugger! (archive)

Scrib portfolio/resume: here (screenshots here)
**Russell often uses alternate aliases on Facebook/elsewhere to evade "trolls". He uses alt accounts "Brett G Ross" and "James Berg" to like his own posts. He's also used the aliases "Redmond Ross", "Feldhendler R Leon", and "Karlie Miller". He may have sockpuppeted as a chick called "Carlita".
Russell's book, "Why I Sued Taylor Swift: and How I Became Accurately Known as Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy": Drive / Megaupload

Too much reading in this OP? Here are Russell's greatest hits / Youtube highlights of Russell's book are here / Nick Rekieta's Russell Read-Along
RUSSELL'S POOR DECISIONS HALL OF FAME
Friendship break-up with Soren / That strip club was RESEARCH / Tinder sucks / Russell knows why people hate him / Russell gets evicted because of a kind gesture / Russell's coworkers love his music / Dennis Hof is his bestest friend! / Russell yells at neighbourhood kids / Russell plans to spam celebrities with his Taylor Swift e-book / Russell went on a "date"... with a hooker, like some of us called. / Russell wants to punch a song in the face. / This is how Russell's instagram wooing usually goes.../ Russell rants incoherently about TSwizzle. / An IRL contact of Russell schools him with a righteous beatdown, to KF approval. / Russell is SO MAD at Kiwi Orchards / Continually SO MAD at Kiwi Orchards / Russell cries on video because trolled :( / Russell competes in the oppression olympics / Russell finds Null's dox / Russell's REAL mad at KiwiFarms, doesn't understand copyright law / Russell vs. people from the real world / Russell's planning another Taylor Swift lawsuit but he STILL hasn't actually filed it / Russell's budget is cheap hookers only / The US government b&s Backpages + Russell's brain, where one-night stands are exactly like hooking / Russell walks out on his Wal-Mart job and gets fired, UNFAIR / Better times, before Taylor Swift stabbed him in the heart / Russell renamed the instagram account he uses to hit on blonde Midwestern cheerleaders to imply that we have no life how DARE he /Russell proves that he lurks this thread and ignores good advice / Russell leaves a video for Erika, whose mistake was being nice to him and not sucking his peen

Russell vs. Our Eyeballs
Russell's hot Valentine's date outfit / Russell with Dennis Hof, chief pimp of the Bunny Ranch / Russell's Mormon days / Russell as a li'l one (CURSED IMAGE) / Russell's sexy mofo face

(ty @Yellow Yam Scam)
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*Russell Godfrey Greer should not be confused with actual author and presumable nice man Russell L. Greer
 
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This guy reminds me of Jay Thunderbolt. I don't know why it is that he reminds me of Thunderbolt, but he does.

Jay Thunderbolt was this guy like 5-10 years ago in Detroit who ran a strip club out of his home. He used to be a bouncer and bodyguard at strip clubs, but he got shot and his face got paralyzed. He then started hosting strip parties in Detroit.

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http://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/nothing-but-a-g-string/Content?oid=2197129

There's no stage at this strip club. No pole. Not even a bar. And the music comes from a boom box.

Welcome to Club Thunderbolt, the strangest place in the city to get a lap dance. It's located in the back room of an old house in an east side neighborhood of working class bungalows.

"Everybody in the neighborhood knows what I do," says Jay Thunderbolt, the 45-year-old club owner, homeowner, house mom and house DJ. "In the summertime you got all these girls leaving wearing four ounces of clothing, so they kind of get what's going on."
 
He became newsworthy late last year for attempting to sue Taylor Swift for not using a song he wrote just for her.

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Russell is the Florida Man of Utah. He attempted to open his own brothel after (he claims) a Vegas hooker stole $4000 from him. This is obviously illegal in Utah, which is totally mean because Russell gotta get his fuck on, so he tried to file a lawsuit against the Governor of Utah:

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his soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/russellgreer25

instagram
https://www.instagram.com/pianostud199125/

linkedin
https://www.linkedin.com/in/russ-greer-27ab42123
 
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What's wrong with his lip? Is he just biting it or is that like some sort of deformity? And dude you might not want to wear a suit and tie if you cant make it look good by making sure that, you know, it's centered up and not all jacked up with the collar wrinkled and the knot off center. An outfit like that is only attractive in the right setting and when they make you look capable and confident, not somebody's autistic brother who works as a bank teller but even then can't get it right half of the time and are constantly miscounting money and getting in trouble.
 
What's wrong with his lip? Is he just biting it or is that like some sort of deformity? And dude you might not want to wear a suit and tie if you cant make it look good by making sure that, you know, it's centered up and not all jacked up with the collar wrinkled and the knot off center. An outfit like that is only attractive in the right setting and when they make you look capable and confident, not somebody's autistic brother who works as a bank teller but even then can't get it right half of the time and are constantly miscounting money and getting in trouble.
Hair-lip.
 
If you find anything interesting on him, archive asap because he is DFEing now that he has internet attention. Anyway, here is something deleted from his facebook:

He has sent demands:

