🪦 Deceased Richard Charles Kyanka / Lowtax - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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I'm going to ask some retarded questions here:

What is the origin of the word "troon"? Is it a corruption of the word "trans"? Is it short for something or a portmanteau?

I get Goof Troop was a cartoon that once existed, but is there any deeper meaning to that insult other than an unoriginal and unfunny "a troop of people acting goofy"?

What's the story behind that those abysmal Jonny Fiveaces drawings and why are they worth over $4,000?
 
I wonder how long it'll take him to progress to "Listen up goof troop, this is the AR-15 I needed to pass up this month's medication to afford and my Constitutional rights entitle me to take back my daughter from that traitorous whore by force".

You assume that the gun rights aren't the next thing Lowtax is going to cuck to the tranny brigade on and TFR isn't next to get purged of wrong think.

I'm going to ask some exceptional questions here:

What is the origin of the word "troon"? Is it a corruption of the word "trans"? Is it short for something or a portmanteau?

Fagoon = Faggot + Goon, a gay who posts on Something Awful (see the now even faggeier 'Fabgoon')
Troon = Tranny + Goon, a mentally ill man who wants to satisify his sexual fetishes by inserting himself into women's spaces and posts on Something Awful. Also see non-Something Awful posting mentally ill men who put into the same level of effort into trying to appear like non a man in women's clothes, and hygiene in general, as the average Something Awful poster.
 
I'm going to ask some exceptional questions here:

What is the origin of the word "troon"? Is it a corruption of the word "trans"? Is it short for something or a portmanteau?

It's literally just a portmanteau of tranny and goon.
 
I'm going to ask some exceptional questions here:

What is the origin of the word "troon"? Is it a corruption of the word "trans"? Is it short for something or a portmanteau?

I get Goof Troop was a cartoon that once existed, but is there any deeper meaning to that insult other than an unoriginal and unfunny "a troop of people acting goofy"?

What's the story behind that those abysmal Jonny Fiveaces drawings and why are they worth over $4,000?
Thank you. I was wondering if I was the only one who didn't know. I should have asked before.
 
What's the story behind that those abysmal Jonny Fiveaces drawings and why are they worth over $4,000?

Zybourne Clock was an attempt at a goon made steampunk RPG that went nowhere past a bunch of autistic goons drawing concept art and writing fan fiction of the type you'd find in a middle schooler's notebook. It got memed into oblivion and Johnny Fiveaces is one of the most memorable pieces of art that surfaced. I don't know what kind of idiot would actually pay thousands for it, but it's sort of akin to Chris's sanic totem.
 
Has Lowtax always been this consistently entertaining or have we just been noticing it since the wife escaped? His social media has been A-grade soysalt since then, I don't remember it being this good.
 
"My forum is spiraling out of control, my kid and wife are MIA, and my financial future is in jeopardy... I'm going to post some zany, wacky shit on facebook!"

Its a brilliant legal strategy. He continues his rætarded posting, and when her lawyers to shred him in court over his previous posting, his lawyer can show these subsequence posts as proof Lowtax just simply is actually that dumb. Its a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out for him.
 
What is the origin of the word "troon"? Is it a corruption of the word "trans"? Is it short for something or a portmanteau?

The word troon was made up by troons to describe themselves. Around the time I left SA it was being used more to mock them than anything and a bunch were wanting mods to make it SA's "nigga" where only troons could say and use it. That probably went nowhere.

My favorite part is now it's catching on outside SA as "trans+loon" so troon will be around long after SA is gone.
 
You can tell how fake woke Lowtax is by his continual use of the word "transsexual" to describe troons during his virtue signaling; a term which is very verboten to the point of only being slightly better than "tranny" to most troons (who are so cucked by words that they legit freak out if you spell transgender as "trans gender" with a space sometimes). It'd be like if he used the word "negro" or "nigra" to describe black people -- not THE no-no word, but no-no word adjacent.
 
Lowtax is in Canada

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"Uh, I'd rather not get into something so petty..." After two sheets worth of petty, defensive, pitchy warbling about 'muh kidnapped daughter! Muh $80 dollars going to a Starbucks gift card'!

"My forum is spiraling out of control, my kid and wife are MIA, and my financial future is in jeopardy... I'm going to post some zany, wacky shit on facebook!"

As opposed... y'know... to the forum spiraling out of control, that could use some reassurance that he gives a fuck in the way of wacky zany insipid posts from him.
 
Zybourne Clock was an attempt at a goon made steampunk RPG that went nowhere past a bunch of autistic goons drawing concept art and writing fan fiction of the type you'd find in a middle schooler's notebook. It got memed into oblivion and Johnny Fiveaces is one of the most memorable pieces of art that surfaced. I don't know what kind of idiot would actually pay thousands for it, but it's sort of akin to Chris's sanic totem.


 
You can tell how fake woke Lowtax is by his continual use of the word "transsexual" to describe troons during his virtue signaling; a term which is very verboten to the point of only being slightly better than "tranny" to most troons (who are so cucked by words that they legit freak out if you spell transgender as "trans gender" with a space sometimes). It'd be like if he used the word "negro" or "nigra" to describe black people -- not THE no-no word, but no-no word adjacent.

It's actually less politically incorrect just to call them troons like we do here. Dickard is such a piece of shit.
 
Edit ^^^^ dude he worked with shmorky who gave him the total 101 on gender bullshit.

He s not using the right words cause he dont give a fuck


the police remark about file for divorce before leaving town is odd....oh wait they spoke with her before talking to him and she most likely explained what his "business trip" was. hahahaha

Richard better get used to that attitude from people.

"I left for 3 week to pitch a script!"

lawyer "can you go into details about what you did for those 3 weeks?"

"I did movie stuff like tim and eric"

ahahaha
 
Lol what kind of leather-daddy fetish facial hair is that? Though it is stunning and brave to see him attempt his transition into the lovechild of a confederate general and a gay biker.
 
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