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I have to say, "Allison" did give us some decent content.
 

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Blue Jerkop said:
One one hand... the idea that Russ could successfully pitch an idea for a network episode (pretend they accepted unsolicited ideas) is hilarious. On the other... it's so hilarious that I would probably tune in to watch that episode. I have to imagine it would have basically none of the Simpsons in it except for an introduction and then it would be all self-insert (unironic) Russ. The A story would be about him wooing Taylor. He probably doesn't know what a B story is but if so... watch out Katy.

The actual Katy and Taylor would have to play themselves, of course. And record their lines with Russ in a soundproof studio. Unsupervised.
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I'd like to see the voice actor try to lip-synch Russell's character.
 
Yeah, can’t say I was disappointed by the Allison content. Sure it may have been against the rules but it was well done and managed. Some of Chris-chan’s heartsweets and sagas were more half-assed than this and are now considered classic trolling.
 
Blue Jerkop said:
One one hand... the idea that Russ could successfully pitch an idea for a network episode (pretend they accepted unsolicited ideas) is hilarious. On the other... it's so hilarious that I would probably tune in to watch that episode. I have to imagine it would have basically none of the Simpsons in it except for an introduction and then it would be all self-insert (unironic) Russ. The A story would be about him wooing Taylor. He probably doesn't know what a B story is but if so... watch out Katy.

The actual Katy and Taylor would have to play themselves, of course. And record their lines with Russ in a soundproof studio. Unsupervised.
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It would involve Russ being a new kid with a saggy face who gets bullied by everyone except Lisa (because lolcows seem to like her). Then in the end he gets to fuck a Taylor Swift expy (Maylor Mift?)
 
Pony Horn said:
I'd like to see the voice actor try to lip-synch Russell's character.
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I'd assume he would insist on voicing himself. How else to prove how much effort he has put forth (which equates to boning celebrities obviously)

The real victims in this would be the poor animators who have to listen to Russ talk and try to make that match the cartoon's lips.
 
Blue Jerkop said:
I'd assume he would insist on voicing himself. How else to prove how much effort he has put forth (which equates to boning celebrities obviously)

The real victims in this would be the poor animators who have to listen to Russ talk and try to make that match the cartoon's lips.
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Nah the animators would love Russ. They'd only have to do the easy work and just have the Russ toon's frozen face as the final product.
 
He suddenly seems to understand “unsolicited policies” so maybe Alison taught him something after all.

Of course, this knowledge won’t last because it cock blocks his dreams, but for now he seems to get it. Interesting.
 
Russell posted a video on FB. I donno if it's an old one because I missed a vid or two but I recall people talking about a vid with Russell talking over loud music. I think it's that one.

I can't grab it because I'm on my phone but maybe someone will want to grab it or confirm it's identity.
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Barbarella said:
He suddenly seems to understand “unsolicited policies” so maybe Alison taught him something after all.

Of course, this knowledge won’t last because it cock blocks his dreams, but for now he seems to get it. Interesting.
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I thought he generally makes some kind of demure comment about "unsolicited policies" at the start of a sales pitch. He mentioned it near the beginning of his correspondence with Allison.

If he doesn't follow up on his post it's because the creator of the Simpsons has a duck.
 
HQumn said:
He really wants to be famous
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You and fifty thousand other crackpots think they could write a fine episode of The Simpsons, Shitlips.

Problem is, even the paid writers for that show haven't written a fine episode of The Simpsons since the 1990s.
 
Pony Horn said:
I thought he generally makes some kind of demure comment about "unsolicited policies" at the start of a sales pitch. He mentioned it near the beginning of his correspondence with Allison.

If he doesn't follow up on his post it's because the creator of the Simpsons has a duck.
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Seems to me he's always just waiting for the "right people" to see it and go "Well, you're disabled and you put in lots of effort, sooooo I guess we'll make an exception just for you..."
 
Two things: Russ seems to have adapted his entire narrative to Katy Perry now, precedent, money spent, seeing her help disabled people and all. He doesn't seem to care who the hot young starlet is, and would likely transfer the narrative to an equivalent pop star if he does get the results he's after.

Secondly, does Russ not get that flattery has negative connotations? It implies insincere praise to get something that the recipient would be otherwise unwilling to give, it suggests manipulation.

This is very Russ, seemingly: being a little "off" about meaning and connotation. Anyone else catch his slaughtering of bada boom bada bing, or calling Taylor's agents beavis and butthead? Like Chris, he seems to think everyone will see as he does.

Also: that Mormon ideology is still very present in his thinking; he can't drop the "by their fruits shall ye know them" bit, as if he doesn't get that an appeal to religious reference might not grease the wheels with a likely secular, liberal pop star.
 
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