🐮 Lolcow John Murphy Aldrich / John M. Aldrich / Fighteer / Lealla - Banhappy TvTropes moderator with a god-complex, hates the farms, ultra oldfag from the 90s

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John Murphy Aldrich / John M. Aldrich / Fighteer / Lealla
Banhappy TvTropes moderator with a god-complex, hates the farms, ultra oldfag from the 90s
Introduction
Meet 46 year old Fighteer (powerword: John M. Aldrich). Fighteer is a moderator, and in stereotypical janny fashion, he loves to ban people and takes his job super serious. If you know anything about TvTropes, and especially if you’ve gotten banned from it at some point, chances are you know Fighteer.

TvTropes moderator
Not many TvTropes moderators are well-known and Fighteer is by far the most known. Not for a good reason though, because he takes moderating extremely serious and bans people for the most inane reasons.

A few examples:

Banned for criticizing Black Panther
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Being told to fuck off after appealing to a ban in the nicest way possible
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Bans people and deletes posts because they have different opinions on World of Warcraft
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Bans a brony for having an opinion on MLP
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Wants to block singapore because of one sock account
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Fighteer being a short-tempered dick to everyone
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User has feedback for the site, Fighteer advices him to shut the fuck up
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Fighteer being paranoid
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He loses it, after ranting about capitalism
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To the point where another janny removed his post
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Drama & dislike of the farms
Fighteer's hatred of the farm did not come from nowhere, there's been plenty of interactions between TvTropes and the farms. And being a mod who spends too much time online, he's no stranger to drama.

His personal grudge against the farms seemed to have started around January of this year.

It started because a slap fight between their users spilled from discord, into their mental health thread and the fine users in the tvtropes thread were laughing at it. And after the farms were namedropped

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We were visited by one of them (x)

Later on, in one of the archived pages of the slapfight incident, one of their troons has their age and DOB visible (x), causing them to freak out

While futile, Fighteer tried to teach a lesson in cybersecurity (x). After all was said and done, Fighteer and his fellow jannies decided to outright nuke the mental health thread and ban everyone involved with the slapfight incident.

Presence on the internet
After doing a bit of digging, it turns out that mister Aldrich has been on the internet for longer than most. Not only can you find presence of him, dating back to 1997
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link/https://archive.md/ZAaL4

He also had his own website, giving as all information we want to know of him, made back in the late 90s

Oldest archive, from 1998:
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http://web.archive.org/web/19980208071252/http://cs.net/fighteer/

newest archive, from 2002:
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http://web.archive.org/web/20020104111706/http://www.cs.net:80/fighteer/

Old 'about me' page:

Encyclopedia Dramatica
An achievement far more noteworthy than his obese wive or being a senior TvTropes janitor, is the fact that he has his very own Encyclopedia Dramatica page

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ED page


Other noteworthy stuff
Sometimes cows collide, and what do you get when someone who always gets banned, meets a moderator that loves to ban? Nothing short of the expected; a hit with the banhammer.
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Also funny fact; the "nazi website" here is us, further showing that he holds us in low regards

Doesn't like memes
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Wants to murder republicans
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Accounts
TvTropes (https://archive.md/Aww2k)
World of Warcraft (https://archive.md/zU4TC)
Pinterest (https://archive.md/zjCKU)
Facebook (https://archive.md/yIaCc)
Youtube (https://archive.md/YMHTx)
Encylopedia Dramatica (https://archive.md/3k1R6)

Lealla#3857 (discord)

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Thanks to
@NerdShamer
@WULULULULU

For help on the OP

Thanks to
@Coach Kreeton Of All That

For help on the dox


And remember lads:
They do it for free!
 
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Aw, you beat me to it! Anyway, I don't think he gives enough milk. All he does is bitch at unfortunates on TV Tropes, maybe occasionally sperging about politics.

You left out the fact he has an adopted son, and an ED article:
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Article: https://archive.md/3k1R6
 
You've left out the part Encyclopedia Dramatica were actually the ones who posted the dox of him, along with a few entertaining screenshots.
 
You've left out the part Encyclopedia Dramatica were actually the ones who posted the dox of him, along with a few entertaining screenshots.
Aw, you beat me to it! Anyway, I don't think he gives enough milk. All he does is bitch at unfortunates on TV Tropes, maybe occasionally sperging about politics.

You left out the fact he has an adopted son, and an ED article:

Article: https://archive.md/3k1R6
Huh I didn't see any ED article. I looked up fighteer, but I guess ED pages don't show up through google (nor on tvtropes)

He has an adopted son iirc :c
Yeah some Guatamalan kid. Maybe a bit moralfaggy but I didn't mention them because, you know, it's a kid. Plus, having a tvtropes moderator as parent is bad enough as is.

Either way, I'll look through his ED page for things to add to the OP. Thanks guys.
 
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He just doesn't seem to have enough to him to make him a cow. He's ban happy, sure, but so are lots of jannies. There needs to be more examples of extreme behavior or comical absurdity on his part. Something that makes him stand out from the crowd.
I agree, power hungry jannies are a dime a dozen, and I am not seeing anything that makes him stand out from all the other jannies, especially since we already have a TV Tropes thread in community watch.
 
You'll have to dig deeper than that, my man.

They still have the page, enjoy it before the site gets taken down, again.
Thanks, I added the link and archive to the OP and I'm looking through it now and adding stuff from the page.

As for if he's worthy of a thread, while many jannies are similair, he's been janny for quite a long time, plus an internet presence that goes back even longer, plus a drama queen. It's not just him banning people, he attracts drama aswel.

Either way, I'm adding stuff from the ED page, being such a god-complex janny for over 10 years, he has plenty of examples of comical or absurd behaviour. And the ED page has plenty of examples.
 
Thanks, I added the link and archive to the OP and I'm looking through it now and adding stuff from the page.

As for if he's worthy of a thread, while many jannies are similair, he's been janny for quite a long time, plus an internet presence that goes back even longer, plus a drama queen. It's not just him banning people, he attracts drama aswel.

Either way, I'm adding stuff from the ED page, being such a god-complex janny for over 10 years, he has plenty of examples of comical or absurd behaviour. And the ED page has plenty of examples.
Well, he hangs out in the Jim Sterling thread, but you'll have to comb through the TVT thread for the screenshots and archives because some of the recent drama might be deleted by now.
 
He also celebrated the passing of an Supreme Court Justice because they were holding up a case that he really wanted to go through or something. I forgot the context, but everyone was giving him the hairy eye over it.
 
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