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inception_state said:
Elon crafting policy on the fly, puts up a poll asking if he should step down
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Even if Musk isn't CEO he still owns twitter and he picks the new CEO. Nothing changes except for the smoothbrains thinking they won some great victory. The whiplash when the new CEO does something they don't like could be glorious.

e: I read this as he's literally daring the smoothbrains to do it. If I'm right he already has someone picked out.
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*leftists cry tears of joy as Elon announces he is stepping down*

"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce the new CEO of Twitter - Donald J. Trump!"

*leftists shriek in pain and agony then spontaneously combust*
 
Sithis said:
*leftists cry tears of joy as Elon announces he is stepping down*

"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce the new CEO of Twitter - Donald J. Trump!"

*leftists shriek in pain and agony then spontaneously combust*
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It's going to be back to normal twitter leftist or Jack.
 
The best social media site on the internet is this site. It's the anti-social media site. There's no celebrities other than the ones we're laughing at, no advertisers, no data collection or resale, and if you post your social media links or try to be an e-thot, you more than likely get doxed and BTFO.
 
1Tonka_Truck said:
Even if Musk isn't CEO he still owns twitter and he picks the new CEO. Nothing changes except for the smoothbrains thinking they won some great victory. The whiplash when the new CEO does something they don't like could be glorious.

e: I read this as he's literally daring the smoothbrains to do it. If I'm right he already has someone picked out.
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Blake Master.

For the love of Christ and all that is holy let it be Blake Masters.
 
Aaaalriiiight, what's he up to with this new poll about stepping down or not? This is a bit too mad-lad even for him. Does he really have somebody lined up who could possibly be a bigger box-shaker to the Twitter addicts than he is?
 
Meat Target said:
Why bow out so soon?
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A) This whole thing just reeks of social experiment. Either way we win no matter what, and no matter who is at the helm Twitter will always be an infinite avalanche of shit.

B) He's still young and can continue on his usual business without a care in the world. He already does that.
 
Every day, I see yet another "crisis" on Elon Musk's Twitter that's supposed to doom it for real, and every day, it somehow keeps living. Probably because, at the end of the day, internet "influencers" and journoshitters ultimately need social media far more than it needs them.
Sir Joahim Browinson III said:
>Poll wins with majority saying "Yes"
>He posts a video where he physically steps down on a staircase
>The riot ensues
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That'd unironically be one of the most hilarious things imaginable, so given what Elon Musk is doing right now, I'm going to go with that being the most likely happening.

If Elon Musk did anything right, it's completely destroying the illusion of Twitter as being this important social media "hub" for anyone who wasn't already a complete Twitter addict.
 
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