🪦 Deceased RHJunior / Ralph Edward Hayes Jr. - Blangry Right-wing Furry,Failed Webcomic Author and E-beggar

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I just checked his Quentyn Quinn comic and, awful 90ies digital comic visuals aside, it's just wanking how well thought out his Marry Sue universe is compared to all the established space opera settings like Star Trek or Warhammer 40k or Star Wars, so he sets up strawmen to take potshots at them. Some minor ideas are neat but they drown in Junior's cum as he orgasms over the thought of how much better his space raccoons are than Federation or Imperium because they use hyperspace buttplugs instead of antimatter reactors or how epic and badass they are for wrecking entire fleets with lighspeed projectiles.

I'd check the rest of his work but awful bright colours and confusing wordy layouts give me a headache. Do not recommend.
 
This guy came up randomly in the Dave Hopkins thread thanks to a throw away joke about terrible y2k furry artists I made so I decided to go check out his website for the first time in....I dunno almost 20 years? Still looks like the same site and the art seems unchanged in craft too.

Anyway, according to this post back in March 2022 he has moved to an 'assisted living facility'. Daddy Reagan would not be pleased. Bootstraps, RH!

Of course, its possible like many rightoids hes a socialism-for-calvinist-elect-crackers-only type now that they see what a disaster all that deindustrialization they championed from the 80s-90s-and 2000s was. Bet this Boomer Cyrax has retconned his old Bush War on Terror support like it never happened too now that that Patriot Act tier shit is used against his tribe. Though its hard to tell without a deeper dive as he seems to be be politically sperging way less than he did back in his....(I hesitate to use this word)...'heyday'. And here I was hoping to find the last of the Burned Furs ranting away like a time capsule.

The other new discovery going through his site for the first time in a long ass time is he has an archive for his fanfiction. As dead as the comic is, this seems to be very active in comparison. Includes MLP because of course it does. So, he seems to be much more into prose now.

His website about info, which hasn't been updated in a while I suspect, states he lived in a trailer park in Marietta OH and gives his (possibly now former) full mailing address too. Guess hes still expecting snail mail. Can see it on google maps.

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Assuming his move to assisted living stayed local (gov benefits are usually though the state unless military-which he is not I suspect-he must still be on the Ohio side of the Ohio River. Marietta is 13,000 people about and has what seems to me a very large amount of nursing and assisted living homes in its city limits for that population. There are at least 10 of these things there. What is this place, reverse Logan's Run? No wonder he made that comment about the rank local dating pool.

Also lol

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Well I am apparently the only person who still does the once every couple year check up on this once-furry-webcomic-lolcow and it appears that he died earlier this year in January.

Here is the obituary (his actual photo is less horrifying than his earlier in life photo he often used or his own self depiction in cartoon form, interestingly).

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It appears someone recreated his once defunct site/homepage as it once was here. And here is his own website from what I presume was after when his main page went offline in 2024.

More interestingly and perhaps nefariously, he was either getting into AI art to make lazy or bad summaries of his work with zero actual content before a few loosely connected panels, or, more likely, this is some kind of thing where predatory sites seeking traffic mine content from defunct sites and/or people they know to be dead.

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One of the reasons I think this site was not set up by him was that his Under the Lemon Tree comic, which I admit I never read, appears to be furry and this thing is not, if anything it is pulling from this NPR-coded type movie from the late 2000s or something else I might be missing.

See the original with whatever this is for comparison.

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Needless to say I was never a fan of the man save as a hate-reader for a brief moment in the early 2000s, but this really bothers me. Why is someone doing this? I don't even see what purpose this serves as there aren't exactly throngs to RH Junior fans clamoring for more and his internet presence in recent times seems far more connected to fanfic forums than his comics, most of which had already withered before he died.

Additionally, @Null please move this thread to the lolcows of history graveyard.
 
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