😵‍💫 Skitzocow Christopher Claybourne / PresidentChristopher / WildManChris - would sell his soul for good looks, absolute maniac

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So you might be reading the title and be wondering "Why President Christopher?" Well Chris actually did run for president in 2012
In this video Chris outlines his political ideologies. A common man representing the common American!

I should of mentioned that this is the video he submitted for the super bowl.
 
Wonder how long it'll take him to try and get surgery to enlarge his arms...
 
I just remembered this guy and decided to check his youtube channel again. He's uploaded dozens of videos in the past 2 days and they're crazier than ever.

Showing off his LONG FOREARMS

Casting hexes on his city and praying to Satan for longer arms while drinking a big gulp

Sperging because a model blocked him on Twitter

Talking about how hot his male cousin is
 
"Atheists. Why shouldn't A DYING PERSON ROB A BANK to pay for life-saving procedure to STAY ALIVE?
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Maybe it's because I don't speak moonbat, but what does religion have to do with essentially a rehash of the ancient philosophical quandary of a man stealing a loaf of bread to feed his starving family.
 

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This is WildManChris. President, gun owner, stroke survivor, arm fetishist.


the more videos u watch u realize his situation is actually kind of fucked up but he just makes these amazing videos and gets pissed off at everything he's great.

pls give him stem cells for his arm surgery
 
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Honestly, I wouldn't have noticed that his arms were shorter than the average person if he didn't bring it up, but now I can't stop noticing. I love his video titles though.
They read like they were randomly generated by a shitposting robot.

"GOD love doesn´t impress me MUCH: what the fuck? What am I not getting?"

"MEXICAN Dope Fiend former KINGPIN singing about his path to red carpet stardom selling POT to stars"

"WHY I wish FUCKING BREAST CANCER on bitches that look at me and say NO when I want a free tea"
 
purrings said:
Honestly, I wouldn't have noticed that his arms were shorter than the average person if he didn't bring it up, but now I can't stop noticing. I love his video titles though.
They read like they were randomly generated by a shitposting robot.

"GOD love doesn´t impress me MUCH: what the fuck? What am I not getting?"

"MEXICAN Dope Fiend former KINGPIN singing about his path to red carpet stardom selling POT to stars"

"WHY I wish FUCKING BREAST CANCER on bitches that look at me and say NO when I want a free tea"
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he pisses on everything in a bathroom if he thinks the service was bad and he has harassed dr. phil and oprah to be on their shows
 
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