Russell Greer


20 April at 22:37 ·

This is the letter that I'm sending to Taylor Swift herself and to her agents.
NOTICE OF 50 MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT. DEMAND FOR MEDIATION
Ms. Taylor Swift
C/O 13 Management
Jay Schaudies,
Robert Allen
Nashville, TN
Letters also being mailed to Ms. Swift’s listed houses.
04/20/2017
Dear Ms. Swift:
As you may know, I have been suffering for almost a year from the damages you, your agents, your family and your followers have inflicted upon me. After much debating and pondering, and much writing letters to your places of your address to try working this out, I have decided to file a lawsuit against you in federal court. This isn’t easy for me. I care about you, but I have suffered a lot and lost a lot.
This is a Notice that I will be suing you for the following causes of action that you, your family, your agents and fans inflicted upon me:
1. Negligence
2. Negligent Misrepresentation
3. Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress
4. Vicarious Liability violating Agency Law
5. Defamation
6. Trade Libel
7. Intentional Interference With Prospective Economic Advantage
8. Negligent Interference With Prospective Economic Advantage
9. Unfair Competition Under Business and Profession Code
10. Breach of Confidence
11. Public Disclosure of Private Facts
12. Common Law Misappropriation of Likeness
13. Misappropriation of Likeness Under Civil Code
14. False Light
15. Punitive Damages
16. General Damages
17. False Advertising Under Business and Professions Code
18. Slander
19. Libel
20. Fraud
21. Constructive Fraud
22. Deceit
23. Abuse of Process
24. Your set of Unsolicited policies violate the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990
25. Your set of Unsolicited policies violate federal small business law
26. Your set of Unsolicited policies violated state equal enjoyment laws
27. Furthermore, your unsolicited policies are arbitrary.
28. Material Representation
29. Malice
30. Assault/Battery
31. Undue Influence
32. Inherently Dangerous Activity
33. Invasion of privacy
34. Misuse of Publicity
35. Suit in Equity
36. Unjust Enrichment
37. Negligent Entrustment
38. Violating the Federal Trade Commission Act of 1914
Not only do I have a legal basis and legal standing and damages to bring these claims against you, I will be requesting a jury, as I believe the facts speak strongly. But it doesn’t have to be this way. I would like to mediate with you to avoid all of this and to avoid bad publicity. I would like for you to mediate with me and do either three things:
1. Come to Salt Lake City and go on a date with me.
2. Produce my Holocaust movie.
3. Find a way to do my music.
Taylor, this all started because I couldn’t get a simple “Thank You” from you after I invested so much time, money and effort in impressing you after relying on your negligent representations. I was treated like a criminal and was degraded by everybody associated with you. Your fans attacked me and hurt me. Due to your position, you have an obligation to quell violence from your followers. Courts are now agreeing on this about President Trump and his influence and representations and how he has a responsibility to not incite his friends. And guess what: no contract is needed between us.
I look forward to your reply. If I do not hear from you by May 10th, the lawsuit will be filed. We can avoid this. Let’s work this out.
Sincerely Yours,
Russell Greer https://www.facebook.com/russ.greer.18/posts/10212629415275316


He made a song he wants Ariana to sing:


Russell Greer
Published on Feb 9, 2017

The music and flowers were given to Ariana by her assistants! I also met her and got a pic with her. She's such a sweet girl and I hope she says yes! The ball is in her court.
The title says it all. This is a demo I wrote and had people produce for me. I want Ariana Grande to do it and make it ten times better. I will be meeting her next month and I am so excited.

But then she didn't fall for him!!!

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It's actually extra funny because apparently Ariana Grande is reportedly kind of a bitch. And so is Taylor Swift, I think. I read something from someone who claimed to have gone to high school with Taylor Swift and she was apparently always the sort of mean-girls drama queen ringleader who was way better than everyone else and god's gift to the world or whatever, according to them. I mean it's just gossip but I could buy it.

It's just funny to me that he picks these girls out to obsess over who are like, kind of objectively mean girls with way too much status and desirability and shit, Emma Watson's fucking walked around neckbeard stalkers before and mean mugged them, shot them the bird, but people like Taylor Swift and Ariana would, I think, take it more personally if nothing else because of ego. Celebrities are always egotistical, and part of it is, it has to come with the territory, to have that many people want you or want to be around you, follow you, whatever, but those two girls in particular I think flaunt it and make it a part of their personality. Other celebrities will try to down play it at least, I feel.

This dude is actually more deranged than most dudes in the manosphere. The others are all like, entitled nice guys, and that's their own problem; this dude is legitimately nuts. He's by far the craziest of them, and I kinda love him for it. He's the Chris-chan of the manosphere.
He has sent demands:


I dont see how this dude is a lolcow, none of this seems out of line if you ask me.

Isnt it standard legal practice to throw not just the book, but the whole bookcase at the wall and see what sticks? I mean, dude just wants Taylor Swift to produce his fucking Holocaust movie, it's not that big of a request, come the fuck on!
 
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What's wrong with his lip? Is he just biting it or is that like some sort of deformity?
Facial paralysis caused by Mobius syndrome. It's in the OP.
People with paralysed faces often have distorted mouths. His is all slack and lopsided because he probably has trouble moving his lips or keeping them closed.

Of course he's use it as pity bait though. Typical loveshy.


ETA: Ahahaha PTSD caused by Taylor Swift. That's almost as bad as Phil's PTSD from anime club.
 
Quoth Wikipedia:

People with Möbius syndrome are born with facial paralysis and the inability to move their eyes laterally. Often, the upper lip is retracted due to muscle shrinkage. Occasionally, the cranial nerves V and VIII are affected. If cranial nerve VIII is affected, the person experiences hearing loss.

Other symptoms that sometimes occur with Möbius syndrome are:

Limb abnormalities—clubbed feet, missing fingers or toes
Chest-wall abnormalities (Poland Syndrome)
Crossed eyes (strabismus)
Difficulty in breathing and/or in swallowing
Corneal erosion resulting from difficulty in blinking
Children with Möbius syndrome may have delayed speech because of paralysis of muscles that move the lips, soft palate, and tongue root. However, with speech therapy, most people with Möbius syndrome can develop understandable speech. Möbius syndrome has been associated with increased occurrence of the symptoms of autism. However, some children with Möbius syndrome are mistakenly labeled as intellectually disabled or autistic because of their expressionless faces, strabismus, and frequent drooling.

Ugh. It's going to take all my Kiwi powers to laugh at this sad case.
 
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